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Built exclusively for Minneapolis med spas & aesthetic clinics

In a metro where winter runs six months and a new injectable storefront opens every season,
you want the client for a year. Let the Twin Cities find you first.

Most Minneapolis med spas treat November through April as the dead season and watch the calendar empty out after the holidays. That is backwards. The long Minnesota winter is when dry indoor heat and cutting wind leave skin dull and windburned, and when laser and IPL are at their best because nobody here is in the sun anyway. Meanwhile the medical weight loss wave keeps growing, a discount storefront keeps opening from Edina to Uptown, and research heavy Wayzata and North Loop clients keep comparing providers online. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Twin Cities clients who want the result and the provider behind it, not the cheapest syringe, onto your calendar from Linden Hills to Maple Grove to Woodbury, all year. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments that come back.

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Predictive projections

What a full injectable, laser and weight loss calendar is worth in a market like the Twin Cities.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Twin Cities med spa campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of injectable, laser, medical weight loss and membership clients does to your bottom line, even in the dead of a Minnesota January.

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An Edina regular on quarterly tox and filler who adds a winter laser resurfacing series clears real money over a year. A medical weight loss patient on a monthly program, a membership client, or a bride prepping for a Lake Minnetonka wedding carries even more. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay clients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Clients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These ranges come straight from campaigns we run across the Twin Cities, tilted toward the injectable, laser and weight loss work that pays the rent. Your real figures move with your menu, how far you push winter laser season and the GLP-1 wave, and how directly you want to go after the storefronts stacking up in Edina and Uptown. On the call we put your own Minneapolis numbers into this, not these averages. Get your personalized Twin Cities projection β†’
How it works

An acquisition engine for the Twin Cities, not a vendor who "runs some Botox ads."

Most agencies post a filler reel, send you a dashboard full of impressions, and call it marketing. Ours does one job and only one: keep the chairs that actually pay, tox and filler, winter IPL and resurfacing, GLP-1 weight loss and memberships, full of Twin Cities clients who picked a provider they trust over whichever storefront is running a deal this week, and keep them full in February just as much as in July.

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Capture intent across every Twin Cities neighborhood

We get in front of clients across Edina, Uptown, North Loop, Northeast, Linden Hills, Kenwood and downtown Minneapolis, over to St. Paul and Grand Avenue, and out to Wayzata, Minnetonka, Eden Prairie, Maple Grove, Plymouth and Woodbury as they search for Botox and lip filler, laser and IPL, medical weight loss shots and skin treatments. Real buying intent in your zip codes, not vague beauty awareness traffic that likes a post and never books.

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Turn the long Minnesota winter into your busiest laser season

Most Twin Cities spas go quiet after the holidays. We flip that. Winter is when dry furnace heat and cold wind leave skin dull, red and flaky, so clients are already searching for help, and it is the ideal window for laser, IPL, peels and resurfacing because treated skin has to stay out of the sun, which in a Minneapolis January is effortless. We build campaigns around how to fix winter skin and book resurfacing while clients are indoors anyway, so January and February fill your chairs instead of emptying them.

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Turn the medical weight loss wave into recurring revenue

Semaglutide and tirzepatide are the fastest growing request in the Twin Cities, in a health conscious state next door to Mayo, and they are recurring by design, monthly revenue you can count on. The problem is that Meta and Google reject most weight loss ads on sight. We know the language that stays live, build compliant campaigns that fill your weight loss program, and set it up so those monthly patients also discover your injectable, laser and skin services. It becomes the steady base that carries you straight through the winter when walk in traffic disappears.

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Own memberships, lake season and the summer glow rush

Minnesota summer is short and everyone wants to look their best for it, from the Chain of Lakes and Lake Minnetonka to cabin weekends up north, wedding season and the State Fair. That compresses demand for body contouring, tox and skin into a few intense months, while snowbirds prep before heading to Arizona and Florida for winter. We steer your budget toward memberships and repeat demand so your chairs stay full year round, not just when the ice goes out, and so one summer client becomes a twelve month relationship.

Ready to see it applied to your Minneapolis med spa? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting is the easy part.

No year long contract, no hand waving, no fine print you find later. The month the bookings stop, so does your bill.

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Walk away whenever, nothing owed

Nobody signs a year with us. When the snow piles up in Edina and a slow stretch hits, we have to re prove ourselves every single month by booking your laser and tox chairs. That is the only thing keeping you here.

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Nothing to pay before we start

Skip the setup invoice and the build fee other Minneapolis agencies front load. Whatever you budget goes to reaching real Wayzata, Linden Hills and St. Paul clients, not our onboarding team.

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Coupon chasers never reach you

Your receptionist is not going to spend the morning fielding bargain hunters who found a daily deal. We write the ad so the person who raises their hand already decided the injector matters more than the price tag.

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Pointed straight at profit

Budget flows to the treatments that actually keep a Twin Cities spa open in February: tox and filler, winter IPL and resurfacing, GLP-1 weight loss and membership renewals. We do not chase the ten dollar add ons.

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Ads that survive the policy review

The fastest way to get a med spa account suspended is a sloppy weight loss claim or the wrong before and after. We handle the wording and the imagery so Meta and Google leave your account alone through every season.

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Running in under two weeks

Sign today and your first Minneapolis campaign is live within fourteen days. We skip the three month discovery ritual because we already understand how this metro searches, compares and books.

What to expect

The real Minneapolis med spa math, nothing hidden.

Spend $2,000/month and this is the shape a cash pay funnel tends to take across the Twin Cities, drawn from campaigns we actually run here.

Clicks
Clients landing on your offer page
$3 to $7 CPC
Leads
People asking about winter laser, tox or a GLP-1 program
$20 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
A real time held on your calendar
$45 to $90 CPA
Show ups
Deposit down, reminders out, they arrive even on a snow day
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
The first paid visit, then a year of memberships and reorders
$130 to $280 CAC
Exactly where you land depends on your menu, your average ticket, and whether your doors sit in a dense pocket like Uptown or downtown or in a spread out suburb like Plymouth, Eden Prairie or Woodbury where a fifteen minute drive still counts as close. On the call, we'll map this to your med spa.
Real practices. Real results.

Med spas like yours are already seeing it work.

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"Every winter my calendar used to fall off a cliff after the holidays, and a new discount med spa seems to open in Edina every spring. Once EtherealMinds leaned into winter as laser season and started running ads for clients who actually care who holds the needle, January and February went from my worst months to some of my busiest. The weight loss program finally has new patients every month, and the clients they bring in look for natural results and come back every quarter."

Kristin H. Β· Med Spa Owner, Minneapolis
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Minneapolis med spa bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New Botox & lip filler consult Β· Edina Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New winter IPL & resurfacing series Β· Uptown Β· Wed 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New semaglutide weight loss start Β· Maple Grove Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New membership signup Β· North Loop Β· Thu 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New morpheus & laser series Β· Wayzata Β· Thu 12:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New barrier repair & peel package Β· Woodbury Β· Fri 2:30pm Β· $$$
+16 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of med spa and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a med spa or aesthetic clinic in Minneapolis, St. Paul or the metro, from Edina and Uptown to Wayzata, Maple Grove or Woodbury.
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    Are tired of the calendar dying from January to April and want winter to be a laser and weight loss season, not a dead one.
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    Are watching a new storefront open every season and refuse to win the metro by racing to the bottom on Groupon.
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    Run or want to launch a medical weight loss program and need compliant ads that stay live and fill it every month.
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    Care about memberships and repeat clients, not one time discount visits that never come back.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected creative, no shows or leads that only wanted the deal.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the most competitive aesthetic markets in the Upper Midwest.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if any of this is you…

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    Being the cheapest syringe in the metro is your entire pitch, propped up by a standing Groupon.
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    There is no licensed injector or medical director actually standing behind the needle and the laser.
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    Your only question for an agency is who charges the least this month.
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    You want a guaranteed headcount in writing. Nobody honest in this business will sign that.
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    Two thousand a month in ad spend simply is not something you can commit to right now.
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    You sell something other than medical or aesthetic care. Healthcare is the only door we open.
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    You would rather rewrite every headline yourself than trust a system that is already dialed in.
4 Minneapolis med spa slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in the Twin Cities all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your med spa.

Thirty free minutes, no sales theater. We walk through your treatment menu, whether you are capturing the winter laser season and medical weight loss demand around you, how crowded your corner of the metro really is, and your budget, then tell you honestly if this fits your med spa or not.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Minneapolis med spas
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