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Built exclusively for Columbus medical & cosmetic dermatology

Columbus swears the sun here cannot hurt them.
You are the board certified dermatologist. Let Central Ohio find you first.

A med spa in every Short North and Dublin plaza running promo units with a nurse and no physician on site. Meanwhile half the city grew up on tanning beds, gray winters and summers at Alum Creek and every backyard pool, all convinced Midwest sun does not count, so they skip the skin check and put off the laser and injectables they would happily book if they knew where to look. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Columbus patients who want a real physician, not the cheapest needle in the plaza, onto your calendar from Upper Arlington to New Albany. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments, from a well insured workforce that pays for quality.

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Predictive projections

What a fuller skin check and cosmetic calendar is worth in a market like Columbus.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Central Ohio dermatology campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of skin check, laser, injectable and dry skin patients does to your bottom line, even with a med spa in every Short North and Dublin plaza.

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$2,000
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$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$3,500
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$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A Nationwide or Chase professional who comes in on insurance for a skin check, then adds quarterly Botox and a resurfacing series after years of underestimated sun, often clears 3k to 6k a year. A New Albany or Dublin patient booking a full skin health course, or a couple coming in together after a summer at Hoover, carries real value too. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay patients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Central Ohio dermatology campaigns, weighted toward the high margin resurfacing, injectable and self pay side, plus the steady insured skin check volume that quietly converts to cash pay cosmetic. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, how hard you lean into the dry winter downtime window and the summer skin check season, and how aggressive you want to be against the Short North and Dublin med spas. On the call, we will map this to your Columbus practice specifically. Get your personalized Columbus projection β†’
How it works

A Columbus dermatology growth system, not another "skin ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a Botox reel, send you a spreadsheet of clicks, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your highest margin chairs, skin cancer and Mohs, resurfacing, injectable and cosmetic, with Columbus patients who specifically wanted a board certified dermatologist over the med spa down the block in the Short North or Dublin.

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Capture intent across every Columbus neighborhood

We get in front of patients across the Short North, German Village, Clintonville, Grandview Heights, Bexley and Upper Arlington, and out to Dublin, New Albany, Westerville, Powell, Hilliard, Gahanna and Worthington as they search for skin checks and mole mapping, Botox and laser, acne and scar care, rosacea and dry skin. Real buying intent in your zip codes, tuned for a practical, review reading city, not vague skin care awareness traffic.

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Break the Ohio sun does not count myth

Columbus grew up believing Midwest sun is harmless, so skin checks get skipped for years until a spot changes. But the tanning bed history, the golf, the Alum Creek and Hoover summers and the pool decks add up, and Central Ohio still sees plenty of melanoma and skin cancer. We run skin check and mole mapping campaigns that gently name that blind spot, harder from late spring through fall, so the medical side of your practice stays full while competitors wait for a patient to notice on their own.

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Turn the long gray winter into cosmetic downtime

From October to April the Central Ohio air goes dry and the furnace heat runs nonstop, leaving skin chapped, cracked and flushed and driving real medical demand for eczema and rosacea. That same bundled up, low sun stretch is the smartest window for resurfacing lasers and deeper peels that need downtime. We push medical dry skin and cosmetic downtime campaigns through the cold, gray months while most Columbus practices assume nothing is happening until spring.

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Reach the well insured Central Ohio professional

Nationwide, Chase, Cardinal Health, Battelle, OhioHealth, the OSU system and the Intel Silicon Heartland buildout in New Albany sit on top of a large, stable, well insured workforce out through Dublin, Powell and Westerville. They come in on insurance for the skin check and pay cash for the Botox, laser and pigment work once they trust you. We build campaigns around that reality and route them to booking that fits a lunch break, turning the covered medical visit into a long term cosmetic relationship.

Ready to see it applied to your Columbus practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the skin check, resurfacing and injectable chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Columbus patients who book real dermatology treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with promo shoppers chasing the next Short North discount. We build for patients who want a dermatologist for the long run.

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Built for a practical city

Columbus reads reviews and compares value before it books. We lead with the physician, the credentials and the evidence, which is exactly what wins here.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and zoomed in skin imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through your dry winter, pool season and back to school without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Columbus dermatology campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Columbus dermatology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as steady and well insured as Central Ohio, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $7 CPC
Leads
Qualified skin check and cosmetic inquiries
$20 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$45 to $85 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$130 to $270 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, your average ticket, and how med spa heavy your slice of Central Ohio is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"My patients here honestly thought Ohio sun could not hurt them, so nobody came in for skin checks until something scared them. Once the campaigns started naming that, my mole mapping and full body exam schedule filled up, and a lot of those insured visits turned into cash Botox and laser once they trusted me. The Nationwide and New Albany crowd became standing cosmetic clients. I stopped competing with the Dublin med spas on price and started competing on being the actual dermatologist."

Dr. Rachel B. Β· Dermatology, Columbus
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Columbus dermatology bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New full body skin check Β· Upper Arlington Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New laser resurfacing series Β· Short North Β· Wed 2:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Botox & filler consult Β· Dublin Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Mohs & skin cancer visit Β· Westerville Β· Thu 9:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New rosacea & dry skin plan Β· Clintonville Β· Thu 11:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New pigment & sun damage plan Β· New Albany Β· Fri 3:00pm Β· $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of dermatology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a medical or cosmetic dermatology practice in Columbus or Central Ohio, from the Short North and Upper Arlington to Dublin, New Albany or Westerville.
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    Are losing cosmetic patients to Short North and Dublin med spas that outspend you and undercut your price.
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    Watch patients skip skin checks for years because they think Ohio sun is harmless, and want to change that.
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    Want to reach the well insured Central Ohio workforce, Nationwide, Chase, Cardinal Health, OSU and the new Intel plants.
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    Want the gray winter working for you, filling the eczema, rosacea and resurfacing downtime months instead of coasting.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected before and after creative or leads that never booked.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the fastest growing metros in the Midwest.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the med spas.
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    Don't have a board certified dermatologist or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Columbus.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a growing, competitive market.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Columbus dermatology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Columbus all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your treatment menu, how you use the summer skin check season and the gray winter downtime window, how med spa heavy your slice of Central Ohio is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
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