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Built exclusively for massage therapy clinics

The patient acquisition
system that keeps your massage tables full, not just on weekends.

We put your clinic in front of locals looking right now for a licensed massage therapist, relief from neck and back pain, deep tissue, sports and prenatal work. Then we turn that first session into a standing appointment. Not Groupon hoppers. Not one and done gift card redeemers. Booked, rebooking clients that fill your tables all week.

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Predictive projections

What is a table full of repeat clients actually worth?

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from massage therapy and wellness clinics, what predictable client volume looks like once your tables turn over all week and one time visitors become monthly regulars.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$540
$540
$150$750$1.5k$2.2k$3k
A single session may be $90 to $130, but a client on a monthly membership or a package of six is worth far more. Most massage clinics land between $400 and $1,500 over six months once memberships and standing appointments are in play. We will calibrate this on the call.
New massage clients this month
22 to 34
New booked sessions that come in
Revenue from them
$11,880 to $18,360
Clients × avg client value
12 month cumulative revenue
$142k to $220k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
5.9x to 9.2x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from massage and wellness campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your session pricing, how well you convert first visits into memberships, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized massage clinic projection →
How it works

A massage clinic growth system, not a service.

Most massage clinics live and die by referrals, Groupon and the weekend rush, then watch the tables sit empty midweek and the discount crowd disappear the moment the deal ends. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of local clients on your tables every day and turn them into regulars who rebook.

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Intent capture

We reach people in your city searching right now for a massage therapist near me, deep tissue, sports or prenatal massage, and relief from neck, back and shoulder pain. Real intent to book a session, not idle scrolling that never walks through your door.

02

Compliant by design

Pain relief, injury and wellness claims sit inside sensitive policy on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns keep running and your ad account stays safe instead of getting flagged for over promising a cure.

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Regulars, not one offs

A funnel built to attract clients who want ongoing relief, then guide them toward your membership and package offers, so a single session becomes a monthly habit and your revenue stops depending on the next discount deal.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: sessions booked, tables filled midweek, and a membership list that grows month over month. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

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Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your tables are full and your membership list is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked local massage clients.

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No discount dependence

No more renting bargain hunters from Groupon and ClassPass who vanish after one cheap session. We bring clients who value your work and come back at full price.

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One focus only

Booked sessions and new members. Clicks, likes and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your tables and your bank.

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Built for repeat revenue

We warm clients toward memberships and packages, so you build recurring income instead of chasing a brand new crowd every single month.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant massage campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The massage clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical massage therapy funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Local pain and relief seekers on your offer page
$1.20 to $3.50 CPC
Leads
Qualified massage and bodywork inquiries
$12 to $28 CPL
Sessions booked
Confirmed new massage appointments
$26 to $58 CPA
Sessions show
Client is on the table
65% to 85% show rate
Regulars started
First visit turns into a rebooking or plan
$55 to $120 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your session pricing, your front desk conversion into memberships, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Massage and wellness clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We were living on Groupon and weekend walk ins and burning out. Now our weekday tables fill up and a big chunk of new people sign onto a monthly membership. That recurring income finally let me hire a second therapist."

Owner · Therapeutic Massage Clinic
Wellness Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Massage sessions, last 7 days
📅 New deep tissue · Tue 10:30am · $$
📅 New back & neck pain relief · Wed 12:00pm · $$
📅 New sports massage · Wed 5:30pm · $$
📅 New prenatal massage · Thu 11:00am · $$
📅 New membership signup · Thu 3:00pm · $$$
📅 New couples massage · Fri 6:00pm · $$$
+18 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of massage, wellness and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a massage therapy clinic, therapeutic or medical massage practice, sports or deep tissue studio with licensed therapists.
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    Have tables that sit empty midweek while you wait on the weekend rush and referrals to save the month.
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    Are tired of Groupon and ClassPass bringing bargain hunters who take the cheap first session and never come back.
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    Are watching Massage Envy and franchise chains and want to own the trusted, skilled option in your market.
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    Want clients who value the work and rebook at full price, not just whoever has the lowest priced deal.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next Tuesday's tables will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to make cure, detox or guaranteed pain relief claims about massage. We do not do that, ever.
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    Do not have licensed massage therapists doing the work.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed client numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare or wellness. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 massage clinic slots open this month

If you want massage tables that stay full all week,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your session pricing, your membership conversion, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your massage clinic.

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