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Built exclusively for Kansas City medical & cosmetic dermatology

Two states, one metro, and a skin cancer rate nobody here takes seriously.
You are the board certified dermatologist. Make Kansas City book you, not the strip center injector.

Drive down Metcalf, cruise the Plaza, or park in any Leawood shopping center and you will pass three med spas before you find a stoplight, each one selling discount units from a nurse with no physician in the building. The patients walking past them grew up boating the Ozarks, grilling in the backyard off Ward Parkway, and burning through July at the K and Arrowhead, yet a yearly skin exam never crosses their mind. The laser work, the pigment correction, the injectables they would gladly pay cash for sit unbooked because they cannot tell the real dermatologist from the plaza. Our job is to put you in front of them first, from River Market to Olathe, and send you people who want a physician, not a coupon. Real treatments, real margins, from a workforce that can afford the good stuff.

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Predictive projections

Put a number on a booked out skin check and cosmetic calendar in Kansas City.

Move the sliders. Using real numbers from dermatology campaigns across the metro, this shows what a steady pipeline of exams, lasers, injectables and dry skin cases adds up to over a year, strip center med spas and all.

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$2,000
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$3,500
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A Garmin or Oracle Health professional who comes in on insurance for a skin check, then adds quarterly Botox and a resurfacing series after years of lake and golf course sun, often clears 3k to 6k a year. A Leawood or Mission Hills patient booking a full skin health course, or a couple coming in together after a summer at the Ozarks, carries real value too. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay patients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Kansas City metro dermatology campaigns, weighted toward the high margin resurfacing, injectable and self pay side, plus the steady insured skin check volume that quietly converts to cash pay cosmetic. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, how hard you lean into the summer lake and tailgate skin check season and the dry winter downtime window, and how aggressive you want to be against the Plaza and Johnson County med spas. On the call, we will map this to your Kansas City practice specifically. Get your personalized Kansas City projection β†’
How it works

A Kansas City dermatology growth engine, not another "skin ads" vendor.

Plenty of agencies will boost a Botox reel and email you a click report. That is not this. We run one machine with one purpose, keep your best paying chairs busy, Mohs and skin cancer, resurfacing, injectables and cosmetic, with metro patients who deliberately chose a board certified physician over the storefront injector on Metcalf or the Plaza.

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Win searches on both sides of State Line Road

The metro is split down the middle, Missouri on one side, Kansas on the other, and a patient in Brookside behaves nothing like one in Leawood. We build separate campaigns for each, targeting the Plaza, Waldo, Westport, the Crossroads and up into the Northland and Lee's Summit on the Missouri side, and Overland Park, Prairie Village, Mission Hills and Olathe across the Johnson County line. The searches are specific, mole checks, Botox, laser scar revision, rosacea help, not fluffy skin care browsing, so your budget only chases people ready to book.

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Name the sun the whole city pretends does not exist

Nobody in Kansas City thinks a Saturday at Arrowhead or a float trip on the Ozarks counts as sun damage, so the skin exam gets pushed another year, and another, until a spot finally changes. Meanwhile the melanoma numbers here are real. From April through October we run the mole mapping and full body exam campaigns that quietly connect the boating, the golf and the tailgates to the exam they keep skipping, filling your medical side while the rest of the market waits for walk ins.

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Make the long, dry winter pay for itself

Once the wind starts tearing across the plains and the furnaces run nonstop, KC skin cracks, flares and itches, and the ragweed misery this city is known for only adds to it. That is peak demand for eczema, rosacea and dry skin care, and it is also the covered up, low sun window when patients can finally take the downtime for a resurfacing laser or a deeper peel. We schedule those campaigns straight through the cold months, when competing practices assume the phones go quiet until spring.

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Get in front of the Johnson County paycheck

Some of the wealthiest zip codes between the coasts sit right here, fed by Oracle Health, Garmin, Hallmark, Burns and McDonnell, Black and Veatch, T-Mobile and the Saint Luke's, Children's Mercy and University of Kansas Health System payrolls. These are professionals who will use insurance for the skin check, then happily pay cash for the quarterly Botox and the laser series once they decide they trust you. We put you in their feed and their search results, with scheduling that fits a lunch hour, and let the medical visit grow into a standing cosmetic relationship.

Ready to see it applied to your Kansas City practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the skin check, resurfacing and injectable chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Kansas City patients who book real dermatology treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with promo shoppers chasing the next Plaza discount. We build for patients who want a dermatologist for the long run.

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Built for a grounded city

Kansas City reads reviews and compares value before it books. We lead with the physician, the credentials and the evidence, which is exactly what wins here.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and zoomed in skin imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through your lake season, allergy season and dry winter without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Kansas City dermatology campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Kansas City dermatology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as steady and well insured as the Kansas City metro, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $7 CPC
Leads
Qualified skin check and cosmetic inquiries
$20 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$45 to $85 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$130 to $270 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, your average ticket, and how med spa heavy your slice of the metro is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"Half my city spends June through September on a boat or in a stadium parking lot and would never dream of booking a skin exam, so for years my medical schedule only filled when someone got scared. The campaigns finally put that in front of them and my full body exam and mole mapping slots booked out. Even better, the Leawood and Overland Park patients who came in on insurance kept coming back for Botox and laser on their own dime. I quit trying to beat the Plaza med spas on price. Now I just compete on being the real doctor, and that is a fight I win."

Dr. Megan H. Β· Dermatology, Kansas City
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Kansas City dermatology bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New full body skin check Β· Leawood Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New laser resurfacing series Β· Brookside Β· Wed 2:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Botox & filler consult Β· Overland Park Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Mohs & skin cancer visit Β· Prairie Village Β· Thu 9:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New rosacea & dry skin plan Β· Waldo Β· Thu 11:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New pigment & sun damage plan Β· Lee's Summit Β· Fri 3:00pm Β· $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of dermatology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Treat medical or cosmetic skin anywhere in the metro, Missouri side or Kansas side, from the Plaza and Brookside to Overland Park, Leawood and Lee's Summit.
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    Keep losing injectable and laser cases to storefront med spas on Metcalf and around the Plaza that undercut you and outspend you.
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    Are tired of patients ignoring their skin through a decade of lake weekends and tailgates until a spot finally forces the visit.
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    Want the Johnson County paycheck in your chairs, the Oracle Health, Garmin, Hallmark and hospital system professionals who pay cash without blinking.
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    Would rather the winter work for you, booking eczema, rosacea and resurfacing downtime instead of watching the phones go quiet.
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    Got burned by ads before, with creative stuck in Meta review or leads that filled out a form and vanished.
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    Can put real money behind growth ($2k+/mo in spend) in a metro that rewards patience and consistency.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the med spas.
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    Don't have a board certified dermatologist or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Kansas City.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a growing, competitive market.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Kansas City dermatology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Kansas City all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your treatment menu, how you use the summer lake and tailgate skin check season and the dry winter downtime window, how med spa heavy your slice of the metro is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
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