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Built exclusively for St. Louis interventional & regenerative pain clinics

Gateway City backs give out on the Wentzville line, on the loading dock and on icy driveways in Dogtown and South City.
You treat the cause. We will put your procedure schedule in front of the St. Louisans already hunting for relief tonight.

Think of the GM assembler torquing bolts overhead all shift in St. Charles County, the Centene coder frozen at a Clayton desk, the Barnes-Jewish nurse who felt something pop lifting a patient in the Central West End, the Affton dad who wrenched his back clearing the second snowfall of January off a steep driveway. Each of them is thumbing their symptoms into a phone this minute and dialing whichever clinic Google floats to the top, while your epidurals, ablations, stimulator trials and PRP chairs sit half empty. We wire the paid ad engine that makes your name that first result and converts it into booked lumbar, sciatica, cervical and shoulder cases. No tire kickers. Interventional and cash pay patients who show.

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Predictive projections

What a full procedure schedule is worth in a market like St. Louis.

Move the sliders. Drawing on real Missouri pain campaigns, this shows what a dependable stream of lumbar, sciatica, neck and regenerative patients does to your collections, even while BJC, SSM Health, Mercy and the Washington University groups chase the same bi state patients you do.

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$2,000
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$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,400
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$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A lumbar or cervical patient who moves from a diagnostic block to a therapeutic series and then a radiofrequency ablation often clears $2k to $5k in collections across the episode. A cash PRP or regenerative joint patient from Ladue, Clayton or Chesterfield can sit higher. We will calibrate this to your procedure mix on the call.
New pain patients this month
13 to 19
New booked evaluations
Episode revenue from them
$31,200 to $45,600
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$374k to $547k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.6x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Missouri pain management campaigns, weighted toward the procedural and cash regenerative side. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure menu, how much of your base skews assembly, trades and workers comp versus cash pay, and your payer mix between insurance, no fault and cash. On the call, we will map this to your St. Louis clinic specifically. Get your personalized St. Louis projection β†’
How it works

A St. Louis pain management growth system, not another generic ad vendor.

The typical vendor runs one recycled back pain ad from here to Springfield and emails you a click report. We care about one number on your P&L instead: a procedure board full of St. Louis patients who genuinely want treatment, sorted cleanly into insured interventional work, Missouri comp claims off the Wentzville and Fenton floors, Illinois comp claims from the Metro East, no fault auto cases, and the high margin cash regenerative chair.

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Own the search box in every pocket of the metro

When someone in St. Louis City, Clayton, Kirkwood, Webster Groves, Creve Coeur, Ballwin, Maryland Heights, Florissant, St. Peters, O'Fallon or across the Poplar Street Bridge in Belleville and Edwardsville searches herniated disc, pinched nerve or neck pain after a wreck, your clinic should be the result they tap. We buy that exact moment of treatment intent, keyed to your zip codes and realistic drive times off 40, 44 and 270, and let the vague wellness browsing that never books go to someone else.

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Reach the people who actually earn their back pain

This is still a make it and move it town, and the bodies doing the work break down at the spine and shoulder. The Wentzville GM Assembly plant cycles thousands through overhead torque and repetitive reach, Boeing Defense in Hazelwood and Berkeley anchors a heavy aerospace workforce, the Earth City, Hazelwood and Metro East fulfillment floors throw freight every shift, and Barnes-Jewish, Mercy and SSM keep an army of nurses and techs lifting patients around the clock. Our creative talks straight to the person who gets paid when they clock in, names the lumbar, sciatica, rotator cuff and facet pain they are living with, and lands in front of them on nights, swing shifts and Sundays when they finally sit down and search.

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Sort the two state comp, no fault and winter waves correctly

St. Louis is the rare metro split down a river between two comp systems. A hurt at the Wentzville line or a Fenton warehouse rides Missouri workers comp, while an injury on an Edwardsville or Granite City jobsite rides Illinois comp, and the intake, the fee schedule and the referral path differ for each. Layer on the whiplash and cervical cases that pour off the I 64, I 44 and I 270 crashes, plus the January and February flood of shoveling strains and black ice falls, and you have four distinct demand streams. We tag and route each one only if it fits your model, so your board holds treatable cases, not a pile of denied claims and ghosts.

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Scale the cash regenerative chair on its own track

PRP, regenerative joint work and elective injections get their own funnel, aimed at the Ladue and Clayton executive, the Town and Country or Frontenac professional, and the still active fifty and sixty somethings in Kirkwood, Webster Groves and Des Peres who walk Forest Park, chase a Thursday golf league at Norwood Hills and will happily pay out of pocket to sidestep an orthopedic surgeon. That buyer never searches insurance coverage, so we never make them. Your insured and comp volume climbs while your highest margin cash chairs fill in parallel, each from its own ad dollar.

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Why this is different

Trying it costs you almost nothing.

No annual lock in, no build fee, no vague promises. If the St. Louis cases do not land on your procedure board, you walk and you owe us nothing.

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No annual handcuffs

You are never locked into a year. The St. Louis practices that renew do it because blocks, ablations and injections keep posting to the calendar from Chesterfield, Florissant and St. Peters, not because a signature traps them.

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Zero upfront build fee

There is no onboarding or setup charge. Every dollar from day one chases the Gateway City patient already typing sciatica or pinched nerve into a phone, never a line item on our invoice.

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The wrong caller gets filtered out

A pill seeker or serial no show can swallow a front desk's whole morning. Our messaging and audiences are tuned to draw the patient ready to sit for imaging, a full workup and a real procedure plan, and to quietly bore the one who is not.

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One campaign per world, not one for all

The Wentzville and Earth City assembly and freight belt, the Clayton and downtown office tower core, and the Ladue, Frontenac and Town and Country cash corridor each get a dedicated campaign with its own radius, offer and budget. Nobody tries to speak to a riverfront welder and a Ladue surgeon's wife in the same ad.

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Accounts that outlast the policy bots

Nothing trips a Google or Meta suspension faster than injection and pain language. We have lived inside those policy rails for years, so your St. Louis account is still pacing on the thirty first instead of flatlining on the ninth.

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Live in roughly two weeks

Count on about 14 days from handshake to your first St. Louis campaigns serving. No drawn out quarter of discovery, because this interventional funnel is already battle tested in Midwest metros built like the Gateway City.

What to expect

The St. Louis pain management numbers, unfiltered.

Starting at $2,000/month, here is roughly how a month of search demand from St. Louis County, St. Charles County and the Metro East turns into patients on your table, pulled from live campaigns in Midwest markets shaped like the Gateway City.

Clicks
Missouri and Illinois side residents tapping your ad
$3 to $6 CPC
Leads
Real low back, sciatica, shoulder and post crash neck inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Evaluations booked
Confirmed workups sitting on your schedule with a time
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
The ones who brave 40 and 270 to walk in, ice or heat
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures started
A block, ablation, stimulator trial or injection on the books
$140 to $300 CAC
Where you land in these bands depends on your procedure menu, what a typical episode collects, and whether your St. Louis panel leans toward assembly, trades and two state comp or toward cash regenerative work out of Ladue and Chesterfield. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We used to live and die on primary care referrals. Now the front desk books real lumbar and neck evaluations from St. Charles, Florissant and Chesterfield every week, and my ablation and regenerative schedule finally held steady through a St. Louis winter instead of swinging month to month."

Dr. Albrecht Β· Interventional Pain, St. Louis
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
St. Louis pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New lumbar & sciatica eval Β· Florissant Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New radiofrequency ablation consult Β· Wentzville Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New knee PRP regenerative Β· Ladue Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New neck pain & cervical injection Β· Central West End Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New spinal stenosis evaluation Β· Chesterfield Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Missouri comp back eval Β· St. Charles Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run an interventional or regenerative pain practice anywhere in the bi state metro, whether your office sits in Clayton, out west in Chesterfield, up in St. Charles, or over in Belleville on the Illinois side.
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    See a steady mix of plant workers, trades and desk bound office staff and would rather fill chairs with qualified spine and joint cases than count curious clicks.
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    Are done letting a handful of referring PCPs dictate your month and want a lever you can turn up or down yourself.
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    Want to be the St. Louis name known for fixing the cause rather than writing another refill, and want your ads to say exactly that.
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    Offer cash PRP or regenerative joint procedures and want them climbing on their own track beside your insured and two state comp caseload.
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    Have been burned by an agency before whose leads melted into no shows and wrong number inquiries.
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    Can fund it seriously (at least $2k a month in spend) to stay in the fight across St. Louis County, St. Charles County and the Metro East.
Who this isn't for

Skip the call if you…

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    Really just want a longer line of medication shoppers in the waiting room.
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    Do not have a board certified pain physician or licensed injector performing the procedures.
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    Are shopping purely for whoever quotes the lowest price in St. Louis this quarter.
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    Expect a guaranteed patient number that no honest marketer would ever sign off on.
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000 a month to ad spend yet.
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    Operate outside of healthcare. Healthcare is the only vertical we accept, period.
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    Need to sign off personally on every ad before it is allowed to run.
4 St. Louis pain clinic slots open this month

If you want a predictable procedure calendar in St. Louis,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call, no pitch. We go through your procedure menu, how your St. Louis panel splits across assembly and trades, Missouri versus Illinois comp, no fault auto and cash pay, where the winter ice wave lands, and your budget, then tell you straight whether this system fits your clinic or not.

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