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Built only for Chicago vein & vascular clinics

Varicose vein patients across Chicagoland,
booked on your calendar every week.

Think of the CTA nurse who stands her whole shift, the Loop attorney hiding bulging veins under a suit, the Naperville grandmother who has iced her legs every winter for a decade. They are all typing their symptoms into Google right now. We catch that exact moment and turn it into a scheduled consult for endovenous ablation, sclerotherapy and venous insufficiency workups. Treated patients on the books, not callers asking if it is covered.

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Predictive projections

Put your own Chicagoland numbers on the table.

Move the sliders to your clinic. These ranges come straight from vein and vascular campaigns we have run in dense, insurance heavy markets, so you can see the math on a steady month of new ablations and sclerotherapy sessions before you ever get on a call.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$4,000
$4,000
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
Bilateral ablations, multiple sessions and cosmetic add ons push Chicago vein patients to $3k to $8k each. We calibrate this with you on the call.
New vein patients this month
6 to 9
New treated patients
Revenue from them
$24,000 to $36,000
Patients Γ— avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$288k to $432k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
12x to 18x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from vein and vascular clinic campaigns. Your Chicago numbers depend on your procedure mix, your insurance versus cash split, and how hard the hospital systems and national chains are bidding in your part of town. On the call we map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized Chicago vein projection β†’
How it works

Four moving parts that keep a Chicago leg schedule full.

Plenty of agencies will boost a post and send you a spreadsheet of clicks. We run an engine with four jobs, each tuned to how Chicagoans actually shop for vein care, so the output is treated patients and not a pile of maybes.

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Catch the symptom, not the keyword

Patients do not search endovenous ablation. They search why do my legs ache at night, swollen ankles after work, ugly veins behind my knee. We map every one of those phrases, in the city and the collar counties, and route the person straight to your offer.

02

Settle the insurance question first

Chicago runs on employer and union plans, so the first thing a patient wants to know is will Blue Cross or my PPO pay for this. Our page answers coverage and out of pocket up front, so the shoppers self sort and your phone rings with people ready to book.

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Out local the hospital giants

You will never outbid a Northwestern or a national chain on brand. You beat them on speed and a human voice. We lean your ads on this week availability and a real doctor who listens, which is exactly what makes someone skip the giant system in the Loop.

04

Measure treated legs, nothing else

Impressions and reach do not pay your lease on Michigan Avenue or in the suburbs. We report one thing that matters, consults that became ablations, sclerotherapy sessions and cosmetic work, and we drive the whole system toward that count.

Want to see these four parts running for your own practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

Starting with us carries almost no risk.

Nothing to sign for a year. No hidden onboarding bill. The day it stops filling your schedule, you walk.

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Month to month, always

No annual handcuffs. When Rush, Loyola and the chains are all chasing the same aching legs search, the only thing that keeps you as a client is a booked calendar, so that is what we protect.

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No cost to get going

You will not see a setup line item or an onboarding retainer. The budget goes where it belongs, into reaching leg pain patients from Rogers Park down to the south suburbs.

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Tire kickers stopped at the door

There are a lot of people who just want a free read on a few spider veins. The coverage and cost questions on the page thin them out, so your staff spends the day on patients who intend to treat.

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A plan for the Chicago winter

Most vein clinics here go quiet from November to March. We fill those cold months with covered medically necessary cases, then open the cosmetic faucet in spring before lake season, patio weather and June weddings. No more dead first quarter.

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Compliant creative that keeps running

One rejected leg photo can freeze a Meta account for weeks. We build imagery and medical claims inside the rules so your ads stay live while the clinic across town sits in review.

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Two weeks to live

Sign now and your first campaign is running within 14 days. We skip the endless discovery because we already know Chicago and we already know veins.

What to expect

What a $2,000 month actually produces here.

No rounding up, no best case cherry picking. This is the shape of a typical Chicago vein funnel at $2,000/month, pulled from campaigns in markets just as crowded as this one.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $9 CPC
Leads
Qualified vein inquiries, city and suburbs
$28 to $60 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed Chicago vein consultations
$65 to $130 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Procedures booked
Acquired & first procedure scheduled
$190 to $370 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your procedure mix, average case value, and how hard the hospital systems and national chains push their budgets in your area. On the call we map this to your Chicago clinic.
Real clinics. Real results.

Clinics in markets like this are already filling up.

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"We kept losing comparison shoppers to the big hospital vein center downtown. Once the campaigns pre framed the insurance side and promised a consult this week, the people who book actually need ablation, and our winter used to be dead. Now it is not."

Dr. Michael R., MD Β· Vein & Vascular, Chicagoland
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Chicago vein consults, last 7 days
πŸ“… New varicose vein consult Β· Lincoln Park Β· Tue 9:30am
πŸ“… New venous insufficiency Β· Naperville Β· Tue 2:00pm
πŸ“… New spider vein cosmetic Β· Gold Coast Β· Wed 11:00am
πŸ“… New ablation consult Β· Evanston Β· Wed 3:30pm
πŸ“… New leg swelling workup Β· Oak Park Β· Thu 10:00am
πŸ“… New sclerotherapy Β· Schaumburg Β· Fri 1:00pm
+9 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of vein clinic and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Treat legs somewhere in Chicagoland, whether your office is in the city, on the North Shore or out in the collar counties, doing ablation, sclerotherapy and spider vein work.
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    Dread the November to March slump and want covered cases carrying you through the cold stretch instead of one big summer and a quiet rest of the year.
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    Keep losing comparison shoppers to the hospital vein centers and the chains with billboards on every expressway.
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    Want a smart mix of covered and cash pay, medical venous disease plus the cosmetic work that spikes before summer.
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    Have leaned on referrals and reputation but can feel that it no longer fills a calendar in a metro of nine million people.
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    Can commit real budget ($2k+/mo in ad spend) and would rather have fewer, higher value treated patients than cheap clicks.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Just want a pile of cheap screening leads with no plan to treat them.
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    Have no licensed physician or vascular provider doing the procedures.
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    Are shopping for the lowest priced agency in Chicago and nothing else.
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    Want a written guarantee of exact patient counts that no honest partner can give.
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    Are not ready to put at least $2,000 a month behind the ads.
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    Work outside healthcare. This is healthcare only, no exceptions.
4 Chicago vein clinic slots open this month

Want a Chicago leg schedule that does not go quiet in winter?
Let's map it out, clinic to clinic.

Thirty minutes, zero pitch. We walk through your procedure mix, your corner of Chicagoland, your coverage versus cash balance and your budget, then tell you honestly if a paid engine is the right move for your practice.

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