Built exclusively for cosmetic gynecology & feminine rejuvenation

The discreet acquisition
system that fills your cosmetic gyn calendar.

We put your practice in front of women who are quietly Googling labiaplasty, vaginal rejuvenation and the O Shot at midnight, and turn that private research into booked, cash pay consultations. Compliant campaigns that respect the sensitivity of the procedure. Real patients, not cold clicks.

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Predictive projections

What could a full cosmetic gyn calendar be worth?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from feminine rejuvenation and cosmetic gynecology practices, we'll show you what steady, cash pay procedure bookings look like as monthly and annual revenue.

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💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,000

$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k

👤 Average value of one procedure

$3,500

$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k

A laser rejuvenation package runs $2,000 to $4,000 and a labiaplasty $3,500 to $8,000, all cash pay, and many patients add a second treatment later. That is why cosmetic gyn ads pay back so fast. We'll calibrate this on the call.

New procedures this month

4 to 7

Booked, cash pay cases

Revenue they add

$14,000 to $24,500

Procedures × average value

12 month procedure value

$168k to $294k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

7x to 12x

Procedure value per $1 spent

These are real ranges from cosmetic gynecology and feminine rejuvenation campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure mix, your pricing, and your market. On the call, we'll map this to your practice specifically. Get your personalized procedure projection →

How it works

A discreet growth system, not a boosted post.

Cosmetic gynecology is the hardest niche to advertise in healthcare. The procedures are private, the search is done in secret, and Meta and Google flag half of what a normal agency would write. We built a system that reaches these women respectfully, earns their trust, and books them, without getting your ad account shut down.

Reach her privately

We target women in your area who are already searching for vaginal rejuvenation, labiaplasty, painful intimacy relief or stress incontinence answers, quietly and on their own phone. We meet that private moment with reassurance instead of a sales pitch.

Stay compliant and unflagged

Ad platforms restrict language about bodies and sexual health. We write around confidence, comfort and quality of life, keep the clinical detail on your landing page, and structure campaigns so they run clean instead of getting rejected and freezing your account.

Educate, then convert

Most women do not know these procedures exist or that they are candidates. Our funnel explains the options, the discretion, the recovery and the cost, so by the time she books she is informed, comfortable and ready, not a tire kicker.

Optimize toward booked procedures

We optimize for consultations that turn into paid cases, not clicks or cheap leads. Every consult and every signed procedure teaches the system, lowering your cost per booked patient month over month.

Ready to see it applied to your practice? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your consult calendar keeps filling with cash pay cases, not because a contract traps you.

No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into booking new feminine rejuvenation patients.

No flagged, frozen ad accounts

We know exactly what trips Meta and Google policy on intimate health, and we write to run clean so your account keeps spending.

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Discretion built in

Every ad, page and message is written to protect a woman's privacy and dignity. That is what turns a sensitive search into a booked consult.

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One focus only

Booked, cash pay procedures and revenue added. Clicks, likes and vanity leads are noise. We report on what fills your operating schedule.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live campaign in under 14 days. No six week "discovery phase". We've navigated this exact niche and its ad rules before.

What to expect

The cosmetic gynecology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical feminine rejuvenation funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks

Women landing on your procedure page

$5 to $12 CPC

Leads

Private procedure inquiries

$45 to $90 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed private consultations

$110 to $220 CPA

Show ups

Actually attend the consultation

55% to 75% show rate

Procedures booked

Signed & scheduled cash pay cases

$350 to $650 cost per case

Your actual numbers depend on your procedure mix, your pricing, and your local competition. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.

Real practices. Real results.

Cosmetic gyn and aesthetic practices like yours are already seeing it work.

"We offered laser rejuvenation and labiaplasty for two years and barely anyone knew. The hardest part was advertising it without getting shut down. They cracked that, and now the intimate wellness side of my practice is booked weeks out with women who are informed and ready."

Dr. Elena V., MD · Cosmetic Gynecology & Feminine Rejuvenation

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Consult requests, last 7 days

🌸 New vaginal rejuvenation consult · Tue 9:30am · $$$

🌸 New labiaplasty inquiry · Tue 2:00pm · $$$

🌸 New O Shot consult · Wed 11:00am · $$$

🌸 New laser tightening inquiry · Wed 3:30pm · $$$

🌸 New incontinence treatment call · Thu 10:00am · $$$

🌸 New feminine rejuvenation consult · Fri 1:00pm · $$$

+8 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of cosmetic gynecology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.

Good questions

Everything you're wondering, answered.

What is cosmetic gynecology marketing and how does it actually work?

It is paid advertising engineered for elective, cash pay women's procedures like labiaplasty, vaginal rejuvenation, laser tightening and the O Shot. We run privacy conscious Google and Meta campaigns that reach women in your city who are quietly researching these treatments, then a discreet funnel educates them and books a private consultation. You get booked consults on your calendar, not a spreadsheet of cold clicks.

How do you advertise intimate wellness treatments without getting my ads flagged?

This is the hardest part of the niche and the reason most agencies fail here. Meta and Google restrict a lot of language around bodies, sexual health and personal attributes. We write copy and creative that speaks to confidence, comfort and quality of life instead of triggering policy filters, keep the sensitive detail on your landing page rather than in the ad, and structure campaigns so they run without constant rejections and account flags.

How much does it cost to market a cosmetic gynecology practice?

We recommend a minimum of $2,000/month in ad spend so the campaigns gather enough data to optimize for a high consideration, private decision. Our management fee is separate and month to month. Because a single labiaplasty or laser package can be worth $2,500 to $8,000 in cash, even a handful of booked procedures a month returns far more than the investment.

How is this different from hiring a med spa or general marketing agency?

A med spa agency sells botox and filler with photos anyone can post. Cosmetic gynecology is intimate, stigmatized and heavily policed by ad platforms, so it needs discretion, medical credibility and compliance experience most agencies simply do not have. We only work in healthcare, we understand the emotional weight of these procedures, and we protect your reputation while we fill your calendar.

Will women in my area really search for these procedures, and how do you reach them near me?

Yes. Thousands search terms like vaginal rejuvenation near me, labiaplasty cost and how to fix stress incontinence every month, usually privately and without telling anyone. We geotarget your city and surrounding neighborhoods, meet that private research with reassuring, expert content, and route interested women straight into your booking calendar.

How long before I start seeing new consults booked?

Most practices see the first booked consults within the first two to three weeks once campaigns are live. Because this is a private, high trust decision, the strongest, most consistent flow of cash pay procedures usually settles in around months two and three as we optimize toward the women who actually show up and book.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Offer cosmetic or functional gynecology like labiaplasty, vaginal rejuvenation, laser tightening, the O Shot or incontinence treatment.
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Have open space on your aesthetic calendar and want to fill it with cash pay cases predictably, not by luck.
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Are tired of these services being your best kept secret because you never found a compliant way to advertise them.
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Want informed, ready patients who understand the procedure and the price, not bargain hunters.
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Want to grow the cash pay side of your practice and lean less on the insurance OB GYN grind.
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Care about discretion and reputation and want a partner who treats the subject with respect.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) for high value, high margin procedures.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Only run standard insurance OB GYN visits and don't offer any elective procedures.
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Aren't ready to clearly explain and stand behind your procedure pricing.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed procedure numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

The discreet acquisition system that fills your cosmetic gyn calendar.