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Built exclusively for Boston interventional & regenerative pain clinics

Mass General and the Baptist own the referral pipeline.
You own the relief patients can book this week. Let the city find you.

A new patient waiting weeks for a first appointment at Longwood, four world famous hospital systems with queues that never empty, and meanwhile a nurse in Dorchester with a herniated disc, a biotech engineer in the Seaport with a locked up neck, and a commuter rear ended on the Mass Pike are all searching tonight for someone who can fix it without pills, without surgery, and without a month on a waitlist. We build the paid ad engine that pulls those Boston patients, the real interventional and regenerative cases, onto your calendar from Back Bay to the Route 128 belt. Not tire kickers. Booked spine, joint and injury patients who need you now.

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Predictive projections

What a fuller interventional and regenerative calendar is worth in a market like Boston.

Move the sliders. Using numbers pulled from live Greater Boston campaigns, watch what a reliable stream of sciatica, ablation, injection and regenerative joint cases adds up to, even while the academic names hoover up the referrals across town.

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$2,000
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$2,400
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A sciatica patient who moves through evaluation, a series of injections and radiofrequency ablation carries real value, and a cash pay regenerative knee, shoulder or hip case from Newton or Brookline, or an auto injury patient running a full course of care, can clear several thousand. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix and payer split on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked cases
Revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Greater Boston pain management campaigns, weighted toward insured interventional procedures and cash pay regenerative care in the affluent suburbs. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, your payer mix, and how aggressively you want to compete with the academic systems across the metro. On the call, we will map this to your Boston practice specifically. Get your personalized Boston projection β†’
How it works

A Boston pain growth system, not another "spine ads" vendor.

The typical vendor runs a stock lower back photo, hands you a click report, and calls that a strategy. Ours has a single job: keep your interventional and regenerative schedule stocked with Boston patients who went looking for relief without pills or surgery and refuse to sit on a teaching hospital waitlist.

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Capture intent across every Boston neighborhood and the 128 belt

We get in front of patients across Back Bay, the South End, Beacon Hill, Dorchester, South Boston, Jamaica Plain, Charlestown, the Seaport and Fenway, and out to Cambridge, Somerville, Newton, Brookline, Quincy, Waltham and the Route 128 suburbs as they search for sciatica and disc relief, knee and shoulder injections, radiofrequency ablation, and non surgical answers. Real buying intent in your zip codes, not vague chronic pain awareness traffic.

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Own the nor easter and ice fall season

When the first storm buries the region and the sidewalks turn to glass, the injuries come in waves, slip and fall backs and hips, people blowing out a disc shoveling a triple decker walk, and arthritic joints flaring across the whole metro as the pressure drops. Most clinics coast through winter. We do the opposite, pushing hard from December through March when the aging 128 suburban population and the people who gutted it out through the fall are finally miserable enough to book, so your calendar is full while competitors wait for spring.

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Speak to a desk heavy, insured, research driven city

Boston runs on biotech labs, hospitals, universities and finance, which means a metro full of insured, highly educated patients hunched over screens with neck and back pain who research everything before they book. We build campaigns in plain, credible language that respects how carefully they read, lead with the non opioid and non surgical story this state already expects, and make it obvious you take their insurance so the front desk is not fielding coverage questions on every call.

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Turn crashes and Marathon season into cases

The Mass Pike, I 93 through the tunnels, Storrow Drive and the 128 belt feed a steady stream of auto injury whiplash and back cases, and every spring Marathon training along the Charles, rec leagues and weekend warriors come back out and pay for it. We shift your budget toward auto injury intent in the hours after a crash and toward running, joint and overuse injuries as the season turns, so the swings that empty other clinics keep your chairs full.

Ready to see it applied to your Boston practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting is the easy part.

No term to sign, no mystery fees, no asterisks. The results keep you, or nothing does.

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Cancel any month

There is no term to sign. The moment the ablation and injection chairs stop filling, you walk, so the only thing keeping you here is a booked calendar.

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Nothing to pay upfront

No onboarding invoice, no build fee. Every dollar you put in goes straight into reaching Greater Boston patients who actually schedule spine and joint care.

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We screen out the freebie hunters

Your intake will not fill with people hunting a quick script or a work note. The targeting is tuned for patients ready to start a real interventional or regenerative plan.

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Made for a teaching hospital town

The academic systems around Longwood own the names and the referral letters. Our whole job is catching the impatient, in network, pill averse searcher they cannot see fast, and handing that person to you.

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Creative that clears policy

Pain claims and body shots are exactly what gets Meta and Google accounts suspended. We write and image every ad to pass review, so your campaigns keep running straight through storm season.

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Live in under two weeks

Sign today and your first Boston pain campaign is running inside 14 days. No drawn out discovery deck. We already know this specialty and this market cold.

What to expect

The Boston pain management numbers, unfiltered.

Here is how the math tends to play out at $2,000/month in a metro where the patients research hard, the hospitals are famous and the ad auction is pricey. Real figures from campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$4 to $8 CPC
Leads
Qualified spine, joint and injury inquiries
$20 to $50 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed evaluation appointments
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Cases started
Acquired & first treatment underway
$130 to $280 CAC
Where you land depends on the procedures you offer, how much of your book is insured versus cash, and which corner of Greater Boston you pull from. We'll run these numbers against your clinic on the call.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I spent years feeling invisible next to Mass General and the Baptist. Turns out the patients I wanted, the ones desperate for relief this week who did not want pills or a fusion, were searching every night and I just was not showing up. Now the Monday after a storm my schedule is full of slip and fall backs and ablation consults, and the cash regenerative knee cases from Newton and Brookline finally found me. I stopped competing with the referral machine and started catching the people they keep waiting."

Dr. Sarah L. Β· Interventional Pain, Boston
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Boston pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New sciatica & disc consult Β· Dorchester Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation eval Β· Quincy Β· Wed 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New regenerative knee PRP consult Β· Newton Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New auto injury neck & back visit Β· South Boston Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New shoulder injection plan Β· Brookline Β· Thu 2:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New non opioid back pain consult Β· Back Bay Β· Fri 11:30am Β· $$$
+16 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    See spine or joint patients anywhere from the city core to the suburbs, whether your office sits in the Seaport, Brookline, Waltham, Quincy or out along 128.
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    Are tired of the academic systems soaking up every referral while your chairs sit open on weeks you could be treating.
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    Lead with relief that skips the pills and the operating room, which is already what this state's patients assume they are getting.
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    Have room on the cash side for PRP and joint regeneration and want the Newton, Wellesley and Lexington crowd that pays out of pocket to find you.
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    Would take every whiplash and crash case you can get off the Pike, I 93, Storrow and the 128 corridor.
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    Got burned by a past agency whose ads got rejected or whose leads never turned into a scheduled consult.
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    Can put real money behind growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in a market where the clicks and the competition are both expensive.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Build your volume on writing scripts instead of procedures.
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    Operate without a board certified physician or licensed provider.
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    Are shopping purely for whoever quotes the lowest fee in town.
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    Need someone to promise you an exact patient count (serious people won't).
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    Have less than $2,000/month to put behind ads in a market this expensive.
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    Sell anything outside healthcare. Healthcare only, no exceptions.
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    Need to approve every headline and image yourself. Let the system run.
4 Boston pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable pain patient calendar in Boston all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Thirty free minutes, no sales theater. We'll walk through what you treat, how your insured and cash work splits, where your patients come from across the metro, and what you can spend, then tell you honestly if this fits.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
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