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Built exclusively for IV therapy and hydration clinics

The patient acquisition
system that keeps every IV chair full, not just on Saturdays.

We put your lounge in front of locals looking right now for immunity, energy, recovery and hydration drips. Then we turn that first visit into a repeat membership. Not weekend only walk ins. Not one and done tire kickers. Booked, rebooking IV clients that fill your chairs all week.

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Predictive projections

See what a lounge full of members is actually worth.

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from IV therapy and hydration clinics, what predictable client volume looks like once your chairs turn over all week and one time drips become monthly members.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$900
$900
$250$1k$2k$3k$4k
A single drip may be $150, but a member who comes twice a month or buys a package is worth far more. Most IV clinics land between $600 and $2,000 over six months once memberships and NAD programs are added. We will calibrate this on the call.
New IV clients this month
22 to 34
New booked visits that come in
Revenue from them
$19,800 to $30,600
Clients × avg client value
12 month cumulative revenue
$237k to $367k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
9.9x to 15.3x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from IV therapy campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your drip and package pricing, how well you convert first visits into members, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized IV clinic projection →
How it works

An IV clinic growth system, not a service.

Most IV lounges live and die by the weekend rush, big events and hangover season, then watch the chairs sit empty Monday through Thursday. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of local clients into your chairs every day and turn them into members who come back.

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Intent capture

We reach people in your city searching right now for an IV drip, immunity boost, energy and recovery hydration, or NAD near me. Real intent to book a visit, not vague scrolling that never walks through your door.

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Compliant by design

Immunity, detox, energy and recovery claims sit inside sensitive policy on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns keep running and your ad account stays safe instead of getting flagged for over promising a cure.

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Members, not one offs

A funnel built to attract clients who want a routine, then guide them toward your membership and package offers, so a single drip becomes a monthly habit and your revenue stops depending on the next big weekend.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: visits booked, chairs filled midweek, and a membership list that grows month over month. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

Ready to see it applied to your IV clinic? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your chairs are full and your membership list is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked local IV clients.

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No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged with reckless immunity, detox or cure copy. We know exactly what triggers sensitive health review and how to write IV campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked visits and new members. Clicks, likes and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your chairs and your bank.

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Built for repeat revenue

We warm clients toward memberships and packages, so you build recurring income instead of chasing a brand new crowd every single weekend.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant IV campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The IV clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical IV therapy funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Local drip seekers on your offer page
$1.50 to $4 CPC
Leads
Qualified IV and hydration inquiries
$14 to $32 CPL
Visits booked
Confirmed new IV appointments
$30 to $65 CPA
Visits show
Client sits down in the chair
65% to 85% show rate
Members started
First visit turns into a rebooking or plan
$60 to $130 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your drip pricing, your front desk conversion into memberships, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

IV and wellness clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We used to only fill up on weekends and after events. Now our chairs turn over midweek too, and half of the new people sign up for a membership. That recurring income changed everything for us."

Owner · IV Hydration Lounge
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
IV visits, last 7 days
📅 New immunity drip · Tue 11:00am · $$
📅 New energy & B12 booster · Wed 1:30pm · $$
📅 New recovery IV · Wed 5:00pm · $$
📅 New NAD session · Thu 10:00am · $$$
📅 New membership signup · Thu 2:00pm · $$$
📅 New hydration drip · Fri 4:30pm · $$
+19 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of IV therapy and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run an IV therapy clinic, hydration lounge, drip bar or mobile IV service offering immunity, energy, recovery, NAD and Myers style drips.
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    Have chairs that sit empty midweek while you wait on the weekend rush and event season to save the month.
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    Are stuck with one time walk ins and want repeat members who rebook instead of vanishing after a single drip.
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    Are watching med spas and gyms add cheap IV and want to own the trusted, licensed option in your market.
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    Want qualified local clients who value clean protocols and results, not just whoever has the lowest priced drip.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next Tuesday's chairs will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to make detox, cure or guaranteed immunity claims about IV drips. We do not do that, ever.
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    Do not have licensed providers overseeing your drips and screening clients.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed client numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 IV clinic slots open this month

If you want IV chairs that stay full all week,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your drip pricing, your membership conversion, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your IV clinic.

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