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Built exclusively for Seattle interventional & regenerative pain clinics

Seattle works hunched over a screen and plays hard in the Cascades.
You fix what that does to their spine. Let's put your procedure schedule in front of the patients already searching for you.

From Ballard, Capitol Hill and West Seattle to Bellevue, Kirkland, Redmond and the Kent Valley, tech workers with wrecked necks and weekend athletes with blown out knees are searching for someone to treat their spine and joint pain, while your epidurals, ablations, stimulator trials and regenerative work sit underbooked. We build the paid ad engine that pulls genuine cervical, lumbar, sciatica and joint pain patients onto your calendar. Not tire kickers. Booked interventional and cash pay cases.

Only 4 Seattle pain clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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30 min Β· No cost Β· No pitch
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Predictive projections

What a full procedure schedule is worth in a market like Seattle.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Washington pain management campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of cervical, lumbar, sciatica and regenerative patients does to your collections, even with hospital backed spine centers and orthopedic groups fighting for the same patients across the Puget Sound.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
$2,400
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A cervical or lumbar patient who moves from a diagnostic block to a therapeutic series and then a radiofrequency ablation often clears $2k to $5k in collections across the episode. A cash PRP or regenerative joint patient from Bellevue, Kirkland or Redmond can sit higher. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked evaluations
Episode revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Washington pain management campaigns, weighted toward the procedural and cash regenerative side. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, how much of your base skews desk based cervical and active cash pay versus insured, and your payer mix between insurance, L and I workers comp and cash. On the call, we will map this to your Seattle clinic specifically. Get your personalized Seattle projection β†’
How it works

A Seattle pain management growth system, not another generic ad vendor.

A generic vendor runs the same back pain ad in Seattle that it runs in Ohio and emails you a click report. We do something narrower and harder: keep your procedure chairs full with Puget Sound patients who actually want treatment, sorted across insured interventional care, L and I workers comp and high margin cash regenerative.

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Capture real treatment intent across the Puget Sound

We sit in front of patients searching in Seattle, Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland, Renton, Kent, Everett and Tacoma for sciatica, herniated disc, spinal stenosis, neck pain, knee pain and joint injuries. Active treatment intent in your zip codes and true drive times across the bridges, not vague wellness traffic that never books.

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Win the desk bound tech patient

Seattle and the Eastside run on engineers who sit hunched over a monitor all day, and it comes out as cervical pain, thoracic tightness, headaches and radiating arm symptoms. We speak directly to that person in South Lake Union, downtown and Redmond, frame the message around getting out of pain and staying productive, and route them to your diagnostic and interventional schedule before they settle for a massage chain.

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Route L and I workers comp only when it fits

Washington runs workers comp through the state Department of Labor and Industries, not private carriers, so it plays by its own rules. Boeing, the ports, the Kent Valley warehouses and Puget Sound construction generate legitimate back, neck and shoulder injuries. We target that intent, speak the L and I patient's language, and route it cleanly, only when it fits your model and network status.

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Run the cash regenerative lane on its own

We keep a separate funnel for PRP, regenerative joint care and elective procedures aimed at Bellevue, Kirkland and Redmond tech professionals, Mercer Island executives and the active fifty and sixty somethings who pay cash to avoid surgery and keep hiking and skiing. Your insured volume and your high margin cash chairs grow at the same time, never competing for the same dollar.

Ready to see it applied to your Seattle clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting is genuinely low risk.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If the calendar does not fill, you walk.

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Cancel anytime, month to month

Nothing binds you but results. The day your Ballard or Bellevue schedule stops filling with real spine and joint patients is the day you can walk, no penalty, no fine print.

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Zero onboarding fee

You pay for patients, not paperwork. There is no setup invoice, so from day one the budget goes straight into the Puget Sound searches that turn into booked evaluations.

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No bargain hunters

We filter out the free consult crowd before they ever reach your desk. What lands on your calendar are people ready to commit to a diagnostic and procedure plan, not shoppers.

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Built around the water and the bridges

The 520 and I 90 crossings decide who actually shows. We split the in city core, the Eastside cash corridor and the south end L and I belt into their own campaigns, drive times and messages.

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Compliant creative that stays live

Pain and medical claims get accounts suspended overnight. We write inside the exact Google and Meta policy lines so your spend keeps running through the whole month, uninterrupted.

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Live in under two weeks

You go from signed to your first live Seattle campaign in 14 days. We have already run interventional pain in comparable metros, so there is no long discovery to stall you.

What to expect

The Seattle pain management numbers, unfiltered.

Here is how $2,000/month tends to move through the funnel in a high cost, high competition market like the Puget Sound, drawn from campaigns we actually run for pain clinics.

Clicks
Puget Sound searchers reaching your offer
$3 to $6 CPC
Leads
Real neck, back and knee pain inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Evaluations booked
Confirmed new patient consults on the calendar
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Patients who actually arrive for the visit
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures started
Onboarded with a first procedure on the books
$140 to $300 CAC
Where you land inside these ranges comes down to your procedure menu, your average episode value, and how much of your Seattle base leans desk based cervical and active cash pay against insured and L and I workers comp. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"Half our new patients now are thirty something tech workers with neck and upper back pain who found us on Google, plus real regenerative cases from Bellevue and Kirkland. My ablation and diagnostic schedule finally held steady straight through the gray winter, which never used to happen."

Dr. Nguyen Β· Interventional Pain, Seattle
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Seattle pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New cervical & tech neck eval Β· South Lake Union Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation consult Β· Ballard Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New knee PRP regenerative Β· Bellevue Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New sciatica & lumbar injection Β· West Seattle Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal stenosis evaluation Β· Kirkland Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New L and I back eval Β· Kent Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Treat spine and joint pain across metro Seattle and the Eastside, whether your chairs sit in Ballard, downtown, West Seattle, Bellevue, Kirkland or Redmond.
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    Want the tech workforce that fills South Lake Union and Redmond, the exact cervical and repetitive strain cases that keep your diagnostic schedule busy.
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    Are done waiting on hospital and orthopedic referrals to feed you, and want a stream of new patients you actually control.
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    Position yourself as the doctor who treats the source, not the one who writes another script, and want your marketing to say so.
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    Sell cash PRP or regenerative joint work to an Eastside base that can afford it, and want that line growing next to insured and L and I volume.
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    Got burned by a past agency whose Seattle ads produced no shows and junk inquiries instead of booked procedures.
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    Can commit real budget ($2k+/mo ad spend) to win a crowded, high cost Puget Sound market.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if you…

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    Run a script mill and just want more medication seekers through the door.
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    Do not have a board certified pain physician or licensed injector actually performing the work.
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    Only care about finding the cheapest vendor in Seattle rather than the one that books patients.
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    Expect a guaranteed patient number, which no honest agency in this market will ever give you.
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    Are not able to commit $2,000 a month to ad spend in a metro this expensive.
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    Sit outside healthcare. We work with clinics only, with zero exceptions.
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    Want to sign off on every headline instead of trusting a system that already works.
4 Seattle pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable procedure calendar in Seattle,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call, zero pitch. We walk through your procedure menu, how your Puget Sound base splits between desk based cervical, active cash pay and insured, where L and I workers comp fits, and your budget, then tell you honestly whether this system is a fit for your Seattle clinic or not.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Seattle pain management clinics
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