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Built exclusively for lymphatic drainage and post op recovery clinics

The patient acquisition
system that books your recovery table, without waiting on surgeon referrals.

We put your clinic in front of the locals searching right now for post op lymphatic massage, manual drainage and swelling relief after surgery. Then we land them on your calendar and keep the good ones coming back. Not a slow week between referrals. Not one canceled surgeon relationship away from an empty schedule. Booked, rebooking recovery clients that fill your table every week.

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Predictive projections

What is a full recovery calendar actually worth?

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from lymphatic drainage and post op recovery clinics, what predictable client volume looks like once patients find you directly instead of waiting for a card from their surgeon.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$900
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A single drainage session may be $90, but a post op patient books a package of five to ten and often adds wellness maintenance after. Most clinics land between $600 and $2,400 over six months once packages, memberships and referrals are counted. We will calibrate this on the call.
New recovery clients this month
22 to 34
New booked recovery clients that come in
Revenue from them
$19,800 to $30,600
Clients × avg client value
12 month cumulative revenue
$237k to $367k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
9.9x to 15.3x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from lymphatic and post op recovery campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your package pricing, how well your front desk converts a first session into a full plan, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized lymphatic clinic projection →
How it works

A recovery clinic growth system, not a service.

Most drainage clinics ride the summer surgery wave, live on two or three surgeons who could send patients elsewhere tomorrow, and post before and after photos hoping someone books. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of local post op and wellness clients on your table every week and keep the ones who want to stay.

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Intent capture

We reach people in your city searching right now for post op lymphatic massage, drainage after a tummy tuck or BBL, swelling relief and manual lymphatic drainage near me. Real intent from patients who already had surgery or are about to, not vague scrolling that never books.

02

Compliant by design

Detox, toxin removal, inch loss and lymphedema cure claims sit deep inside sensitive health policy on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns keep running through your busiest surgery season instead of getting flagged for promising to melt or cure anything.

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Packages, not one offs

A funnel built to attract people who want a full recovery done right, then guide them from a single session into your five and ten session post op packages, then into wellness maintenance. A one time client becomes a repeat name, so your revenue does not reset the moment surgery season slows.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: sessions booked, tables filled every week, and a client list that grows month over month without a single new surgeon referral. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

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Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your table is booked and your recovery client list is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked local post op and wellness clients.

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No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged with reckless detox, inch loss or lymphedema cure copy. We know exactly what triggers sensitive health review and how to write drainage campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked sessions and full packages. Likes on your before and after posts do not pay rent. We report on what fills your table and your bank.

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Off the referral leash

We build a client pipeline you own, so one surgeon going quiet or opening their own in house recovery room does not empty your week.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant drainage campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The lymphatic clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical post op drainage funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Local post op and recovery seekers on your offer page
$1.30 to $3.60 CPC
Leads
Qualified drainage and recovery inquiries
$12 to $28 CPL
Sessions booked
Confirmed new drainage appointments
$26 to $58 CPA
Sessions show
Client on your table for the first visit
65% to 85% show rate
Packages started
First session turns into a post op plan
$55 to $115 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your package pricing, your front desk conversion from a single session into a full plan, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Recovery and post op clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I used to sit and wait for two surgeons to send me their patients, and a slow referral week meant an empty table. Now patients find me directly the week they book their surgery, and most of them buy the full package up front. My calendar is finally mine."

Owner · Post Op Recovery Studio
Recovery Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Recovery bookings, last 7 days
📅 New post op drainage · Tue 10:30am · $$
📅 New post BBL package · Wed 12:00pm · $$$
📅 New manual lymphatic drainage · Wed 4:00pm · $
📅 New post tummy tuck plan · Thu 9:30am · $$$
📅 New wellness maintenance · Thu 2:30pm · $$
📅 New post op drainage · Fri 5:00pm · $$
+19 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of recovery and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a lymphatic drainage clinic, post op recovery studio or manual drainage practice or add post surgical care inside a med spa or wellness center.
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    Depend on a couple of surgeons for referrals and feel it every time one goes quiet or opens their own in house recovery room.
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    Live on the summer surgery wave and want a table that stays booked through the slower months too.
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    Lose clients after their post op package ends and want them to stay for wellness maintenance and refer friends heading into surgery.
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    Are certified and trained in proper post surgical drainage and want to attract patients who value safe technique over the cheapest table in town.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next week's calendar will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to make detox, toxin flush, guaranteed inch loss or lymphedema cure claims. We do not do that, ever.
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    Are not certified or trained to perform post surgical lymphatic drainage safely.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed client numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
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If you want a recovery table that stays booked without chasing referrals,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your package pricing, your recovery conversion, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your lymphatic drainage clinic.

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