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Built exclusively for Chicago medical & cosmetic dermatology

Chicago winters hurt everyone's skin.
You are the board certified dermatologist. Let the city find you first.

A med spa in every Gold Coast tower. A laser room off Michigan Avenue running discount units with a nurse and no physician on site. Meanwhile eczema and cracked winter skin flare all over the city, and your resurfacing and injectable chairs still sit half empty. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Chicago patients who want a real physician, not the cheapest needle downtown, onto your calendar from Streeterville to Naperville. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments, in English and Spanish.

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Predictive projections

What a fuller winter and cosmetic calendar is worth in a market like Chicago.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Chicagoland dermatology campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of resurfacing, injectable, eczema and skin check patients does to your bottom line, even with a med spa on every downtown block from River North to Oak Brook.

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A Lincoln Park professional on quarterly Botox who books a winter resurfacing series, then a pigment package, often clears 3k to 6k a year. A Naperville family coming in together for skin checks, or a bride booking a full glow up course before a summer wedding at the Chicago Botanic Garden, carries real value too. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay patients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients × avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Chicagoland dermatology campaigns, weighted toward the high margin resurfacing, injectable and self pay side. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, how much you lean into the winter downtime window, and how aggressive you want to be against the downtown and suburban med spas. On the call, we will map this to your Chicago practice specifically. Get your personalized Chicago projection →
How it works

A Chicago dermatology growth system, not another "skin ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a Botox reel, send you a spreadsheet of clicks, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your highest margin chairs, resurfacing, injectable, cosmetic and self pay, with Chicago patients who specifically wanted a board certified dermatologist over the med spa two floors up on Michigan Avenue.

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Capture intent across every Chicago neighborhood

We get in front of patients across the Gold Coast, Streeterville, River North, Lincoln Park, Lakeview, the West Loop, Wicker Park and out to Naperville, Oak Brook, Hinsdale, Evanston and Schaumburg as they search for Botox and laser, acne and scar care, eczema and rosacea, mole checks and full body skin exams. Real buying intent in your zip codes, in English and Spanish for the Pilsen, Little Village and Cicero communities, not vague skin care awareness traffic.

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Own the winter downtime window

From November through March the low UV Chicago winter is the safest, smartest time for resurfacing lasers, deeper peels and pigment correction that need real downtime, and patients are already indoors and covered up. Most practices go quiet in February. We do the opposite, filling your calendar with the exact cosmetic work that belongs in a cold, dark, sun poor season while your competitors coast.

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Turn the cold into medical demand

Chicago winters plus dry indoor heat set off eczema, psoriasis, rosacea, chapped hands and cracked winter skin across the whole city. That is a flood of medical dermatology intent every year. We build campaigns around it so those patients find you first, then convert many of them into long term skin health and cosmetic relationships instead of one urgent visit.

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Ride into lake season and summer weddings

As the city thaws, demand shifts to injectables, sunscreen and skin checks, plus a wave of glow up prep before summer weddings, Oak Street and North Avenue beach days, and festival season. We pivot your budget toward that seasonal cosmetic surge so your chairs stay full from the first warm week through Labor Day, then hand the baton right back to winter resurfacing.

Ready to see it applied to your Chicago practice? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the resurfacing and injectable chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Chicago patients who book real dermatology treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with Groupon shoppers chasing the next downtown discount. We build for patients who want a dermatologist for the long run.

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Bilingual where it counts

Spanish and English campaigns running together, written for how patients in Pilsen, Little Village, Cicero and Berwyn actually search, not a lazy translation.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and zoomed in skin imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through your peak seasons without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Chicago dermatology campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Chicago dermatology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as competitive as Chicagoland, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$4 to $8 CPC
Leads
Qualified cosmetic and skin inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$140 to $300 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, your average ticket, and how med spa heavy your slice of Chicagoland is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"Every February my schedule used to fall off a cliff and I was losing cosmetic patients downtown to med spas charging half my price. Now winter is my busiest season, resurfacing and peels stay booked when nobody is in the sun, and the eczema flares in January turn into year round patients. I stopped competing on price and started competing on being the actual dermatologist."

Dr. Michael R. · Dermatology, Chicago
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Chicago dermatology bookings, last 7 days
📅 New winter laser resurfacing series · Gold Coast · Tue 10:00am · $$$
📅 New Botox & filler consult · Lincoln Park · Wed 2:30pm · $$$
📅 New eczema & dry skin visit · Lakeview · Wed 4:00pm · $$$
📅 New full body skin check · Naperville · Thu 9:00am · $$$
📅 Consulta de manchas en espanol · Pilsen · Thu 11:30am · $$$
📅 New acne & scar plan · West Loop · Fri 3:00pm · $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of dermatology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a medical or cosmetic dermatology practice in Chicago or Chicagoland, from the Gold Coast and Lincoln Park to Naperville, Oak Brook or Evanston.
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    Are losing cosmetic patients to Michigan Avenue and Gold Coast med spas that outspend you and undercut your price.
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    Watch your schedule go quiet every winter and want to fill it with the resurfacing and peels that belong in the low UV season.
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    See a flood of eczema, psoriasis and dry skin every cold season and want those patients finding you first.
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    Serve a diverse and Spanish speaking patient base and need ads that truly work in both languages.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected before and after creative or leads that never booked.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the most competitive skin markets in the Midwest.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the med spas.
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    Don't have a board certified dermatologist or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Chicago.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a market this crowded.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Chicago dermatology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Chicago all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your treatment menu, how you use the winter downtime window, how med spa heavy your slice of Chicagoland is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

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