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Built exclusively for Pittsburgh & Allegheny County orthopedic & sports medicine surgeons

In a city this old and this hilly, worn out joints are a daily event.
Be the surgeon Pittsburgh searches out, not the one a referral pad happens to name.

Picture the real patient. A woman in Mount Lebanon has climbed her own front steps twice a day for thirty years, and this winter her knee finally quit on the ice. She does not have an orthopedic surgeon on speed dial, so she types one into her phone and reads every review before she calls. That is Pittsburgh in one person: older than almost any metro in the country, loyal but skeptical, and deciding the surgeon from search results and the word of a neighbor rather than a hospital handout. Multiply her by the Great Allegheny Passage cyclists wrecking knees, the Seven Springs skiers guarding shoulders, the Lawrenceville twenty somethings who blew out an ankle on a brick street, and the Fox Chapel executive quietly weighing a hip replacement. They are all looking right now. The trouble is UPMC and Allegheny Health Network have bought so much brand space that an independent surgeon feels invisible. We fix that: we put your practice directly in front of those searches and book joint replacement, sports injury and cash pay regenerative consults, so your schedule stops depending on who a system feels like referring.

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Predictive projections

Put a dollar figure on a full week of Pittsburgh consults.

Drag the sliders to look like your own practice. The ranges are pulled from orthopedic campaigns we have run across Allegheny County and the surrounding region, so the math reflects a real Pittsburgh case mix, not a national average smoothed flat.

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One replacement consult that books surgery, or a meniscus workup that becomes a scope, dwarfs a routine covered visit. A regenerative injection series is thousands on its own, paid up front. And an Upper St. Clair or Cranberry patient who trusts you with one knee tends to come back for the other, then a shoulder a couple years later. We tune this to your actual numbers live on the call.
New patients this month
7 to 11
New booked consults
Revenue from them
$31,500 to $49,500
Patients Γ— avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$378k to $594k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
15.7x to 24.7x
Revenue per $1 spent
The numbers lean on high value replacement and regenerative cases, steadied by the dependable drip of winter fractures and second opinions that keeps a Pittsburgh week from going quiet. Your real result turns on three things: the procedures you want to grow, whether you ride the winter ice and spring marathon surges, and how hard UPMC and AHN are bidding in your ZIP codes. We size all of that to your practice on the call. Get your personalized Pittsburgh projection β†’
How it works

An engine for booked Pittsburgh cases, not a vendor selling you reels.

Plenty of agencies will post a recovery clip, send a dashboard of clicks and call it marketing. We aim at one outcome only: your calendar filling with the cases that actually pay, joint replacement, sports and overuse injuries, spine and hand, and cash pay regenerative work, booked by Pittsburgh patients who picked you deliberately instead of accepting whoever a front desk routed them to.

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Which parts of the Pittsburgh map actually book surgery with you?

Nobody in Cranberry drives forty minutes down 79 and through the tunnels to reach Oakland if a closer surgeon will see them, and a family in Mount Lebanon thinks in terms of the South Hills, not the city. So we stop treating the metro as one audience. The money corridor of Fox Chapel, Sewickley, Upper St. Clair, Shadyside and Squirrel Hill searches like it pays cash and reads reviews. Cranberry and Wexford up north behave like their own county, full of young families and relocated professionals. Lawrenceville and the South Side skew younger and active, Robinson and the airport corridor lean working family, and Monroeville and the Mon Valley carry the older blue collar patients whose knees and hips have earned their replacement. Each gets copy written for the person in that ZIP, not a blended Pittsburgh stranger.

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How do I win when UPMC basically runs this town?

By refusing to fight on their terms. UPMC is the largest employer in the region and its sports medicine arm is stitched onto the Steelers and Penguins, while Allegheny Health Network answers with its own institute and billboards along the parkways. That buys them awareness and nothing sharper. Awareness does not capture the woman who already knows her knee needs replacing, or the man quietly getting a second opinion before he lets a giant system operate, or the Carnegie Mellon transplant who has no idea which name is the local default. Those are high intent, low loyalty searches, and they are affordable precisely because the systems build for stadium signage, not for a retiree at midnight typing her exact diagnosis into Google. We live in that gap.

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What time of year does Pittsburgh actually hurt itself?

The weather writes your injury mix. Winter is the heaviest stretch, because this city runs on hills, brick streets and public staircases, and one ice storm fills the fracture clinic with wrists, ankles and broken hips, while the long gray cold is when people finally schedule the replacement they avoided all summer. May brings the Pittsburgh Marathon and the training miles before it, so spring hands you knees, hips and cranky IT bands. Summer sends riders down the Great Allegheny Passage, kayakers onto the Allegheny, Mon and Ohio, and golfers out across the South Hills, and the pickleball courts fire up from Cranberry to Mt. Lebanon, a reliable harvest of torn shoulders and tennis elbow. Then ski season at Seven Springs and Hidden Valley rounds out the year. We buy ahead of each wave instead of chasing it late.

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Where do the cash pay regenerative patients come from here?

Never from a referral, because no insurer pays for PRP or orthobiologics, so there is no referral to send. These patients open their own wallets, and they only reach you through search. Pittsburgh is full of the type: the masters cyclist grinding the GAP trail, the skier nursing a shoulder, the runner who refuses to stop logging miles on the trails along the rivers, the Fox Chapel and Sewickley boomers determined to keep the golf game and stay off the table. We create that demand and land it in a booking flow a UPMC, Highmark, PNC or BNY Mellon professional can finish on a lunch break, so the high margin visit is yours and no payer gets a say in it.

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Why this is different

Starting is the easy part.

No lock in, no buzzwords, no invoice you did not see coming. If the calendar stays empty, you leave.

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Walk away any month

No contract holds you. You renew with us for exactly one reason, because consults keep landing on your Pittsburgh calendar, and the day they stop, you close the invoice and owe nothing more.

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No setup fee, ever

We do not bill a dime before a single ad goes live. What you budget goes to reaching the winter fracture patients, the trail athletes and the replacement shoppers, not a padded onboarding invoice.

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Nobody upstream controls your month

You stop waiting to see whether a primary care office or an ER feels generous this quarter. Patients arrive because they searched, compared and chose you, full stop.

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Built for a loyal, review driven town

Pittsburghers trust the neighbor and the review before the billboard. Our ads lead with your credentials, your outcomes and real patient voices, which is exactly how this market decides.

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Ads that survive the policy review

Imaging, operative photos and symptom language are what get orthopedic accounts frozen. We write and build to stay compliant, so you are not dark during winter fracture season or marathon week.

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Running inside two weeks

Approve it today and your first Pittsburgh campaign is live within fourteen days. There is no endless discovery phase, because independent orthopedics is the only thing this machine was built to run.

What to expect

A $2,000 month in Pittsburgh, with nothing hidden.

This is the honest shape of a $2,000/month funnel in a market with friendlier click prices than the coasts but serious system competition, taken from orthopedic campaigns we have actually run across the region rather than a pitch deck.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $8 CPC
Leads
Joint, sports and cash pay injection inquiries worth following up
$28 to $55 CPL
Consults booked
Locked in appointments on your calendar
$65 to $120 CPA
Show ups
Patients who actually arrive for the visit
60% to 80% show rate
Patients acquired
Booked & treatment plan started
$165 to $340 CAC
Move any of these and the rest move too, depending on which procedures you push, what a case is worth to you, and how heavily UPMC and AHN are spending around your ZIP codes. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.
Real practices. Real results.

Practices like yours are already seeing it work.

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"For years my volume rose and fell with whoever upstream decided to refer, and a single retirement at a primary care group could gut my month. The campaigns changed the direction patients came from. They started arriving on their own, the GAP trail cyclists, the South Hills retirees finally done delaying a knee, the ones booking a second opinion before they let a big system touch their hip, and a surprising number were younger folks who had just moved here for a job at Pitt or CMU and knew no one. The cash pay regenerative patients covered the spend by themselves, then came back for the other joint. I quit trying to outspend UPMC and just became the surgeon Pittsburgh wanted to find."

Dr. Alex M. Β· Orthopedic surgery, Pittsburgh
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Pittsburgh orthopedic bookings, last 7 days
πŸ“… New knee replacement consult Β· Mount Lebanon Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New hip replacement second opinion Β· Fox Chapel Β· Wed 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New rotator cuff evaluation Β· Shadyside Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New PRP & regenerative consult Β· Cranberry Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New wrist fracture visit Β· Lawrenceville Β· Thu 2:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New meniscus & ACL consult Β· Upper St. Clair Β· Fri 11:00am Β· $$$
+10 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of orthopedic and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Own an independent orthopedic or sports medicine practice in the Pittsburgh region, from a Shadyside or Oakland office to a clinic out in Cranberry, the South Hills, Monroeville or Robinson.
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    Are tired of one referral source dictating your volume and the whiplash every time a retirement or hire changes its patient flow.
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    Would rather own the searches the systems overlook than waste budget bidding against UPMC and AHN on their own names.
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    Offer cash pay PRP or orthobiologics and want a dependable stream of self paying patients no insurer can shut off.
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    Intend to work the Pittsburgh seasons deliberately, winter ice and fractures, spring marathon, summer trails and rivers, then the ski and replacement run.
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    Have been stung before by a frozen ad account or bought leads that never turned into a kept appointment.
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    Can put at least $2k a month behind ads to go toe to toe with UPMC and Allegheny Health Network.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Plan to win on being the cheapest sticker price in town.
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    Have no board certified surgeon or licensed provider standing behind the work.
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    Are shopping purely for the lowest marketing quote in Western Pennsylvania.
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    Want a guaranteed patient count in writing, which no honest partner will ever sign.
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    Cannot put at least $2,000 a month behind ads against competition this entrenched.
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    Run anything outside healthcare. It is the only field we work in, no exceptions.
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    Must personally approve every headline rather than let the system run.
4 Pittsburgh orthopedic slots open this month

If you want a predictable surgical and injection schedule in Pittsburgh all year,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Thirty free minutes, no sales theater. We go through your procedure mix, the Pittsburgh ZIP codes you want to own, how you would ride the winter fracture and spring marathon months against the ski and replacement window, and how aggressively UPMC and AHN are bidding on top of you. Then we tell you straight whether this is a fit and where it is not.

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