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Built only for New York hair restoration clinics

The patient acquisition system
that keeps your New York hair transplant calendar full.

Picture a Midtown managing director who angles away from every overhead Zoom light, or a Park Slope dad who swapped headshots for a baseball cap three years ago. He has read every Reddit thread, saved a dozen Istanbul package deals, and still has not booked anything. Our job is to reach him on the exact night he decides enough is enough, and route that decision straight onto your consult calendar. Qualified surgical candidates, not quote collectors.

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Predictive projections

See what steady FUE consults could do for your New York clinic.

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from cash pay aesthetic clinics in large, expensive metros like New York, here is what a predictable flow of new hair restoration cases looks like financially.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your clinic
$3,500
$3,500
$2k$9k$15k$22k$30k
$9,000
$9,000
$500$6k$12k$17k$22k
A Manhattan FUE case runs $8k to $20k, and larger graft counts plus crown work push it higher. Upper East Side and tri state patients often sit near the top. We calibrate this with you on the call.
New hair cases this month
4 to 7
New booked procedures
Revenue from them
$36,000 to $63,000
Cases × avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$432k to $756k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
10x to 18x
Revenue per $1 spent
These ranges come straight from live cash pay aesthetic and hair restoration accounts. Your New York figures shift with your typical graft count, your split between Manhattan walk ins and suburban drive ins, and how hard the legacy Madison Avenue practices lean on their budgets. On the call we rebuild the math around your clinic specifically. Get your personalized New York hair projection →
How it works

An engine for New York hair restoration growth, not another retainer.

The typical agency pours budget into broad hair loss ads and sends your front desk a list of strangers who wanted nothing more than a number to compare against a Turkish package. We engineered something different: a repeatable engine that produces booked surgical consultations, calibrated to how a New Yorker actually decides, from the Upper East Side out to Westchester and Long Island.

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Catch the search at street level

We meet men the moment they type it: hair transplant, FUE, lower hairline, patchy beard, thinning crown. Then we draw the map by subway and highway, so a prospect two blocks from your Flatiron office and one who rides the Metro North down from Rye both see you, while someone who will never cross a borough for a consult does not drain your budget.

02

Spend where New York money and cover line up

Nowhere else has these two tailwinds back to back. Bonus checks clear from January through March and finance, law and media clients stop treating the procedure as a someday. The same months bury the healing window under beanies, hoods and remote work days. We weight spend into that overlap so the holdout finally commits and is unmistakably himself by the time rooftop and Hamptons season arrives.

03

Disarm the price and the pride before the call

For a man whose face anchors every pitch deck, dating profile and panel bio, this is never only about money. The funnel settles the number and the financing early and frames the decision with dignity, so the person who reaches your front desk is already past the hesitation and ready to schedule. Each month your cost to earn a consult drops as the data compounds.

04

One scoreboard: scheduled cases

We do not report impressions or borough wide reach. We report New York consults that become FUE, beard and PRP procedures on your books. If a dollar does not move that line, we stop spending it.

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Why this is different

Starting in New York costs you almost nothing to try.

No annual handcuffs. No jargon. No buried clauses. The day it stops paying, you are free to walk.

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Month to month, always

You renew because the calendar is full, not because a contract traps you. With this many clinics fighting over the same Manhattan and tri state keywords, we have to keep real surgical candidates booking or we have no reason to stay.

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Nothing due at signup

No onboarding fee, no setup invoice padding the first month. Your money buys the New York clicks actually worth operating on, not a fat retainer, which matters when Manhattan rent is already eating your overhead.

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The JFK shoppers never reach your desk

Plenty of New Yorkers are just gathering numbers to weigh against a weekend package in Istanbul. The funnel sorts them out upstream, so your coordinators spend their time on people committed to having it done locally with aftercare they can walk back into.

✓

Two audiences, two conversations

A thirty two year old renter in Astoria and a settled executive in Short Hills are not the same buyer. We split the creative so each one hears a message written for his life, instead of one flat ad stretched across the whole metro.

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Creative that keeps the account alive

Scalp before and afters are exactly what gets Meta to suspend an advertiser. We build the hair loss angle and the claims inside the rules, so your ads stay live while the clinic down the block is stuck in an appeal.

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Running inside two weeks

Sign now and your first New York campaign is live within 14 days. We skip the endless discovery deck because we already understand this buyer and this procedure.

What to expect

What $3,500 a month really buys in New York.

No rosy spin. Here is the shape of a working New York hair clinic funnel at $3,500/month, drawn from cash pay aesthetic campaigns we have run in the most expensive, most contested metros in the country.

Clicks
Prospects who reach your offer page
$6 to $14 CPC
Leads
Real hair inquiries from across the tri state
$45 to $95 CPL
Consults booked
Surgical consultations locked on the calendar
$110 to $220 CPA
Show ups
Candidates who actually arrive
60% to 80% show rate
Cases booked
Procedure scheduled and paid
$380 to $680 CAC
Where you land inside these ranges comes down to your average graft count, your Manhattan versus suburban mix, and how aggressively the legacy New York names are bidding that month. On the call we rebuild this around your clinic.
Real clinics. Real results.

Cash pay clinics are already seeing it work.

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"Most of our consults used to open with a quote from an Istanbul clinic and a price we could not match. Once the funnel framed our real New York results and our local aftercare, men started showing up already sold on doing it here. Our Manhattan and Westchester chairs stay full through bonus season and the whole winter now."

Dr. A. Feldman, MD · Hair Restoration, New York
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
New York hair consults, last 7 days
📅 New FUE consult · Upper East Side · Tue 9:30am
📅 New hairline FUE · Tribeca · Tue 2:00pm
📅 New beard transplant · Hoboken · Wed 11:00am
📅 New crown density consult · Midtown · Wed 3:30pm
📅 New FUE consult · Scarsdale · Thu 10:00am
📅 PRP hair loss consult · Great Neck · Fri 1:00pm
+9 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of hair restoration and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Operate an FUE or hair restoration practice in the five boroughs or tri state area doing transplants, hairline lowering, beard grafts and PRP.
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    Pull from both sides of the market, the young Manhattan and Brooklyn professional and the established patient out in Greenwich, Scarsdale, Great Neck or Bergen County.
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    Are done watching cases fly to Istanbul and done being outspent by the Madison Avenue practices with decade old review counts.
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    Prefer fewer, high intent cash pay candidates over an inbox full of people fishing for a price.
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    Have leaned on referrals and reputation but feel the calendar sag between bonus season and summer.
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    Can commit real budget ($2k+/mo) to put high value procedures on the schedule.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Chase cheap leads but have no process to consult and close them.
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    Do not have a licensed surgeon or qualified provider performing the work.
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    Only care about finding the cheapest agency in New York.
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    Expect a signed promise of exact case counts no honest partner would make.
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000 a month to media.
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    Operate outside healthcare. We take healthcare clients only, full stop.
4 New York hair clinic slots open this month

If you want a New York FUE schedule that stays full,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We look at your case mix, your New York market, whether you draw more from Manhattan or the tri state suburbs, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your hair restoration clinic.

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