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Built exclusively for Houston med spas & aesthetic clinics

In a metro this size, the discount bar in every strip center wins the coupon.
You want the client for a year. Let Houston find you first.

A new injectable storefront opens in another Galleria or Sugar Land strip center every month, most of them selling Groupon tox with a rotating nurse and a race to the bottom. Meanwhile the Gulf Coast sun keeps melasma and laser demand steady all year, the GLP-1 weight loss wave keeps growing, and Texas Medical Center professionals and Energy Corridor families keep searching for a provider they can actually trust. Your injectable, laser and membership chairs still sit half empty. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Houston clients who want the result and the provider behind it, not the cheapest syringe in the strip center, onto your calendar from River Oaks and Memorial to Katy, Pearland and The Woodlands. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments that come back.

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Predictive projections

What a fuller injectable, laser and weight loss calendar is worth in a market the size of Houston.

Move the sliders and watch it add up. Pulled from live Greater Houston accounts, this shows what a steady run of injectable, laser, GLP-1 and membership clients does to your revenue, even while another discount bar is opening across the parking lot.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,600
$2,600
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A River Oaks or Memorial regular on quarterly tox and filler who adds a laser series clears real money over a year. A GLP-1 weight loss patient on a monthly program, a membership client, or a melasma package running through the fall carries even more. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay clients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Clients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These ranges come straight from Greater Houston med spa accounts, leaning toward the high margin injectable, device and membership work. Where you land depends on your menu, how much you push GLP-1 and laser, and how hard you decide to go after the strip center bars around you. On the call, we will map this to your Houston med spa specifically. Get your personalized Houston projection β†’
How it works

A Houston med spa growth system, not another "we run Botox ads" vendor.

The typical agency boosts a filler reel, emails you a screenshot of likes, and calls it a month. We run one thing instead: a machine that keeps your best rooms, tox and filler, laser and pigmentation, GLP-1 and memberships, full of Houston clients who went looking for a provider they can trust rather than the cheapest bar down the strip.

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Capture intent across a metro that never stops sprawling

Houston is huge and spread out, so a single storefront radius misses most of your buyers. We get in front of clients across River Oaks, Memorial, The Heights, Montrose, Uptown and the Galleria, West University, Bellaire and Rice Village, and out to Sugar Land, Katy, The Woodlands, Pearland, Cypress and Clear Lake as they search for Botox and lip filler, laser and melasma treatment, weight loss shots and IV drips. Real buying intent in your zip codes, not vague beauty traffic that likes a post and never books.

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Turn the year round Gulf Coast sun into laser demand

Houston heat and humidity never really let up, and that means a steady stream of melasma, sun damage, hyperpigmentation and texture concerns, plus the skin of color the whole city is built on and that needs a provider who lasers it safely. Most spas never build campaigns around that. We catch it, and we push heavier laser and resurfacing packages into fall and winter when it is safest to treat, so your device chairs stay full instead of waiting on summer walk ins.

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Turn the GLP-1 weight loss wave into recurring revenue

Semaglutide and tirzepatide are the fastest growing request in Greater Houston, and they are recurring by design, monthly revenue you can count on. The problem is that Meta and Google reject most weight loss ads on sight. We know the language that stays live, build compliant campaigns that fill your weight loss program, and set it up so those monthly patients also discover your injectable and skin services. It becomes the steady base that carries you through the slow, sweltering summer weeks.

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Own memberships, gala season and the cash pay energy money

River Oaks, Tanglewood and the Energy Corridor are full of clients who pay cash and stay loyal to the provider they trust, and Houston runs on event momentum from RodeoHouston in late February through spring gala and charity ball season. We steer your budget toward memberships and repeat demand so your chairs stay full every month, not just when the social calendar heats up, turning one time bookings into clients who are worth a full year.

Ready to see it applied to your Houston med spa? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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Cancel any time you want

Everything is month to month. The only reason to keep us around is a River Oaks to Katy calendar that keeps booking itself, so that is the only reason we ask you to.

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Nothing to pay upfront

Zero onboarding or launch fees. Every dollar you put in goes toward reaching Houstonians who actually pay for injectable, laser and weight loss treatments.

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Coupon crowd stays out

Your front desk will not drown in bargain hunters bouncing between whichever Galleria bar is running the cheapest syringe this week. We target buyers, not browsers.

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Aimed at your best rooms

The messaging is written for tox, filler, laser devices, GLP-1 programs and memberships, so the people who raise their hand already want a result, not a rock bottom price.

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Creative that clears policy

Before and after imagery and weight loss language are exactly what gets Meta and Google to shut an account down. We write it so your campaigns keep running straight through Rodeo, gala season and the long summer.

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Live inside two weeks

Signed today, first Houston campaign running in under 14 days. No drawn out discovery phase, because we already know how this market buys.

What to expect

The Houston med spa numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as big and saturated as Greater Houston, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Clients landing on your offer page
$3 to $7 CPC
Leads
People asking about tox, filler, laser or a weight loss program
$20 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
A real time held on your calendar
$45 to $90 CPA
Show ups
Made it past Houston traffic and into your chair
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
First treatment paid, client on the books
$130 to $280 CAC
Where you land inside these ranges comes down to your menu, your average ticket, and whether your zip code is elbow to elbow with discount bars or a bit more open. On the call, we'll map this to your med spa.
Real practices. Real results.

Med spas like yours are already seeing it work.

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"There is a new injectable bar opening near me in the Galleria every few months, and I was tired of competing with strip center coupons. Once EtherealMinds started running ads for clients who actually care who holds the needle, my injectable calendar filled with people who come back every quarter. My laser and melasma packages finally stay booked through the fall, and my GLP-1 program has a steady line of patients every single month."

Priya M. Β· Med Spa Owner, Houston
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Houston med spa bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New Botox & lip filler consult Β· River Oaks Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New melasma laser series Β· Bellaire Β· Wed 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New semaglutide weight loss start Β· The Woodlands Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New membership signup Β· Memorial Β· Thu 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New morpheus & skin tightening Β· Sugar Land Β· Thu 12:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New tox & IV drip Β· Katy Β· Fri 2:30pm Β· $$$
+16 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of med spa and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a med spa or aesthetic clinic in Houston or Greater Houston, from River Oaks, Memorial and the Galleria to Sugar Land, Katy or The Woodlands.
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    Are watching a discount bar open in every strip center and refuse to win the city by racing to the bottom on Groupon.
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    Want to actually fill your laser and device chairs with the melasma and pigmentation demand the Gulf Coast sun creates all year.
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    Run or want to launch a GLP-1 weight loss program and need compliant ads that stay live and fill it every month.
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    Care about memberships and repeat clients, not one time discount visits that never come back.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected creative, no shows or leads that only wanted the deal.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the largest and most saturated aesthetic markets in Texas.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if you…

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    Live and die on daily deal sites and only want to be the cheapest tox in the strip center.
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    Are treating patients without a licensed injector or a medical director standing behind the work.
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    Are shopping purely for whatever Houston agency quotes the lowest management fee.
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    Want a signed promise of X clients a month, which no honest marketer will ever give you.
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    Cannot free up at least $2,000 a month for ad spend in a metro this size and this crowded.
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    Sell anything outside healthcare. This desk is aesthetics and medical only, no exceptions.
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    Need to approve every headline and audience yourself instead of letting the system run.
4 Houston med spa slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Houston all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your med spa.

Thirty minutes, no cost, no pitch. We go through your menu, how you are handling laser and GLP-1 demand, how packed with discount bars your corner of Houston is, and what you can put toward ads, then we tell you honestly whether this fits your med spa or not.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Houston med spas
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