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Built exclusively for Houston medical & cosmetic dermatology

In the city with year round sun and a strip mall injector on every corner,
you are the board certified dermatologist. Let Houston find that out.

A laser room in every Galleria plaza. Someone selling cheap units off Westheimer. A chain med spa in the same Katy shopping center as your office. They undercut your price and outspend your reach while your cosmetic and pigment chairs sit half empty. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Houston patients who want a real physician, not the cheapest needle in the strip center, onto your calendar from River Oaks to Sugar Land. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments, in English and Spanish.

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Predictive projections

What a fuller cosmetic and skin cancer calendar is worth in a metro this size.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Houston dermatology campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of laser, pigment, cosmetic and screening patients does to your bottom line, even with a chain in every plaza from The Woodlands to Pearland.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$3,500
$3,500
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A Memorial or River Oaks professional on quarterly Botox who adds a pigment brightening series, then a laser package, often clears 3k to 6k a year. An energy sector executive who books a full resurfacing course over the holidays, or a Sugar Land family coming in together for skin checks and acne care, carries real value too. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay patients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients × avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Houston dermatology campaigns, weighted toward the high margin laser, pigment and self pay side. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, how much of your base is Spanish speaking, and how aggressive you want to be against the chains and strip mall injectors. On the call, we will map this to your Houston practice specifically. Get your personalized Houston projection →
How it works

A Houston dermatology growth system, not another "skin ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a Botox reel, send you a spreadsheet of clicks, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your highest margin chairs, laser, pigment, cosmetic and self pay, with Houston patients who specifically wanted a board certified dermatologist over the injector in the same shopping center.

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Capture intent across a metro this spread out

Houston is not one market, it is dozens. We get in front of patients in River Oaks, Memorial, Tanglewood, the Galleria and Montrose inside the Loop, and out in Sugar Land, Katy, The Woodlands, Pearland and Kingwood, as they search for Botox and laser, acne and scar care, melasma and manchas, and full body skin exams. Real buying intent in your zip codes, English and Spanish together, not vague skin care awareness traffic that never books.

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Beat the chain in the same plaza

Houston has a franchise med spa and a discount injector in nearly every shopping center on Westheimer, Kirby and I-10. We make your single biggest advantage the deciding factor: a real physician, a real diagnosis, real safety instead of a rotating roster of technicians. Once a patient understands who is actually holding the needle, price stops being the whole conversation.

03

Win skin cancer, sun damage and skin of color

Between Gulf Coast sun almost twelve months a year and a Texas Medical Center that has made this a skin cancer aware city, screening and sun damage demand runs high all year. So does melasma, hyperpigmentation and acne scarring across Houston's huge Hispanic, South Asian and Vietnamese communities, where Fitzpatrick IV to VI patients want a physician who will not scar them with the wrong laser. We build campaigns around exactly that expertise, so the cases the strip mall suites avoid become your most loyal, highest value patients.

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Run the Houston calendar, not a northern one

There is barely a winter here, so we keep medical, screening and pigment front doors open year round. We lean laser and resurfacing budget into the cooler, lower UV months when patients can heal out of the sun, push cosmetic and injectable spend around Rodeo season, galas and wedding prep in the spring, and keep acne, sweat and sun check campaigns steady through the humid summer, so your chairs never go quiet when other practices coast.

Ready to see it applied to your Houston practice? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the laser and pigment chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Houston patients who book real dermatology treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with coupon chasers hopping to the next Groupon. We build for patients who want a dermatologist for the long run.

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Bilingual by default

Spanish and English campaigns running together, written for how the Houston Hispanic community actually searches, not a lazy translation.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and zoomed in skin imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that keeps running.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Houston dermatology campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Houston dermatology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as large and competitive as greater Houston, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$4 to $8 CPC
Leads
Qualified cosmetic and skin inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$140 to $300 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, your average ticket, and which slice of greater Houston you pull from. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I was watching filler and laser patients drive right past me to the chain in the same Memorial shopping center that charges half my price. Now patients find me already knowing they want a dermatologist, not a technician, and a good share of them book in Spanish. My laser and pigment chairs stay full and I finally stopped competing on price against people who shouldn't be lasering skin at all."

Dr. Anita R. · Dermatology, Houston
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Houston dermatology bookings, last 7 days
📅 New Botox & filler consult · River Oaks · Tue 10:00am · $$$
📅 New melasma & pigment series · Sugar Land · Wed 2:30pm · $$$
📅 New laser resurfacing package · Memorial · Wed 4:00pm · $$$
📅 New full body skin check · The Woodlands · Thu 9:00am · $$$
📅 Consulta de manchas en espanol · Katy · Thu 11:30am · $$$
📅 New acne & scar plan · Pearland · Fri 3:00pm · $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of dermatology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a medical or cosmetic dermatology practice in greater Houston, from River Oaks and Memorial to Sugar Land, Katy, The Woodlands or Pearland.
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    Are losing cosmetic patients to chain med spas and strip mall injectors that outspend you and undercut your price.
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    Serve a heavily Spanish speaking and diverse patient base and need ads that truly work in more than one language.
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    Have strong melasma, skin cancer and skin of color expertise the local suites can't safely match on Fitzpatrick IV to VI.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected before and after creative or leads that never booked.
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    Want to steer your payer mix toward higher value self pay across the whole Houston calendar.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in a metro this large and competitive.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the chains.
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    Don't have a board certified dermatologist or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Houston.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a market this large.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Houston dermatology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Houston,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your treatment menu, your Spanish to English patient mix, which slice of greater Houston you pull from, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

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