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Built exclusively for Philadelphia interventional & regenerative pain clinics

Rothman and Penn own the billboards.
You own the relief patients can book this week. Let the city find you.

A Rothman ad on every SEPTA platform, four hospital systems with waitlists weeks deep, and meanwhile a tradesperson in the Northeast with a herniated disc, a nurse in Center City with a burning sciatic nerve, and a warehouse worker off Roosevelt Boulevard after a crash are all searching tonight for someone who can fix it without pills, without surgery, and without a three week wait. We build the paid ad engine that pulls those Philadelphia patients, the real interventional and regenerative cases, onto your calendar from Rittenhouse to the Main Line. Not tire kickers. Booked spine, joint and injury patients who need you now.

Only 4 Philadelphia pain clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What a fuller interventional and regenerative calendar is worth in a market like Philadelphia.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Delaware Valley pain clinic campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of sciatica, ablation, injection and regenerative joint patients does to your bottom line, even with Rothman on every billboard from Center City to King of Prussia.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
$2,400
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A sciatica patient who moves through evaluation, a series of injections and radiofrequency ablation carries real value, and a cash pay regenerative knee, shoulder or hip case, or an auto injury patient running a full course of care, can clear several thousand. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix and payer split on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked cases
Revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Delaware Valley pain management campaigns, weighted toward interventional procedures and cash pay regenerative care. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, your payer mix, and how aggressively you want to compete with the hospital systems and Rothman across the region. On the call, we will map this to your Philadelphia practice specifically. Get your personalized Philadelphia projection β†’
How it works

A Philadelphia pain growth system, not another "spine ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a stock photo of a lower back, send you a spreadsheet of clicks, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your interventional and regenerative schedule with Philadelphia patients who specifically wanted relief without pills or surgery, and who are done waiting on a hospital list.

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Capture intent across every Philadelphia neighborhood

We get in front of patients across Center City, Rittenhouse, Fishtown, Northern Liberties, South Philly, Manayunk, University City and the Northeast, and out to the Main Line, King of Prussia, Bucks, Montgomery and Delaware County as they search for sciatica and disc relief, knee and shoulder injections, radiofrequency ablation, and non surgical answers. Real buying intent in your zip codes, not vague chronic pain awareness traffic.

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Own the cold weather flare season

When the first nor easter rolls up I 95 and the damp Philadelphia cold sets in, arthritic joints, old back injuries and stiff necks flare across the whole region and search for relief climbs. Most clinics coast through winter. We do the opposite, pushing hard from November through March when the row home stair climbers and the aging Northeast and suburban population are finally miserable enough to book, so your calendar is full while competitors wait for spring.

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Speak to the workers whose bodies are their paycheck

The building trades, the dockworkers on the Delaware, the SEPTA and warehouse crews, the nurses on their feet all shift, this is a working city, and a bad disc or blown shoulder threatens the income. We build campaigns in the plain language they use, get back to work, stop the numbness, fix it without surgery, make booking simple on a phone during a break, and where it fits we speak to workers comp and auto injury pathways so your front desk is not stuck explaining coverage on every call.

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Turn crashes and comebacks into cases

Roosevelt Boulevard, I 95 and the Schuylkill feed a steady stream of auto injury whiplash and back cases, and every spring the Broad Street Run, rec leagues and weekend warriors come back out and pay for it. We shift your budget toward auto injury intent in the hours after a crash and toward sports and overuse injuries as the warm months arrive, so the seasonal swings that empty other clinics keep your chairs full.

Ready to see it applied to your Philadelphia practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the injection and regenerative chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Philadelphia patients who book real spine and joint care.

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No tire kickers

We won't bury your front desk with people fishing for a free pill or a note. We build for patients who want a real interventional or regenerative fix.

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Built for a hospital heavy market

Rothman, Penn, Jefferson and Temple own the brand terms. We win the same week, non opioid, non surgical intent they are too big and too slow to serve, and route it to you.

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Ads that survive review

Health and pain claims and body imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through your flare season without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Philadelphia pain campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Philadelphia pain management numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical funnel looks like in a market as competitive and dense as the Delaware Valley, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $7 CPC
Leads
Qualified spine, joint and injury inquiries
$18 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed evaluation appointments
$45 to $85 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Cases started
Acquired & first treatment underway
$120 to $260 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, your payer and cash pay mix, and how hospital heavy your slice of the Delaware Valley is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I spent years feeling invisible next to Rothman and Penn. Turns out the patients I wanted, the ones desperate for relief this week who did not want pills or a fusion, were searching every night and I just was not showing up. Now the Monday after a cold snap my schedule is full of sciatica and ablation consults, and the regenerative knee cases from the Main Line finally found me. I stopped competing with the billboards and started catching the people they keep waiting."

Dr. Michael R. Β· Interventional Pain, Philadelphia
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Philadelphia pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New sciatica & disc consult Β· Fishtown Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation eval Β· Northeast Philly Β· Wed 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New regenerative knee PRP consult Β· Main Line Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New auto injury neck & back visit Β· South Philly Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New shoulder injection plan Β· King of Prussia Β· Thu 2:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New non opioid back pain consult Β· Center City Β· Fri 11:30am Β· $$$
+16 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run an interventional or regenerative pain clinic in Philadelphia or the Delaware Valley, from Center City and Fishtown to the Main Line, King of Prussia or Bucks County.
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    Feel invisible next to Rothman, Penn, Jefferson and Temple and want the same week intent they are too slow to serve.
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    Want to own the non opioid, non surgical story that so many Philadelphia patients are now searching for on purpose.
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    Have cash pay regenerative capacity, PRP and joint work you want to keep full alongside your insured procedures.
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    Want more auto injury and workers comp cases from I 95, the Schuylkill and Roosevelt Boulevard.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected creative or leads that never booked.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the most hospital dense markets in the country.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a pill mill model or lead only with opioid prescribing.
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    Don't have a board certified physician or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Philadelphia.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a market this crowded.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Philadelphia pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable pain patient calendar in Philadelphia all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your procedure menu, your payer and cash pay mix, how hospital heavy your slice of the Delaware Valley is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Philadelphia pain management clinics
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