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Built exclusively for Portland interventional & regenerative pain clinics

Portland is the most bike mad, trail obsessed city in America.
Every mile on the saddle and the trail wears a knee, a hip, a low back. Let's put your procedure schedule in front of the Rose City patients already searching for relief.

Bike commuters grinding the Springwater and the bridges, marathoners pounding the Waterfront loop, Mt. Hood skiers and Forest Park trail runners, they all break down eventually, and when they do they are typing sciatica doctor near me and knee injection Portland at midnight. Meanwhile your epidurals, ablations, stimulator trials and regenerative injections sit underbooked. We build the paid ad engine that routes genuine lumbar, sciatica, knee, hip and shoulder cases onto your calendar. Not freebie shoppers. Booked interventional and cash pay patients.

Only 4 Portland pain clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What a full procedure schedule is worth in a market like Portland.

Drag the sliders. Grounded in real Oregon pain management campaigns, this shows what a steady stream of lumbar, sciatica, knee, hip and regenerative patients does to your collections, even with hospital spine centers and orthopedic groups chasing the same Portlanders.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
$2,400
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A cervical or lumbar patient who moves from a diagnostic block to a therapeutic series and then a radiofrequency ablation often clears $2k to $5k in collections across the episode. A cash PRP or regenerative joint patient from Lake Oswego or the West Hills can sit higher. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked evaluations
Episode revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are genuine ranges from Oregon pain management campaigns, weighted toward the procedural and cash regenerative end. Your real numbers hinge on your procedure menu, how much of your base is active cash pay versus insured, and your payer mix across insurance, SAIF and MCO workers comp and cash. On the call, we map it to your Portland clinic specifically. Get your personalized Portland projection β†’
How it works

A Portland pain management growth system, not another generic ad vendor.

The typical vendor recycles one back pain ad from Ohio to Oregon and sends you a click report nobody reads. Our job is narrower and harder: keep your procedure chairs full of real Portland patients who want to be treated, cleanly sorted across insured interventional work, SAIF and MCO workers comp and premium cash regenerative.

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Catch the active injury the moment it flares

A Portland cyclist who tweaks a disc on a wet descent, a half marathoner with a flaring IT band and hip, a weekend woodworker who threw out their back, they all go searching the same night. We put your clinic in front of that intent across inner Southeast, the Pearl, Beaverton, Hillsboro, Lake Oswego, Gresham and Clackamas, mapped to real drive times over the Willamette and Columbia crossings, so you catch treatable injuries instead of vague wellness browsers.

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Speak to a city that hates pills and loves movement

Portland patients do not want to be handed another prescription, they want to keep riding, running and standing all shift behind a bar or a bench. We build creative around getting back to the activity they love and treating the source, not masking it, which is the exact message a Rose City patient leans into. That voice pulls the self referred athlete and the on their feet service worker past the chiropractor on Division and onto your interventional schedule.

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Handle Oregon's SAIF and MCO workers comp maze

Oregon does not run comp like other states. SAIF Corporation covers a huge slice of employers and injured workers are often funneled into a managed care organization, so your SAIF and MCO standing decides who can even reach you. The Port of Portland, Swan Island, the warehouse corridors and the building trades throw off real back, neck and shoulder injuries. We target that intent, talk to the hurt worker plainly, and route it only when it fits your network.

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Grow the cash regenerative chairs separately

PRP and regenerative joint work gets its own funnel aimed at Lake Oswego, West Linn and West Hills households and the fit fifty and sixty somethings who will pay out of pocket to dodge a knee or shoulder operation and stay on the bike and the mountain. In a conservative care town that message converts. Your insured and comp volume and your premium cash cases climb together instead of cannibalizing one ad budget.

Ready to see it applied to your Portland clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting is genuinely low risk.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If the calendar does not fill, you walk.

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Month to month, walk whenever

The only thing holding you is the calendar filling. The week your inner Southeast or Beaverton schedule stops producing real spine and joint cases, you are free to leave, no penalty, nothing buried in fine print.

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Nothing to pay to get started

No setup fee, no onboarding invoice. Every dollar from day one goes into live Rose City search and social demand, not a bill for us to switch the lights on.

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We screen out the freebie crowd

The coupon and free consult shoppers get filtered before they ever hit your front desk. What reaches your calendar are patients ready to start a diagnostic workup and a real procedure plan.

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Drive times, not a dot on a map

Nobody in Gresham crosses town for a Hillsboro appointment, and Vancouver is a different state entirely. We carve the inner city, the Westside cash corridor and the Port and warehouse comp belt into separate campaigns with their own radius and message.

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Ads that survive the policy police

One sloppy pain claim and Google or Meta kills the account overnight. We write every line inside the medical ad policy so your Portland spend runs clean and uninterrupted all month.

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First campaign live in two weeks

Signed to your first live Portland campaign inside 14 days. We have run interventional and regenerative pain in markets just like this one, so there is no endless discovery eating your momentum.

What to expect

The Portland pain management numbers, unfiltered.

This is roughly how $2,000/month flows through the funnel in a saturated market like Portland, pulled from live pain clinic campaigns, not a pitch deck.

Clicks
Rose City searchers landing on your offer
$3 to $6 CPC
Leads
Real lumbar, knee, hip and sciatica inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Evaluations booked
Confirmed new patient consults on the schedule
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Patients who actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures started
Onboarded with a first procedure on the books
$140 to $300 CAC
Where you fall inside these ranges depends on your procedure menu, your average episode value, and how much of your Portland base leans active self pay and regenerative against insured and SAIF and MCO workers comp. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"Half our new patients now are thirty something tech workers with neck and upper back pain who found us on Google, plus real regenerative cases from Lake Oswego and the West Hills. My ablation and diagnostic schedule finally held steady straight through the gray winter, which never used to happen in Portland."

Dr. Harper Β· Interventional Pain, Portland
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Portland pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New cervical & tech neck eval Β· Pearl District Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation consult Β· Hawthorne Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New knee PRP regenerative Β· Lake Oswego Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New sciatica & lumbar injection Β· Sellwood Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal stenosis evaluation Β· Beaverton Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New SAIF back injury eval Β· Gresham Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Treat spine and joint pain anywhere from inner Southeast to the Westside, with chairs in the Pearl, Hawthorne, Sellwood, Beaverton, Hillsboro or Lake Oswego.
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    Want the active Portland injury base, the cyclists, runners, skiers and on their feet service and trades workers whose overuse and acute cases fill a procedure schedule.
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    Are tired of living on hospital and orthopedic referrals and want a flow of self referred patients you own and control.
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    Lead with opioid sparing, treat the source care, the message a pill wary Rose City patient actually responds to, and want your ads to carry it.
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    Offer cash PRP or regenerative joint work and want that premium line climbing beside your insured and SAIF comp volume, funded by a West Hills and Lake Oswego base.
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    Have been burned before by an out of town agency whose Portland ads delivered no shows and tire kickers, not booked procedures.
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    Will put real money behind it ($2k+/mo ad spend) to win a saturated, competitive metro.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if you…

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    Are really running a script mill and just want a longer line of medication seekers.
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    Have no board certified pain physician or licensed injector actually doing the procedures.
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    Are shopping purely on who is cheapest in Portland instead of who actually fills chairs.
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    Need a guaranteed patient count, because no honest agency in this space will promise one.
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    Cannot put $2,000 a month into ad spend in a market this crowded.
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    Operate outside healthcare. Clinics only here, no exceptions ever.
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    Insist on approving every headline rather than letting a proven system run.
4 Portland pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable procedure calendar in Portland,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call, no pitch. We go through your procedure menu, how your Rose City base splits between active self referred athletes, cash regenerative and insured, where SAIF and MCO workers comp fits your network, and your budget, then tell you straight whether this system suits your Portland clinic or not.

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