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Built exclusively for Minneapolis medical & cosmetic dermatology

Cold winters, lake summers, fair skin.
You are the board certified dermatologist. Let the Twin Cities find you first.

A med spa in every Edina and Wayzata plaza running promo units with a nurse and no physician on site. Meanwhile the whole metro spends winter cracked and chapped by furnace heat, spends summer collecting sun on Lake Minnetonka and at the cabin, and half of them keep putting off the skin check, the laser and the injectables they would happily book if they knew where to look. We build the paid ad engine that pulls Twin Cities patients who want a real physician, not the cheapest needle in the plaza, onto your calendar from Linden Hills to Woodbury. Not deal hunters. Booked, cash pay treatments, from a corporate workforce that pays for quality.

Only 4 Minneapolis dermatology slots left this month Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What a fuller skin cancer and cosmetic calendar is worth in a market like Minneapolis.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Twin Cities dermatology campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of skin check, laser, injectable and dry skin patients does to your bottom line, even with a med spa in every Edina and Wayzata plaza.

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$2,000
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$3,500
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An Edina professional on quarterly Botox who adds a winter resurfacing series after a lake heavy summer, then a pigment package, often clears 3k to 6k a year. A Wayzata patient booking a full skin health course, or a St. Paul couple coming in together for skin checks after a season at the cabin, carries real value too. We will calibrate this to your menu on the call.
New cash pay patients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Twin Cities dermatology campaigns, weighted toward the high margin resurfacing, injectable and self pay side, plus the steady dry winter medical volume and the skin cancer demand that lake summers drive. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, how hard you lean into the long winter downtime window, and how aggressive you want to be against the Edina and Wayzata med spas. On the call, we will map this to your Minneapolis practice specifically. Get your personalized Minneapolis projection β†’
How it works

A Minneapolis dermatology growth system, not another "skin ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a Botox reel, send you a spreadsheet of clicks, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your highest margin chairs, skin cancer and Mohs, resurfacing, injectable and cosmetic, with Twin Cities patients who specifically wanted a board certified dermatologist over the med spa down the block in Edina.

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Capture intent across every Twin Cities neighborhood

We get in front of patients across Edina, Wayzata, North Loop, Uptown, Linden Hills, Kenwood and Lowry Hill, over to St. Paul, Summit Avenue and Highland Park, and out to Minnetonka, Eden Prairie, Maple Grove, Plymouth, Woodbury and Lakeville as they search for skin checks and mole mapping, Botox and laser, acne and scar care, rosacea and dry skin. Real buying intent in your zip codes, tuned for a careful, referral driven metro, not vague skin care awareness traffic.

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Turn the brutal dry winter into medical demand

From November through March the Twin Cities live below freezing with wind chill and months of forced air furnace heat that strips the skin barrier, driving real demand for eczema, cracked chapped hands, windburn and rosacea flushing from every subzero to skyway transition. Most practices coast through winter. We push medical dry skin campaigns hard through the cold months so the medical side of your practice stays full while competitors wait for spring.

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Own the post lake season skin cancer check

Minnesota skews fair skinned, carried heavy indoor tanning use for years, and spends every summer on Lake Minnetonka, on the boat and at the cabin up north soaking sun that most people never protect against, plus reflected snow glare all winter. That makes late summer and fall the moment to run full body exam, mole mapping and melanoma awareness campaigns for a population that genuinely needs them but assumes a cold state is low risk. We keep that skin cancer engine running while others ignore it.

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Reach the corporate, cash pay Twin Cities professional

Minneapolis and St. Paul hold one of the densest clusters of Fortune 500 headquarters in the country, Target, Best Buy, UnitedHealth, 3M, U.S. Bancorp and General Mills among them, full of high income professionals on video calls all winter and at the lake all summer. They notice the redness, texture and sun damage, can pay cash and want it evidence first and efficient. We build quiet, credential led campaigns around that reality and route them to booking that fits a packed calendar, turning noticed damage into standing cosmetic and skin health relationships.

Ready to see it applied to your Minneapolis practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the skin check, resurfacing and injectable chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Twin Cities patients who book real dermatology treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with promo shoppers chasing the next Edina discount. We build for patients who want a dermatologist for the long run.

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Built for a referral driven metro

The Twin Cities read reviews, ask their network and compare before they book. We lead with the physician, the credentials and the evidence, which is exactly what wins here.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and zoomed in skin imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through your dry winter, lake summer and fall skin check windows without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Minneapolis dermatology campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Minneapolis dermatology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as high income and referral driven as the Twin Cities, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$4 to $8 CPC
Leads
Qualified skin check and cosmetic inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$140 to $300 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, your average ticket, and how med spa heavy your slice of the Twin Cities is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I used to lose every winter. Now the dry skin and eczema campaigns keep the medical side full from November through March, and the fall skin checks after lake season fill my Mohs and full body exam schedule. The corporate patients who noticed their skin on video calls turned into standing cosmetic clients. I stopped competing with the Edina med spas on price and started competing on being the actual dermatologist."

Dr. Karin L. Β· Dermatology, Minneapolis
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Minneapolis dermatology bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New full body skin check Β· Edina Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New laser resurfacing series Β· North Loop Β· Wed 2:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Botox & filler consult Β· Uptown Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Mohs & skin cancer visit Β· Wayzata Β· Thu 9:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New eczema & dry skin plan Β· Maple Grove Β· Thu 11:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New pigment & sun damage plan Β· St. Paul Β· Fri 3:00pm Β· $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of dermatology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a medical or cosmetic dermatology practice in Minneapolis, St. Paul or the metro, from Edina and Wayzata to Linden Hills, Minnetonka or Woodbury.
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    Are losing cosmetic patients to Edina and Wayzata med spas that outspend you and undercut your price.
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    Coast through the long winter and want the dry skin, eczema and resurfacing downtime demand that the cold months actually create.
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    Want to reach the Fortune 500 corporate workforce, high income patients on video calls all winter and at the lake all summer who pay cash.
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    Want the fall skin check season working for you, catching the sun damage a fair skinned lake and cabin population collects and ignores.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected before and after creative or leads that never booked.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the most affluent, referral driven markets in the Midwest.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the med spas.
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    Don't have a board certified dermatologist or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in the Twin Cities.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a market this crowded.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Minneapolis dermatology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in the Twin Cities all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your treatment menu, how you use the dry winter downtime window and the fall skin check demand, how med spa heavy your slice of the metro is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Minneapolis dermatology practices
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