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Built only for Los Angeles hair restoration clinics

The patient acquisition system
that keeps your Los Angeles hair transplant calendar full.

In a city where your face is your career, hair loss is not vanity, it is pressure. Your prospect is a West Hollywood actor tired of camera angles hiding his hairline, or an Encino business owner comparing your chair to a marquee Beverly Hills name and a flight to Seoul. We put your clinic in front of him at the moment he decides to fix it, and turn that search into a booked surgical consult. Serious candidates, not free quote shoppers.

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Predictive projections

See what steady FUE consults could do for your LA clinic.

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from cash pay aesthetic clinics in expensive, competitive metros like Los Angeles, here is what a predictable flow of new hair restoration cases looks like financially.

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$2,500
$2,500
$2k$7k$12k$18k$25k
$8,000
$8,000
$500$5k$10k$14k$18k
An LA FUE case runs $6k to $18k, and beard or crown add ons push it higher. Westside patients often sit at the top of that range. We calibrate this with you on the call.
New hair cases this month
4 to 7
New booked procedures
Revenue from them
$32,000 to $56,000
Cases Γ— avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$384k to $672k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
12x to 22x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from cash pay aesthetic and hair restoration campaigns. Your LA numbers depend on your average case size, which side of the hill you draw from, and how hard the Beverly Hills brands and overseas clinics are bidding against you. On the call we map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized LA hair projection β†’
How it works

A Los Angeles hair restoration growth system, not a service.

Most agencies run generic hair loss ads and hand an LA clinic a pile of tire kickers who only wanted a ballpark price before booking a flight to Istanbul or Seoul. We built a predictive system that delivers booked surgical consults that convert into FUE cases, on repeat, from the Westside to the Valley.

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Intent capture across the whole basin

We position your clinic in front of men actively searching across LA, hair transplant, FUE, receding hairline, beard transplant and crown density. Real intent from Santa Monica and Beverly Hills to Sherman Oaks and Pasadena, filtered by the drive people will actually make.

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Beat the celebrity brand and the flight abroad

A funnel that wins two comparisons before the consult: the marquee Beverly Hills surgeon with the months long waitlist, and the cheap FUE in Turkey or Seoul. We frame your real results, honest pricing and local aftercare so the patient values your chair over a famous name or a budget flight.

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Price pre framed, ego protected

Hair loss is sensitive, and in a face first city it is loaded. Our creative protects the ego, normalizes the procedure, and handles financing up front so the man who books is emotionally ready and financially qualified. Our system lowers your cost per consult month over month.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: LA consults that turn into FUE, beard and PRP cases. Everything ladders up to that number, not clicks or vanity reach on expensive California traffic.

Ready to see it applied to your LA hair clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start in Los Angeles.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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Nothing locks you in

Cancel any month, no penalty. In a city where a dozen clinics fight for the same Westside and Valley searches, we earn the next month by keeping serious candidates on your calendar, period.

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Zero to start

No setup fee, no onboarding invoice. Every dollar goes straight into buying the LA searches worth operating on, not into a bloated retainer.

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We screen out the price tourists

LA is full of men collecting quotes before flying to Turkey or Seoul. Our funnel filters them out before they reach your front desk, so your team talks to candidates who plan to do the work here.

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We speak to LA's real communities

Creative tuned for the Persian market across Beverly Hills, Encino and Tarzana, and for Koreatown patients weighing a trip to Seoul. Each lands on messaging that feels written for them, not generic English hair loss copy.

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Ad accounts that survive the platforms

Before and after scalp photos get Meta accounts flagged fast. We write hair loss creative and claims the way the platforms allow, so your campaigns keep running while competitors sit paused.

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Live in under two weeks

Signed today, first LA hair campaign inside 14 days. No drawn out discovery, we already know this market and this procedure cold.

What to expect

The Los Angeles hair restoration numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,500/month here is what a typical LA hair clinic funnel looks like based on real cash pay aesthetic campaigns we have run in expensive, competitive metros.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$5 to $13 CPC
Leads
Qualified hair inquiries across LA County
$40 to $85 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed LA surgical consultations
$100 to $200 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Cases booked
Acquired & procedure scheduled
$320 to $600 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your average case size, which side of the hill you draw from, and how hard the Beverly Hills brands and overseas clinics push their budgets. On the call we map this to your LA clinic.
Real clinics. Real results.

Cash pay clinics are already seeing it work.

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"Half our consults used to open with a printout from a Turkey clinic or a question about a name they saw on a red carpet. Once the funnel framed our real results and made booking effortless, men started showing up already sold on doing it here. Our Encino and Beverly Hills chairs stay full now."

Dr. A. Farahani, MD Β· Hair Restoration, Los Angeles
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
LA hair consults, last 7 days
πŸ“… New FUE consult Β· Beverly Hills Β· Tue 9:30am
πŸ“… New hairline FUE Β· West Hollywood Β· Tue 2:00pm
πŸ“… New beard transplant Β· Encino Β· Wed 11:00am
πŸ“… New crown density consult Β· Santa Monica Β· Wed 3:30pm
πŸ“… New FUE consult Β· Sherman Oaks Β· Thu 10:00am
πŸ“… PRP hair loss consult Β· Pasadena Β· Fri 1:00pm
+9 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of hair restoration and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a hair restoration clinic or FUE practice in Los Angeles offering transplants, hairline work, beard grafts and PRP.
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    Want to win LA's Persian and Korean demand across Beverly Hills, Encino, Tarzana and Koreatown, not English only patients.
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    Are tired of losing cases to celebrity brands and overseas clinics in Turkey and Seoul.
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    Want serious cash pay surgical candidates, not a flood of people fishing for a price.
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    Rely on referrals and word of mouth but know it is not enough to stay booked in a market this saturated.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want high value cases on the calendar.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Just want a pile of cheap leads with no plan to consult and close them.
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    Have no licensed surgeon or qualified provider doing the procedures.
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    Are shopping for the lowest priced agency in LA and nothing else.
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    Want a written guarantee of exact case counts that no honest partner can give.
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    Are not ready to put at least $2,000 a month behind the ads.
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    Work outside healthcare. This is healthcare only, no exceptions.
4 Los Angeles hair clinic slots open this month

If you want an LA FUE schedule that stays full,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We look at your case mix, your LA market, which communities and neighborhoods you draw from, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your hair restoration clinic.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Los Angeles hair restoration clinics
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