Built exclusively for TRT & men's health clinics

The patient acquisition
system your TRT clinic has been missing.

We put your clinic in front of men actively searching for testosterone optimization, and turn them into consistent, recurring, cash-pay patients. Not clicks. Not tire kickers. Booked consults that close.

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Predictive projections

See what your TRT clinic's growth could look like.

Drag the sliders. We'll show you, based on real campaign data from TRT and men's health clinics, what consistent patient flow looks like financially.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
$2,400
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
Most TRT clinics see $2k–$4k LTV (12-month subscription + ancillaries like peptides, B12, IV). We'll calibrate this on the call.
New TRT patients this month
9–13
New booked & started
Lifetime revenue from them
$15,000–$32,500
Patients × avg LTV
12-month cumulative revenue
$180k–$390k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
7.5x – 16.3x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from TRT and men's health campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your protocol pricing, market, and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized TRT projection →
How it works

A TRT growth system, not a service.

Most agencies just run ads and pray they don't get disapproved. We built a predictive system that does one thing: deliver booked TRT consults that close into recurring patients.

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Intent capture

We position your clinic in front of men 30 to 65 actively searching for testosterone therapy, low T treatment, and TRT clinics in your city. Real buying intent, not awareness or "fitness audiences".

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Policy-compliant funnel

A funnel engineered around Google and Meta's hormone-restricted ad policies. Copy, creatives, and landing structure built so your ads run, your account stays clean, and tire kickers get filtered before reaching your front desk.

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Predictive optimization

Our system learns from every consult, no show, and subscription start, tightening cost per qualified TRT patient month over month while feeding the platforms the data they need to scale.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: men sitting across from your provider, ready to start protocol. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

Ready to see it applied to your TRT clinic? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the system is filling your calendar, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you TRT patients.

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No fake guarantees

We won't promise "50 men or your money back". We build something that actually works and prove it with numbers you can see on your calendar.

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One focus only

Booked TRT consults that start protocol. Everything else, clicks, leads, impressions, is noise. We report on what fills your subscription base.

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Ad policy bulletproof

Testosterone is one of the most restricted categories on Google and Meta. We know exactly what gets disapproved, suspended, or flagged, and how to structure your account so a single rejection doesn't shut you down.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first TRT campaign in under 14 days. No 6 week "discovery phases". We've done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The TRT numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical TRT clinic funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Men landing on your offer page
$5 – $10 CPC
Leads
Qualified inquiries captured
$30 – $60 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed TRT consultations
$60 – $120 CPA
Show-ups
Actually walk through the door
60% – 80% show rate
Started on protocol
Acquired & on subscription
$180 – $360 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your protocol pricing, location, and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your TRT clinic.
Real TRT clinics. Real results.

TRT and men's health practices like yours are already seeing it work.

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 - 15 new patients each month
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
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"Before EtherealMinds, we were burning ad budget on men who just wanted to window-shop testosterone. Now our consults are filled with guys who are ready, qualified, and actually start protocol. Our subscription base nearly doubled in five months."

Dr. M.R. · TRT & Men's Health Clinic
TRT consult bookings — last 7 days
📅 New TRT consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$
📅 New TRT consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$
📅 New TRT consult · Wed 4:00pm · $$$
📅 New TRT consult · Thu 9:00am · $$$
📅 New TRT consult · Thu 11:30am · $$$
📅 New TRT consult · Fri 3:00pm · $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of TRT and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a TRT, HRT, or men's health clinic offering cash-pay testosterone or hormone optimization.
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    Are getting some patients but it's unpredictable and you can't forecast next month's subscriptions.
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    Have tried marketing before and ended up with disapproved ads, banned accounts, or leads that never started protocol.
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    Are tired of tire kickers and gym bros who book a free consult and never come back.
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    Rely on referrals or word of mouth but know it doesn't scale past a ceiling.
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    Want a trackable system — not guessing whether your ads will run tomorrow.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want it to make financial sense.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Are an insurance-only practice with no cash-pay protocols.
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    Don't actually have a clinic or licensed prescriber yet.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it — healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 TRT clinic slots open this month

If you want predictable TRT patient flow,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your market, your protocols, your pricing and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your TRT clinic.

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The founders of EtherealMinds — the patient acquisition agency for TRT and men's health clinics
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