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Built exclusively for Los Angeles interventional & regenerative pain clinics

In a city that runs on attorney billboards and workers comp liens,
you actually treat the pain. Let's put your procedure schedule in front of the patients who need it.

From Boyle Heights and the San Fernando Valley to Koreatown, the Westside and the South Bay, real spine and joint pain patients are buried under freeway accident ads, settlement chasers and slow paying liens, while your epidurals, ablations, stimulator trials and regenerative work sit underbooked. We build the trilingual paid ad engine that pulls genuine lumbar, sciatica, neuropathy and knee pain patients onto your calendar. Not attorney referrals. Booked interventional and cash pay cases.

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Predictive projections

What a full procedure schedule is worth in a market like Los Angeles.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Southern California pain management campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of lumbar, sciatica, neuropathy and regenerative patients does to your collections, even with an attorney billboard on every freeway from the 405 to the 10.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
$2,400
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A lumbar or cervical patient who moves from a diagnostic block to a therapeutic series and then a radiofrequency ablation often clears $2k to $5k in collections across the episode. A cash PRP or regenerative joint patient from Beverly Hills, Santa Monica or Manhattan Beach can sit higher. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix and payer model on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked evaluations
Episode revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Southern California pain management campaigns, weighted toward the procedural and cash regenerative side. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, how Spanish and Korean heavy your patient base is, and your payer mix between commercial insurance, workers comp and cash. On the call, we will map this to your LA clinic specifically. Get your personalized LA projection β†’
How it works

A Los Angeles pain management growth system, not another "we run injury ads" vendor.

Most agencies push one generic back pain ad, dump a pile of attorney chased leads on your front desk, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your procedure schedule with LA County patients who genuinely want their pain treated, across commercial interventional, balanced workers comp and high margin cash regenerative.

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Capture real treatment intent in three languages

We sit in front of patients searching across Boyle Heights, East LA, the San Fernando Valley, Koreatown, the Westside and the South Bay, in Spanish, Korean and English, for sciatica, herniated disc, spinal stenosis, neck pain, knee pain, diabetic neuropathy and dolor de espalda. Active treatment intent in your zip codes, not vague wellness traffic.

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Balance your comp so cash flow is not hostage to a lien

California workers comp liens can sit unpaid for a year while utilization review drags. We never shut comp off, port, warehouse and film crews are real patients, but we run commercial PPO and cash campaigns beside it so one slow adjuster cannot freeze your month. You pick the payer mix, we point the spend at it.

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Separate the patients from the attorney traffic

LA runs on freeway accident billboards and the injury keywords are an attorney bidding war. We steer targeting toward patients who want relief and will follow a procedure plan, and route legitimate auto or comp intent only when it fits your model. Your schedule fills with treatable spine and joint cases, not settlement shoppers and no shows.

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Run the cash regenerative lane on its own

We keep a separate funnel for PRP, regenerative joint care and elective procedures aimed at Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Brentwood, Pasadena and South Bay professionals, studio staff and active retirees who pay cash to avoid surgery and keep hiking, surfing and playing pickleball. Your insured volume and your high margin cash chairs grow at the same time, never competing for the same dollar.

Want to see this mapped onto your own LA schedule? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting is almost embarrassingly simple.

No handcuffs, no vague promises, no buried clauses. If the schedule is not filling, you walk.

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Nothing locks you in

Billed month to month. The only thing keeping you is a Mid Wilshire or Valley calendar that keeps booking real evaluations. Walk whenever you want.

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Zero to begin

No onboarding fee, no build fee. Every dollar you put in goes straight to reaching LA County patients searching for the procedures you actually perform.

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We screen out the settlement crowd

Your front desk will not drown in attorney chased calls and people fishing for a payout. We aim the budget at patients who want the injection, not a lawsuit.

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Three languages, three real campaigns

Spanish for Boyle Heights and the Valley, Korean for Koreatown, English for the Westside, each written by someone who knows how that patient actually types it, never machine translated.

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Creative that clears policy

Opioid, pain and injury language trips Meta and Google review constantly. We write to the exact approved lines so your account keeps spending instead of sitting disabled.

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Live inside two weeks

Signed to first LA campaign in under fourteen days. No drawn out discovery deck, we have already run this specialty in markets like yours.

What to expect

The Los Angeles pain management numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical patient funnel looks like in a market as competitive as LA County, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
LA searchers who tap through to your offer
$3 to $8 CPC
Leads
Spine, joint and nerve pain inquiries worth calling back
$28 to $60 CPL
Evaluations booked
New patient consults locked on the calendar
$60 to $110 CPA
Show ups
The ones who beat traffic and actually arrive
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures started
Acquired and first procedure on the books
$160 to $340 CAC
Where you actually land turns on your procedure menu, your episode value, and how many attorney dollars are bidding against you in your corner of LA County. We size it to your clinic on the call.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We were drowning in comp liens and attorney chased calls that never became treatment. Now the front desk books real lumbar and sciatica patients who actually want the injection, a lot of them in Spanish and Korean. My ablation and stimulator schedule is the fullest it has been in years, and my cash flow stopped living and dying by one adjuster."

Dr. Kim Β· Interventional Pain, Los Angeles
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
LA pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New lumbar & sciatica eval Β· Sherman Oaks Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation consult Β· Downtown Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New knee PRP regenerative Β· Santa Monica Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New diabetic neuropathy & nerve block Β· East LA Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… Consulta de dolor de cintura en espaΓ±ol Β· Boyle Heights Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal cord stimulator trial Β· Pasadena Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This is a fit if you…

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    Run an interventional or regenerative pain clinic in LA County, from the San Fernando Valley and East LA to the Westside, Pasadena or the South Bay.
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    Want to stop living and dying by workers comp liens and build steadier commercial and cash volume beside them.
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    Serve a Spanish and Korean speaking patient base and need campaigns that genuinely work in all three languages.
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    Are tired of attorney chased injury leads that clog your schedule and never become real treatment.
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    Have a cash regenerative line like PRP or joint injections you want to grow among active Westside and South Bay patients.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with no shows or unqualified injury inquiries.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the most competitive injury markets in the country.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if…

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    Your model is writing scripts and you just want more of those walking in.
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    There is no board certified pain physician or licensed provider behind the procedures.
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    Your whole decision comes down to finding the lowest priced agency in LA.
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    You want a signed guarantee of X patients, which no honest shop will ever give.
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    A $2,000 monthly ad budget is out of reach for this stage of the practice.
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    You sit outside healthcare. This is healthcare only, no exceptions.
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    You would rather approve every headline than let a team run the campaigns.
4 LA pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable procedure calendar in Los Angeles,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your procedure menu, your Spanish to Korean to English patient mix, your payer model between commercial insurance, workers comp and cash, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your clinic.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Los Angeles pain management clinics
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