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Built exclusively for Twin Cities interventional & regenerative pain clinics

Minnesota winters break backs and knees.
You put them back together. Let's put your procedure schedule in front of the patients already searching for you.

From Uptown, Northeast and the North Loop to Edina, St. Paul, Bloomington, Maple Grove and Woodbury, patients are searching for someone to fix their spine and joint pain, while your epidurals, ablations, stimulator trials and regenerative work sit underbooked. We build the paid ad engine that pulls genuine lumbar, sciatica, knee and shoulder pain patients onto your calendar. Not tire kickers. Booked interventional and cash pay cases.

Only 4 Twin Cities pain clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What a full procedure schedule is worth in a market like the Twin Cities.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Minnesota pain management campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of lumbar, sciatica, knee and regenerative patients does to your collections, even with Mayo, TRIA and Twin Cities Orthopedics fighting for the same spine and joint patients across the metro.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
$2,400
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A lumbar or cervical patient who moves from a diagnostic block to a therapeutic series and then a radiofrequency ablation often clears $2k to $5k in collections across the episode. A cash PRP or regenerative joint patient from Edina, Wayzata or Minnetonka can sit higher. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked evaluations
Episode revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Minnesota pain management campaigns, weighted toward the procedural and cash regenerative side. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, how much of your base skews active and cash pay versus insured, and your payer mix between insurance, workers comp and cash. On the call, we will map this to your Twin Cities clinic specifically. Get your personalized Twin Cities projection β†’
How it works

A Twin Cities pain management growth system, not another generic ad vendor.

The typical agency runs one recycled back pain ad statewide and emails you a click report. We built something narrower and sharper: a machine that keeps your procedure calendar fed with Minnesota patients who actually want treatment, split cleanly across insured interventional work, workers comp and high margin cash regenerative.

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Capture real treatment intent across the metro

We sit in front of patients searching in Minneapolis, St. Paul, Bloomington, Edina, Maple Grove, Plymouth, Eden Prairie, Woodbury and Minnetonka for sciatica, herniated disc, spinal stenosis, neck pain, knee pain and joint injuries. Active treatment intent in your zip codes and drive times, not vague wellness traffic that never books.

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Own the Minnesota winter injury wave

Ice falls, snow shoveling strains, aggravated arthritis when the temperature drops, and months of a base that stopped moving. From the first freeze to the spring thaw we speak directly to that acute and aggravated spine and joint pain, so the person who slipped on their driveway in January picks you instead of toughing it out until it turns chronic.

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Route workers comp only when it fits

Bloomington, Shakopee and the southern warehouse and manufacturing corridor keep producing legitimate workers comp back and shoulder injuries. We target that intent, route it cleanly and only when it fits your model, so your schedule fills with treatable cases instead of paperwork and no shows.

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Run the cash regenerative lane on its own

We keep a separate funnel for PRP, regenerative joint care and elective procedures aimed at Edina, Wayzata and Minnetonka professionals and the active fifty and sixty somethings who bike the Greenway, play hockey and ski up north and pay cash to avoid surgery. Your insured volume and your high margin cash chairs grow at the same time, never competing for the same dollar.

Ready to see it applied to your Twin Cities clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting is genuinely low risk.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If the calendar does not fill, you walk.

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Month to month, walk whenever

Minnesota clinics do not sign a year to try us. You stay because the schedule keeps producing lumbar, knee and shoulder cases, and the day it stops you are free to go.

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Nothing due to launch

No setup invoice, no build fee. The full budget goes toward showing up when a patient in Edina or St. Paul types their pain into Google at 11pm.

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Filtered, not flooded

The point is not more phone calls. It is the right ones. We screen out the discount hunters so your intake team spends its day on patients ready for a real evaluation.

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Targeted river to ring road

Uptown and the North Loop, the Edina to Wayzata cash belt, and the Bloomington and Shakopee comp corridor are three different patients. Each gets its own radius, message and offer.

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Ads that survive the review queue

Pain and injectable claims get pulled fast on Google and Meta. We know where the line sits, so your budget keeps delivering instead of freezing on a policy strike.

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Running inside two weeks

From signature to your first live Minnesota pain campaign in about 14 days. We skip the endless discovery deck because we have already run this specialty in cold weather markets.

What to expect

The Twin Cities pain management numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical patient funnel looks like in a competitive metro like Minneapolis and St. Paul, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Minnesota searchers tapping your ad
$3 to $6 CPC
Leads
Genuine spine, knee and shoulder inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Evaluations booked
New patient consults locked on your calendar
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Patients who make it in, snow day or not
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures started
First block, injection or trial on the books
$140 to $300 CAC
Winter weeks tend to spike the top of this funnel while a blizzard can dent your show rate for a day, so we watch it week by week and pace budget with the forecast and the calendar. Your exact numbers track with your procedure menu and payer mix. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We used to sit behind the big systems and wait for referrals that never came. Now the front desk books real lumbar and knee evaluations from Edina, St. Paul and Maple Grove every week, and my ablation and regenerative schedule finally held up through the whole winter instead of dying after the holidays."

Dr. Lindgren Β· Interventional Pain, Minneapolis
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Twin Cities pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New lumbar & sciatica eval Β· Edina Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation consult Β· Maple Grove Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New knee PRP regenerative Β· Wayzata Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New ice fall back injury & injection Β· St. Paul Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal stenosis evaluation Β· Woodbury Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New workers comp back eval Β· Bloomington Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Treat spine and joint pain across the Twin Cities, whether your office sits in the west metro, downtown or out on the east side toward Woodbury.
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    Want to own the freeze season demand, the driveway falls, shoveling strains and cold weather flares that arrive every November like clockwork.
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    Are done waiting on referrals that get swallowed by Mayo, TRIA and the hospital systems before they ever reach you.
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    Practice procedure first medicine and want to be known as the clinic that treats the source, not the prescription pad.
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    Sell cash PRP or regenerative joint work and want that high margin line growing next to your insured volume.
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    Got burned by a past agency that delivered clicks, junk leads and empty chairs.
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    Can commit real budget ($2k+/mo ad spend) to compete in a metro this saturated.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if you…

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    Run a script mill and just want more medication seekers through the door.
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    Have no board certified pain physician or licensed injector doing the work.
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    Only care about finding the cheapest vendor in the metro.
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    Expect a guaranteed patient count that no honest agency can promise.
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000 a month to ad spend.
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    Sit outside healthcare. We take healthcare clients only, full stop.
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    Need to sign off on every headline before it can go live.
4 Twin Cities pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable procedure calendar in the Twin Cities,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute call, no slide deck and no hard sell. We look at your procedure menu, how your Minnesota patients split between cash and insured, whether workers comp is worth chasing for you, and what budget makes sense, then give you a straight yes or no on whether this fits your clinic.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
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