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Built exclusively for Portland medical & cosmetic dermatology

Portlanders hate feeling upsold.
You are the board certified dermatologist. Be the one they actually trust.

This is a keep it low key, do your research, ask the neighborhood kind of town. People here scroll past the Groupon injector and quietly look for a physician who will not oversell them. Yet on Northwest 23rd and in the Bridgeport and Progress Ridge plazas, promo unit med spas soak up the attention while your best chairs sit open. We build the paid ad engine that routes Rose City patients, the ones who want skill and straight talk over a discount, straight onto your calendar, from the inner east side out to Bethany and Wilsonville. Not coupon shoppers. Booked, cash pay skin work from people who happily pay for the real thing.

Only 4 Portland dermatology slots left this month Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What a fuller rainy season and cosmetic calendar is worth in a market like Portland.

Drag the sliders. Based on real Willamette Valley dermatology campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of laser, injectable, rosacea and skin check patients does to your bottom line, even with a med spa in every Nob Hill and Bridgeport plaza.

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$2,000
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$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$3,500
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$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
A Hillsboro engineer on light quarterly tox who adds a winter laser series and later a pigment package easily clears 3k to 6k a year. A Lake Oswego patient on a full skin health plan, or a West Linn couple booking checks together after a summer on Mount Hood, adds up fast too. We will tune this to your actual menu on the call.
New cash pay patients this month
9 to 13
New booked treatments
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from Willamette Valley dermatology campaigns, weighted toward the high margin resurfacing, injectable and self pay side. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, how much you lean into the long rainy downtime window, and how aggressive you want to be against the Nob Hill and Beaverton med spas. On the call, we will map this to your Portland practice specifically. Get your personalized Portland projection β†’
How it works

A Portland dermatology growth system, not another "skin ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a Botox reel, send you a spreadsheet of clicks, and call it marketing. We built one thing that works: a machine that keeps your best paying chairs busy, laser, injectable, cosmetic and self pay, with Portlanders who went looking for a real doctor and honest results instead of the discount injector on Northwest 23rd.

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Catch the neighborhood by neighborhood search

Buckman, the Pearl, Alberta, Hawthorne, Sellwood, St. Johns and the West Hills, then Lake Oswego, West Linn, Beaverton, Hillsboro, Tigard and Happy Valley, all search a little differently. We put your practice in front of the exact queries each corner types for tox and laser, acne scars, rosacea and flushing, mole checks and skin exams. Buyer intent inside your service radius, tuned for a research heavy, ask around town, not a spray of vague awareness clicks.

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Fill the nine month drizzle window

The long soft overcast from fall into early summer is the ideal runway for anything that needs a week of hiding, since the sun is gone and everyone is already layered up. Meanwhile dry indoor heat keeps eczema and rosacea flaring citywide. Most clinics quietly coast through the wet months. We do the opposite and pack the schedule with the peels, laser and dry skin visits that belong in the dark half of the year while the block waits for June.

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Win the Washington County paycheck

Nike and Adidas, Columbia Sportswear, and the Intel and semiconductor crews in Hillsboro and Beaverton stack tens of thousands of well paid, privacy minded professionals inside your radius. They notice the texture and the tired eyes, they can pay cash, and they want it quiet and never oversold. We reach them with plain, evidence first campaigns and a book on your lunch link, turning a small worry into a standing skin health relationship, with no cross river sales tax in the way.

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Cash in on the bright valley summer

When the rain finally quits, Portland pours outside, the Gorge trails, Mount Hood, floating the rivers, wine touring the Willamette Valley, and pale skin pays the tab. Demand swings to sunscreen, spot checks, skin cancer peace of mind and pre wedding and pre trip glow. We shift the budget into that surge so the chairs stay full through the warm stretch, then hand it straight back to drizzle season resurfacing.

Ready to see it applied to your Portland practice? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the resurfacing and injectable chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching Portland patients who book real dermatology treatments.

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No deal hunters

We won't bury your front desk with promo shoppers chasing the next Northwest 23rd discount. We build for patients who want a dermatologist for the long run.

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Built for a skeptical, natural minded city

Portland distrusts anything that feels oversold or overdone. We lead with the physician, honest expectations and subtle results, which is exactly what wins here.

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Ads that survive review

Before and after photos and zoomed in skin imagery get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs through your rainy season and summer windows without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live Portland dermatology campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact specialty and market.

What to expect

The Portland dermatology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay funnel looks like in a market as competitive and quietly affluent as the Portland metro, based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$4 to $8 CPC
Leads
Qualified cosmetic and skin inquiries
$22 to $50 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed treatment consultations
$50 to $95 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Treatments booked
Acquired & first treatment paid
$140 to $300 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your treatment menu, your average ticket, and how med spa heavy your slice of the Portland metro is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I always thought of the drizzle months as my slow season. Now they are my busiest, packed with peels and laser series while the rest of the block waits for July. The Washington County tech crowd turned into steady cosmetic patients, and they keep coming back because I never push them into anything. I quit fighting the Nob Hill discount spas on price and started winning simply by being the doctor in the room."

Dr. Alison R. Β· Dermatology, Portland
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Portland dermatology bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New rainy season laser resurfacing series Β· Pearl District Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New Botox & filler consult Β· West Hills Β· Wed 2:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New rosacea & flushing visit Β· Alberta Arts Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New full body skin check Β· Lake Oswego Β· Thu 9:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New pigment & melasma plan Β· Beaverton Β· Thu 11:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New acne & scar plan Β· Sellwood Β· Fri 3:00pm Β· $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of dermatology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a medical or cosmetic dermatology practice in Portland or the Willamette Valley, from the Pearl and Alberta to Lake Oswego, Beaverton or Happy Valley.
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    Are losing cosmetic patients to Nob Hill and Beaverton med spas that outspend you and undercut your price.
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    Assume the long rainy off season is dead time and want to fill it with the resurfacing and peels that belong in the low sun window.
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    Want to reach the Nike, Intel and Silicon Forest workforce, high income patients who notice their skin and pay cash.
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    Serve a natural minded patient base that wants subtle, honest results and needs to be marketed to without hype.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected before and after creative or leads that never booked.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) in one of the most competitive skin markets in the Northwest.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Run a coupon or daily deal model and compete only on price with the med spas.
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    Don't have a board certified dermatologist or licensed provider on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency in Portland.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend in a market this crowded.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 Portland dermatology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar in Portland all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your treatment menu, how you use the long rainy downtime window, how med spa heavy your slice of the Portland metro is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your practice.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Portland dermatology practices
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