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Built exclusively for Phoenix interventional & regenerative pain clinics

The Valley is full of aching backs and knees.
You treat them. Let's put your procedure schedule in front of the patients who are already searching.

From the Sun City retirement belt to Scottsdale, Mesa, Chandler and Glendale, older residents and winter visitors are searching for someone to fix their spine and joint pain, while your epidurals, ablations, stimulator trials and regenerative work sit underbooked. We build the paid ad engine that pulls genuine lumbar, sciatica, neuropathy and knee pain patients onto your calendar. Not tire kickers. Booked interventional and cash pay cases.

Only 4 Phoenix pain clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What a full procedure schedule is worth in a market like Phoenix.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Arizona pain management campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of lumbar, sciatica, neuropathy and regenerative patients does to your collections, even with new clinics opening across the Valley every quarter.

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$2,000
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$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
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$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A lumbar or cervical patient who moves from a diagnostic block to a therapeutic series and then a radiofrequency ablation often clears $2k to $5k in collections across the episode. A cash PRP or regenerative joint patient from Scottsdale or Paradise Valley can sit higher. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked evaluations
Episode revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Arizona pain management campaigns, weighted toward the procedural and cash regenerative side. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, how Medicare heavy your patient base is across the West Valley, and your payer mix between insurance, workers comp and cash. On the call, we will map this to your Phoenix clinic specifically. Get your personalized Phoenix projection β†’
How it works

A Phoenix pain management growth system, not another generic ad vendor.

Most agencies push one generic back pain ad, hand you a click report, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your procedure schedule with Valley patients who genuinely want their pain treated, across Medicare interventional, workers comp and high margin cash regenerative.

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Capture real treatment intent across the Valley

We sit in front of patients searching in Sun City, Surprise, Peoria, Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert, Glendale, Scottsdale and Ahwatukee for sciatica, herniated disc, spinal stenosis, neck pain, knee pain and diabetic neuropathy. Active treatment intent in your zip codes, not vague wellness traffic that never books.

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Win the Medicare retirement belt

The West Valley is stacked with Medicare age patients who read and search online more than clinics expect. We speak directly to spinal stenosis, radiculopathy, neuropathy and knee arthritis, and we surface Medicare Advantage friendly messaging so the patients with the right coverage self select before your front desk ever picks up.

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Route workers comp only when it fits

Phoenix construction and warehouse work is booming, and legitimate workers comp back and shoulder injuries follow. We target that intent out of Mesa, Chandler and the West Valley job sites and route it cleanly, only when it fits your model, so your schedule fills with treatable cases instead of paperwork and no shows.

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Run the cash regenerative lane on its own

We keep a separate funnel for PRP, regenerative joint care and elective procedures aimed at Scottsdale and Paradise Valley professionals, active retirees and the pickleball and golf crowd who pay cash to avoid surgery and stay active. Your Medicare volume and your high margin cash chairs grow at the same time, never competing for the same dollar.

Ready to see it applied to your Phoenix clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the procedure schedule is filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Phoenix patients who book real pain treatment.

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No junk leads

We won't bury your front desk with tire kickers and coupon shoppers. We build for patients who want their pain fixed and will follow a procedure plan.

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Tuned to your Valley market

Medicare heavy West Valley, cash corridor Scottsdale, workers comp East Valley. We target each part of metro Phoenix the way it actually behaves.

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Ads that survive review

Pain, opioid and medical claims get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Phoenix pain campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Phoenix pain management numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical patient funnel looks like in a growing metro like the Valley, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $6 CPC
Leads
Qualified spine, joint and nerve pain inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Evaluations booked
Confirmed new patient consults
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures started
Acquired & first procedure scheduled
$140 to $300 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, your average episode value, and how Medicare heavy your slice of the Valley is. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We used to bank on referrals and go dead every summer. Now the front desk books real lumbar and sciatica evaluations from Sun City and Mesa year round, and my ablation and stimulator schedule stayed full through July for the first time ever."

Dr. Whitfield Β· Interventional Pain, Phoenix
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Phoenix pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New lumbar & sciatica eval Β· Sun City Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation consult Β· Mesa Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New knee PRP regenerative Β· Scottsdale Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New diabetic neuropathy & nerve block Β· Glendale Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal stenosis evaluation Β· Surprise Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal cord stimulator trial Β· Chandler Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run an interventional or regenerative pain clinic in metro Phoenix, from Sun City and Surprise to Mesa, Chandler, Scottsdale or Glendale.
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    Serve a heavy Medicare Advantage base and want a steady flow of the right retirees, not random clicks.
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    Are tired of leaning on referrals and watching your schedule go quiet every summer.
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    Want to lead with procedures, not opioids and read as the physician who fixes the source.
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    Have a cash regenerative line like PRP or joint injections you want to grow alongside insured volume.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with no shows or unqualified inquiries.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the fastest growing metros in the country.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run an opioid first model and just want more script seekers through the door.
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    Don't have a board certified pain physician or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Phoenix.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a growing market.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Phoenix pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable procedure calendar in Phoenix,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your procedure menu, your Medicare to cash patient mix across the West Valley and Scottsdale, your payer model between insurance, workers comp and cash, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your clinic.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Phoenix pain management clinics
Book your free Phoenix pain clinic call β†’