How do I compete with the online TRT companies advertising everywhere?

The telehealth mills win on price and convenience, but they lose on trust, real lab work, in person follow up and a provider who actually knows the patient. Most men who try a mail order subscription end up frustrated by no answers and rushed care. Our system positions your local clinic as the safer, higher touch alternative, then captures those men the moment they start looking for a real provider instead of an app.

Will my TRT ads get disapproved or my account banned on Google or Meta?

Testosterone and hormone therapy are among the most restricted ad categories on both platforms. We write copy, build creatives and structure landing pages that pass policy review, and we architect the account so a single disapproval never takes your whole campaign offline. We have run this exact gauntlet for TRT clinics before, so your spend keeps working while competitors get shut down.

How do you get patients who stay on protocol instead of quitting after a few months?

Acquisition is only half the equation in a subscription model. We target men with real symptoms and real intent, not gym bros chasing a quick cycle, so the patients who start are the kind who renew. We also help you plug the retention leaks that quietly kill LTV: the month three drop off, the missed lab follow ups and the men who ghost after they feel better.

What is the minimum monthly investment?

We recommend a minimum of $2,000 per month in paid ad spend. Below that, the platforms do not have enough conversion data to optimize predictably in a category this restricted, and your cost per qualified patient stays volatile.

Do you only work with TRT and men's health clinics?

We work exclusively with healthcare practices, and men's health is one of our most established verticals. We understand the platform policy landscape, the patient psychology around testosterone, and the cash pay subscription economics that decide whether a TRT clinic actually grows.

Do you require long term contracts?

No. Month to month. No setup fees. You stay because your calendar is full and your subscription base is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

Built exclusively for TRT & men's health clinics

The real local clinic men choose
when they're done with the testosterone app.

Online TRT mills sold them a subscription and a chatbot. We put your clinic in front of those men the moment they go looking for a real provider, lab work and a face they can trust, and turn them into recurring, cash pay patients. Booked consults that start protocol and stay on it.

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The fight you're actually in

Your competition isn't the clinic across town. It's a billboard for a mail order subscription.

Every man in your market who Googles low testosterone gets hit with slick telehealth ads promising results in 24 hours, no visit required. They're cheap, fast and everywhere. But they hand patients a vial and a chatbot, no real lab work, no follow up, no provider who remembers their name.

That's your opening. Men get burned by the app, plateau, or get scared by something they read, and start searching for a real local clinic. The clinic that shows up first, looks legitimate, and makes booking effortless wins them, and keeps them for years. Right now that probably isn't you. We fix that.

Predictive projections

See what your TRT clinic's growth could look like.

Drag the sliders. We'll show you, based on real campaign data from TRT and men's health clinics, what consistent patient flow looks like financially, with subscription LTV factored in, not just a one time consult.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your clinic

💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,000

$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k

👤 Avg. TRT patient lifetime value

$2,400

$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k

Most TRT clinics see $2k to $4k LTV once you count a 12 month subscription plus ancillaries like peptides, HCG, anastrozole, B12 and IV. Improve retention and this number climbs fast. We'll calibrate it on the call.

New TRT patients this month

9 to 13

New booked & started

Lifetime revenue from them

$15,000 to $32,500

Patients × avg LTV

12-month cumulative revenue

$180k to $390k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

7.5x to 16.3x

Revenue per $1 spent

These are real ranges from TRT and men's health campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your protocol pricing, retention, market and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized TRT projection →

How it works

A TRT growth system, not a service.

Most agencies just run ads and pray they don't get disapproved. We built a predictive system for one job: deliver booked TRT consults that close into recurring, paying patients, and then help you keep them.

Intent capture

We position your clinic in front of men 30 to 65 actively searching for testosterone therapy, low T treatment and TRT clinics near them, the moment they decide an app isn't enough. Real buying intent, not "fitness audiences" and not awareness fluff.

Policy compliant funnel

A funnel engineered around Google and Meta's hormone restricted ad policies. Copy, creatives and landing structure built so your ads run, your account stays clean, and the price shoppers and gym bros get filtered out before they ever reach your front desk.

Trust that beats telehealth

We sell what the mills can't: real lab work, a real provider, in person follow up and safety. That positioning makes your clinic the obvious upgrade and pre frames the consult so men show up ready to start, not to negotiate.

Booked, started & retained

The KPI that matters: men on your calendar, starting protocol, and still on it next quarter. We optimize toward subscription starts and flag the retention leaks that quietly drain your LTV.

Ready to see it applied to your TRT clinic? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the system is filling your calendar and your subscription base, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you TRT patients who pay every month.

No fake guarantees

We won't promise "50 men or your money back". We build something that actually works and prove it with numbers you can see on your calendar.

✓

Subscription, not one offs

Anyone can buy a click. We focus on the patients who start protocol and renew, because in TRT the money is in month six, not month one. Acquisition and retention, treated as one system.

✓

Ad policy bulletproof

Testosterone is one of the most restricted categories on Google and Meta. We know exactly what gets disapproved, suspended or flagged, and how to structure your account so a single rejection doesn't shut you down.

✓

Up and running in days

From signed to first TRT campaign in under 14 days. No 6 week "discovery phases". We've done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The TRT numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical TRT clinic funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks

Men landing on your offer page

$5 to $10 CPC

Leads

Qualified inquiries captured

$30 to $60 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed TRT consultations

$60 to $120 CPA

Show-ups

Actually walk through the door

60% to 80% show rate

Started on protocol

Acquired & on subscription

$180 to $360 CAC

Against a $2k to $4k subscription LTV, a $180 to $360 cost to acquire is a bargain, and that is before the second year. Your actual numbers depend on your protocol pricing, location, retention and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your TRT clinic.

Real TRT clinics. Real results.

TRT and men's health practices like yours are already seeing it work.

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

"Before EtherealMinds, we were losing men to the cheap online testosterone subscriptions and burning budget on guys who just wanted to window shop. Now our consults are filled with men who are ready, qualified and actually start protocol, and they stay. Our subscription base nearly doubled in five months."

Dr. M.R. · TRT & Men's Health Clinic

TRT consult bookings, last 7 days

📅 New TRT consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$

📅 New TRT consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$

📅 New TRT consult · Wed 4:00pm · $$$

📅 New TRT consult · Thu 9:00am · $$$

📅 New TRT consult · Thu 11:30am · $$$

📅 New TRT consult · Fri 3:00pm · $$$

+14 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of TRT and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run a TRT, HRT or men's health clinic offering cash pay testosterone or hormone optimization.
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Are losing men to online testosterone subscriptions and want to win them back with real, in person care.
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Get some patients but it's unpredictable and you can't forecast next month's subscription starts.
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Have tried marketing before and ended up with disapproved ads, banned accounts or leads that never started protocol.
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Are tired of price shoppers and gym bros who book a free consult and never come back.
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Want patients who stay, not a revolving door that churns out by month three.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want it to make financial sense.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Are an insurance only practice with no cash pay protocols.
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Don't actually have a clinic or licensed prescriber yet.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

4 TRT clinic slots open this month

If you want predictable TRT patient flow,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your market, the telehealth players you're up against, your protocols, your pricing and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your TRT clinic.

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✓ No commitment ✓ No card ✓ No contract

The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for TRT and men's health clinics

The real local clinic men choose when they're done with the testosterone app.