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Built exclusively for peripheral neuropathy clinics

A steady stream of neuropathy patients
who want their feet back, booked straight onto your consult calendar.

Somewhere near your clinic tonight, someone is lying awake because their feet feel like they are on fire, their toes have gone numb, and their balance is slipping. Their doctor shrugged and reached for the prescription pad. We find that person the moment they start searching for another answer, warm them up, and hand them to you as a ready to book consult. Cash ready people who are done just coping, not clicks and not no shows.

Only 4 neuropathy clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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30 min Β· No cost Β· No pitch
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Predictive projections

Put a real dollar figure on a full neuropathy schedule.

Move the two sliders to your own budget and program price. Using ranges we have actually seen across neuropathy campaigns, you will get a grounded picture of what a week of new consults is worth once those open provider hours are filled with paying patients.

πŸ‘‡ Drag the sliders to match your clinic
$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$4,200
$4,200
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
Most neuropathy clinics price full programs between $3k and $7k cash pay across the full protocol (exam, nerve assessment, in office sessions, and supportive home care). We will calibrate this on the call.
New program patients this month
9 to 13
New booked consults that start care
Program revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients Γ— avg program value
12 month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
Every range here comes from live neuropathy campaigns. Where you land inside it depends on your fee, how well your team closes a consult, and how crowded your local market is. Book the call and we will rebuild this projection around your clinic. Get your personalized neuropathy projection β†’
How it works

A neuropathy growth system, not a service.

Here is the trap most neuropathy clinics fall into. They build a genuinely good program, offer it to the diabetics and pain patients already on their roster, get a nice initial bump, then watch it flatten once everyone who knows them has said yes or no. The equipment and the provider hours sit there half used. We engineer a repeatable, policy safe machine whose entire job is to keep new faces, people who have never heard your clinic name, landing on your consult calendar week after week.

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Catch them mid search

The moment someone in your area types numb feet, tingling that will not stop, or an alternative to gabapentin into Google or scrolls past it on Facebook, your offer is what meets them. We target the symptom and the worry behind it, the fear of a cane, a walker, a fall, so the traffic is people already looking for a way out.

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Ads that survive health review

Nerve damage, diabetes and neuropathy language lives inside the strictest tier of Meta and Google policy. One careless promise of a reversal and the account is gone. We write and structure every asset to clear that review the first time, which is why our clients keep running while sloppier competitors get shut off.

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Warm them before they call

Between the first click and your front desk, we teach the patient how your protocol actually works and why it is different from another pill. By the time they request a consult they already believe there may be hope and understand this is a real investment, so your team is not starting from scratch or defending a price.

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Consults, not vanity metrics

We are graded on one line: how many new neuropathy consults showed up and how many started care. Reach, likes and impressions are just the plumbing. If the schedule is not filling, nothing else counts, and we run the numbers with you that way.

Ready to see it applied to your neuropathy clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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Nothing to lock you in

We work month to month on purpose. The day your consult calendar stops filling is the day you should be free to walk, so we earn the next month every month.

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Zero to begin

No onboarding invoice, no build fee. Every dollar you commit is pointed at one target, putting neuropathy patients in front of your providers.

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Your ad account stays alive

The fastest way to lose a neuropathy campaign is a cure or reversal claim that trips health review. We know the exact words and framing that keep your account in good standing instead of suspended overnight.

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Judged on one number

Consults that showed and programs that started. That is the only scoreboard we care about, and the only one we send you.

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Made for a cash protocol

Because we educate before the consult, patients walk in understanding the value of your program. The conversation is about their nerves and their life, not sticker shock over the fee.

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Live inside two weeks

We have launched this vertical before, so there is no endless discovery. Signed today means your first compliant neuropathy campaign is running in under 14 days.

What to expect

The neuropathy clinic numbers, with nothing hidden.

Start a campaign at $2,000/month and this is the shape of a typical neuropathy funnel, stage by stage, pulled from work we have already run.

Clicks
People with numb, burning or heavy feet landing on your page
$2 to $6 CPC
Leads
Inquiries that fit your neuropathy program
$20 to $45 CPL
Consults booked
A time held on your calendar for a nerve evaluation
$45 to $95 CPA
Consults show
They walk in and sit down for the assessment
60% to 80% show rate
Programs started
They commit and begin the protocol with you
$120 to $260 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your program price, your consult close rate, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Neuropathy and nerve pain clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We had a great neuropathy program and nobody outside our four walls knew about it. Now brand new patients with numb, burning feet book consults every week and my provider schedule is finally full."

Dr. Renee K. Β· Integrated Neuropathy & Nerve Recovery
Nerve & Neuropathy Recovery Center
+28 new patients in 60 days
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Neuropathy consults, last 7 days
πŸ“… New burning feet consult Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New diabetic neuropathy eval Β· Wed 2:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New numbness & tingling consult Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New balance & falls eval Β· Thu 9:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New off gabapentin consult Β· Thu 11:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New chemo neuropathy eval Β· Fri 3:00pm Β· $$$
+13 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of neuropathy and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    You run a neuropathy program in your own clinic or as part of an integrated practice, treating tingling, numbness, burning feet and diabetic or chemotherapy related nerve damage.
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    Your schedule swings month to month and there are open provider hours you would love to see booked.
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    You have already worked your own patient list and now need strangers in your city to discover you.
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    You want to be the drug free name for neuropathy before the local pain clinics and podiatry groups claim that spot.
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    You would rather have fewer, serious patients who can commit to a cash program than a flood of price shoppers who vanish.
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    You want to see the math behind next month instead of hoping it works out.
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    You can put at least $2k a month behind ads and let us run them compliantly.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    You want ads that promise to cure or reverse neuropathy. That crosses a line we will not cross.
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    No licensed provider is actually examining patients and owning the care plan.
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    Your only question about an agency is who is cheapest.
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    You want a signed guarantee of exact patient counts. Anyone honest in this space will not give you one.
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    A $2,000 a month ad budget is out of reach right now.
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    You are outside healthcare. This is all we do, no exceptions.
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    You need to approve every headline and audience. Hire us to drive, or do not.
4 neuropathy clinic slots open this month

Want the open hours on your neuropathy schedule filled?
Let us walk you through exactly how, for your clinic.

Thirty free minutes, zero pitch. We will look at your fee, your close rate, your city and your budget, then give you a straight answer on whether this fits your neuropathy practice or not.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
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