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Built exclusively for hernia centers & surgeons

The patient acquisition
system that keeps your hernia OR block full.

We put your center in front of people living with a bulge, groin pain or a hernia they have been putting off, and turn them into booked surgical consults for inguinal, umbilical, ventral and hiatal repair. Self pay patients who want minimally invasive or no mesh repair, and insured cases that fill your schedule. Booked repairs.

Only 4 hernia center slots left in May Β· filling fast
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Predictive projections

What could a full hernia repair schedule be worth to you?

Drag the sliders. We'll show you, based on real campaign data from surgical and hernia repair practices, what a steady flow of booked repairs looks like financially.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$5,000
$5,000
$500$4k$8k$12k$15k
Self pay minimally invasive and robotic repairs, plus facility and anesthesia, often push a single case to $4k to $12k. We'll calibrate this on the call.
New hernia patients this month
5 to 8
New repair patients
Revenue from them
$25,000 to $40,000
Patients Γ— avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$300k to $480k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
12x to 18x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from surgical and hernia repair campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your case mix, self pay pricing, and market. On the call, we'll map this to your center specifically. Get your personalized hernia center projection β†’
How it works

A hernia center growth system, not a service.

Most agencies run generic "surgery ads" and hand you a list of people who wanted to know if their bulge is dangerous. We built a predictive system that does one thing: deliver booked surgical consults that convert into repairs, on repeat.

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Intent capture

We position your center in front of people actively searching in your area, hernia repair near me, groin and inguinal hernia, umbilical and belly button hernia, hiatal hernia and acid reflux, and "best hernia surgeon". Real symptoms, real surgical intent, not vague curiosity.

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Fear and cost pre framing

A funnel that answers the quiet questions first, is it dangerous, will I need mesh, how long is recovery, what will it cost and will insurance cover it, so patients arrive already past the hesitation and your coordinator books repairs instead of reassuring the nervous.

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Predictive optimization

The system learns from every consult, imaging order and repair booked, lowering your cost per surgical case month over month and catching the year end surge when patients who have hit their deductible finally schedule.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: consults that turn into inguinal, umbilical, ventral and hiatal repairs. Everything we run ladders up to that number, not clicks or reach.

Ready to see it applied to your hernia center? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your surgical calendar is full, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you new hernia repair patients.

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No "is it serious" tire kickers

We won't flood your coordinator with people who only want to know if a small bulge is an emergency. We pre qualify so consults turn into repairs.

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One focus only

Repairs booked, self pay and insured. Clicks, leads and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your OR block.

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Built for healthcare compliance

Meta and Google are strict about surgical claims and before and after imagery, and hernia mesh is a sensitive topic online. We know what gets flagged and how to write copy and creative that runs clean.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first hernia campaign in under 14 days. No six week "discovery phase". We've done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The hernia center numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical hernia center funnel looks like based on real surgical campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$4 to $9 CPC
Leads
Qualified hernia repair inquiries
$35 to $70 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed surgical consultations
$90 to $170 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Repairs booked
Acquired & surgery scheduled
$250 to $480 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your case mix, self pay pricing, and market competition. On the call, we'll map this to your center.
Real clinics. Real results.

Surgical practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We used to live on referrals from primary care and the ER, which meant some weeks we were slammed and others the OR sat half empty. Now the consults come in steadily, and the people who book actually want the repair done."

Dr. Marcus H., MD, FACS Β· General & Hernia Surgery
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Hernia consults, last 7 days
πŸ“… New inguinal hernia consult Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New umbilical repair eval Β· Tue 2:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New robotic repair consult Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New hiatal hernia consult Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New ventral repair eval Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New no mesh repair consult Β· Fri 1:00pm Β· $$$
+8 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of surgical and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Own or run a hernia center or surgical practice offering inguinal, umbilical, ventral, hiatal, robotic or no mesh repair.
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    Have open consult slots and gaps in your OR block and uneven month to month surgical volume.
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    Lean heavily on primary care and ER referrals but know that pipeline is unpredictable and shrinking.
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    Want both self pay and insured cases with a healthy, profitable mix you control.
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    Are losing patients to hospital systems and larger groups that outspend you online.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next month's surgeries will hold up.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want high value surgical patients.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Only want free "is my hernia dangerous" inquiries with no intent to treat.
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    Don't have a board certified surgeon performing the repairs.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed surgery numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 hernia center slots open this month

If you want an OR schedule that stays full without chasing referrals,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your center.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your case mix, your market, your self pay pricing and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your hernia center.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for hernia centers and surgeons
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