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Built exclusively for Chicago med spas & aesthetic clinics

National chains own Michigan Avenue with coupons, and winter empties your calendar for months.
You want the client for a year. Let Chicago find you first.

A LaserAway or Ideal Image sits in every downtown high rise and every suburban mall, outspending you and training the whole city to wait for a deal. Then January hits, the lake wind cuts through the Loop, and the walk in traffic disappears for four months. Meanwhile the GLP-1 weight loss wave keeps growing, winter is the perfect laser and resurfacing season almost nobody markets, and affluent buyers in the Gold Coast, Lincoln Park and out on the North Shore are hunting for a provider they can trust. Your injectable, laser and membership chairs still sit half empty. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Chicago clients who want the result and the provider behind it, not the cheapest syringe in a mall, onto your calendar from River North to Naperville. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments that come back all year.

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Predictive projections

What a fuller injectable, laser and weight loss calendar is worth in a market like Chicago.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Chicagoland med spa campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of injectable, laser, GLP-1 and membership clients does to your bottom line, even against national chains and even through a long Midwest winter.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,600
$2,600
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A Gold Coast regular on quarterly tox and filler who adds a winter laser series clears real money over a year. A GLP-1 weight loss patient on a monthly program, a membership client, or a North Shore family that treats your spa as their standing appointment carries even more. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay clients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Clients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Chicagoland med spa campaigns, weighted toward the high margin injectable, laser, weight loss and membership side. Your actual numbers depend on your service menu, how hard you lean into GLP-1 and winter laser demand, and how aggressive you want to be against the national chains. On the call, we will map this to your Chicago med spa specifically. Get your personalized Chicago projection β†’
How it works

A Chicago med spa growth system, not another "we run Botox ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a filler reel, send you a spreadsheet of likes, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your highest margin chairs, injectables, laser resurfacing, GLP-1 weight loss and memberships, with Chicago clients who specifically wanted a trusted provider over the discount chain in the mall.

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Capture intent across every Chicago neighborhood and suburb

We get in front of clients across the Gold Coast, River North, Streeterville, Lincoln Park, Lakeview, West Loop, Wicker Park and Bucktown, and out to the North Shore in Winnetka, Highland Park and Evanston and the western suburbs of Naperville, Hinsdale, Oak Brook and Wheaton, as they search for Botox and lip filler, laser and microneedling, weight loss shots and IV drips. Real buying intent in your zip codes, not vague beauty awareness traffic that likes a post and never books.

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Turn Chicago winter into your best laser season

Most spas dread January through March and watch the calendar go quiet the second the lake wind picks up. That is backwards. When nobody in the city has seen the sun for months, it is the safest, smartest window for laser resurfacing, IPL, morpheus and microneedling, treatments you cannot push in summer. We build campaigns that reframe the cold months as laser and downtime season, so a client books a series in the dark of winter and walks into patio season glowing. Your slowest weeks become booked weeks.

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Turn the GLP-1 weight loss wave into recurring revenue

Semaglutide and tirzepatide are the fastest growing request in Chicagoland, they are recurring by design, and unlike laser or tox they do not slow down when it snows. The problem is that Meta and Google reject most weight loss ads on sight. We know the language that stays live, build compliant campaigns that fill your weight loss program, and set it up so those monthly patients also discover your injectable and skin services. It becomes the steady base that carries you through the long, cold, quiet weeks.

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Beat the national chains with memberships and repeat demand

Ideal Image and LaserAway will always outspend you on a single coupon, so we do not compete there. We win the client who wants a real provider they can build a relationship with, then lock in memberships, packages and standing appointments so a Lincoln Park or Naperville regular is worth a full year of tox, filler, facials and laser, not one discounted visit. Add holiday party season, patio season prep and the wedding rush, and your chairs stay full every month instead of only when a promo runs.

Ready to see it applied to your Chicago med spa? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the injectable, laser and weight loss chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Chicago clients who book real treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with Groupon shoppers chasing the next mall chain coupon. We build for clients who come back season after season.

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Built to fill high ticket chairs

Creative and copy written for injectables, laser, GLP-1 and memberships, so the clients who book value the result over the discount.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and weight loss claims get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through winter laser season and the holidays without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Chicago med spa campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact market.

What to expect

The Chicago med spa numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as large and chain heavy as Chicagoland, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Clients landing on your offer page
$3 to $7 CPC
Leads
Qualified injectable, laser and weight loss inquiries
$20 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$45 to $90 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$130 to $280 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your service menu, your average ticket, and how many national chains sit in your slice of Chicago. On the call, we'll map this to your med spa.
Real practices. Real results.

Med spas like yours are already seeing it work.

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"There is an Ideal Image and a LaserAway within a few blocks of me in River North, and I was exhausted trying to out coupon them. Once EtherealMinds started running ads for clients who actually care who holds the needle, my injectable calendar filled with people who come back every quarter. They turned my dead January into a laser and resurfacing month, and my semaglutide program finally has a steady line of patients even when it is ten below outside."

Danielle M. Β· Med Spa Owner, Chicago
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Chicago med spa bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New Botox & lip filler consult Β· Gold Coast Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New winter laser resurfacing series Β· River North Β· Wed 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New semaglutide weight loss start Β· Naperville Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New membership signup Β· Lincoln Park Β· Thu 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New morpheus & microneedling Β· Hinsdale Β· Thu 12:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New IV drip & tox combo Β· West Loop Β· Fri 2:30pm Β· $$$
+16 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of med spa and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a med spa or aesthetic clinic in Chicago or Chicagoland, from the Gold Coast and River North to the North Shore or the western suburbs.
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    Are tired of getting outspent by national chains like Ideal Image and LaserAway and refuse to win by racing to the bottom on coupons.
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    Watch your calendar go dead every winter and want a system that fills the cold months with laser and downtime treatments.
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    Run or want to launch a GLP-1 weight loss program and need compliant ads that stay live and fill it every month, snow or shine.
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    Care about memberships and repeat clients, not one time discount visits that never come back.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected creative, no shows or leads that only wanted the deal.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the largest, most chain heavy aesthetic markets in the country.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the mall chains.
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    Don't have a licensed injector or medical director behind your treatments.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Chicago.
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    Expect guaranteed client numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a market this crowded.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Chicago med spa slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Chicago every month of the year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your med spa.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your service menu, how you handle winter laser and GLP-1 demand, how many national chains sit in your slice of Chicago, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your med spa.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
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