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Built exclusively for peptide therapy and longevity clinics

The patient acquisition
system that fills your peptide protocols without getting your ads banned.

Peptides live inside the most heavily policed ad categories on the internet: weight loss, hormones and supplements. We reach the cash pay patients already searching for recovery, fat loss, energy and longevity, explain your protocols in plain language, and get them booked. Real consults that convert into protocols, not curious clicks that never call.

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Predictive projections

What is a full book of peptide patients actually worth?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from peptide, hormone and longevity clinics, we will show you what predictable consult volume looks like once curious searchers turn into patients on supervised protocols with monthly refills.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$1,800
$1,800
$500$2k$3.5k$5k$6k
A single consult may be $200, but a patient on a six month recovery, GLP 1 or growth hormone protocol with monthly refills is worth far more. Most peptide clinics land between $1,200 and $4,000 over six months once protocols and labs are added. We will calibrate this on the call.
New peptide patients this month
14 to 22
New booked consults that come in
Revenue from them
$25,200 to $39,600
Patients Γ— avg patient value
12 month cumulative revenue
$302k to $475k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
12.6x to 19.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from peptide and hormone campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your protocol pricing, how well you convert consults into programs, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized peptide clinic projection β†’
How it works

A peptide clinic growth system, not a service.

Most peptide clinics grow on word of mouth and a few referrals, then hit a wall the moment they try paid ads and watch campaigns get disapproved or accounts flagged overnight. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of qualified cash pay patients into your consult calendar and keep them on protocol.

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Outcome first targeting

Most people search the result, not the word peptide. We reach the ones already looking for faster recovery, fat loss, better sleep, energy and healthy aging, then bridge them to your protocols. Real intent to fix something, not idle scrolling.

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Compliant by design

Weight loss, hormones and supplements are three of the most policed ad categories there are, and peptides touch all three. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns keep running and your ad account stays alive instead of getting banned for anti aging or cure claims.

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Protocols, not one off vials

A funnel built to attract patients who want an ongoing result, then guide them toward your supervised program with labs and refills, so a first consult becomes a six or twelve month protocol and your revenue stops depending on the next referral.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: consults booked, patients started on protocol, and a refill list that grows month over month. Everything we do ladders up to that number, and we report on it, not clicks.

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Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your consult calendar is full and your protocol list is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked cash pay peptide patients.

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No banned accounts

We will not torch your ad account with reckless weight loss, hormone or anti aging copy. We know exactly what triggers sensitive category review and how to write peptide campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked consults and started protocols. Clicks, likes and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your calendar and your bank.

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Built for recurring revenue

We warm patients toward supervised protocols and monthly refills, so you build predictable recurring income instead of chasing a brand new patient every month.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant peptide campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The peptide clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical peptide therapy funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Local outcome seekers on your offer page
$2 to $6 CPC
Leads
Qualified peptide and protocol inquiries
$25 to $55 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed new peptide consults
$55 to $110 CPA
Consults show
Patient shows for the consult
65% to 85% show rate
Protocols started
Consult turns into a supervised program
$110 to $210 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your protocol pricing, your consult to program conversion, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Peptide and wellness clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We were terrified to run ads after getting our account banned twice. These guys got our peptide campaigns approved and running, and now most of our new patients start on a protocol instead of buying one vial and vanishing."

Medical Director Β· Peptide & Longevity Clinic
Wellness Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Longevity Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Peptide consults, last 7 days
πŸ“… New recovery peptide consult Β· Tue 10:00am Β· $$
πŸ“… New GLP 1 weight loss consult Β· Wed 12:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New growth hormone protocol Β· Wed 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New longevity consult Β· Thu 9:30am Β· $$
πŸ“… New protocol refill signup Β· Thu 1:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New sexual wellness consult Β· Fri 3:30pm Β· $$
+13 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of peptide, hormone and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a peptide therapy, longevity, hormone or regenerative clinic offering recovery, growth hormone, weight loss or wellness protocols with medical oversight.
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    Have had ads disapproved or an account banned and are nervous to try paid campaigns again.
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    Are stuck relying on referrals and word of mouth and want a predictable stream of new cash pay patients.
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    Keep selling one off vials and want patients who commit to a supervised protocol with monthly refills.
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    Are watching GLP 1 telehealth and med spas flood the market and want to own the licensed, medically supervised option locally.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next month's consult calendar will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to make cure, guaranteed anti aging or miracle fat loss claims about peptides. We do not do that, ever.
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    Do not have licensed providers overseeing protocols, labs and dosing.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
Good questions

Everything you're wondering, answered.

Do you only work with peptide therapy clinics?
We work exclusively with healthcare practices, and peptide therapy is a vertical we understand deeply. We know how to market recovery, growth hormone, weight loss and longevity peptides in a way that brings in cash pay patients who commit to a protocol, without the reckless anti aging and cure style claims that get peptide clinic ad accounts flagged or shut down. Your medicine stays your medicine. We handle getting the right patient in the door.
Meta and Google keep restricting my peptide ads. Can you actually run them?
Yes, and this is where most peptide clinics get burned. Peptides sit at the intersection of weight loss, hormones and supplements, which are three of the most heavily policed ad categories there are. Bold before and after promises, hormone talk and specific compound names trigger disapprovals and account bans fast. We write every ad and landing page to describe who you help and how a program works, so campaigns pass review and your account stays alive instead of getting killed mid month.
Most people do not even know what peptide therapy is. How do you get them to book?
That education gap is your biggest hidden cost, and it is fixable. Plenty of people already search for the outcome they want, faster recovery, better sleep, fat loss, more energy, without knowing the word peptide. We meet them at that outcome, explain in plain language how a supervised protocol works, and build the trust that turns a curious click into a booked consult. You stop paying to teach the whole internet and start paying to reach the people ready to start.
How do you turn a first consult into a patient who stays on a protocol?
One off vials are the trap that keeps peptide clinics stuck. Our funnels attract people who want an ongoing result, not a single injection, then set the expectation that peptides work over a supervised course with labs and check ins. We route new patients toward your program and refill offers so a first consult becomes a three, six or twelve month protocol. Recurring protocol revenue is what makes a peptide clinic stable instead of month to month.
How is a peptide clinic agency different from a general marketing agency?
A general agency will run your peptide ads the same way it runs a plumber's, and your account gets flagged in week one because it has no idea that weight loss, hormone and supplement language is a minefield. We only do healthcare, we know which words and images trip sensitive category review, and we know how peptide patients actually decide. Before you hire anyone, ask them to name three things that get a peptide ad disapproved. If they cannot, keep looking.
GLP 1 telehealth and med spas are everywhere now. How do we compete?
You do not win that on price or convenience, and we will not try to. A mail order GLP 1 script with no bloodwork is not the same as a licensed clinic running real labs, dosing safely and adjusting the protocol. Your ideal patient learns that difference the moment you tell them. We position you on medical oversight, safety and results, so you attract people who want a real provider over the cheapest online refill, and you protect your pricing and your margin.
What is the minimum monthly investment and how soon will I see patients?
We recommend a minimum of $2,000/month in ad spend, with no setup fee and no long term contract. Most clinics see qualified consult requests within the first 30 days and a fuller calendar by month two or three, since peptide therapy is a trust decision people research before they commit. We track the full path from first click to booked consult to started protocol, not just cheap clicks.
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If you want compliant ads that fill your protocols,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your protocol pricing, your consult to program conversion, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your peptide clinic.

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