How do I compete with telehealth brands like Hims, Ro and Noom for GLP1 patients?

You stop competing on price and start competing on what they cannot offer: a real provider, in person labs and dosing, body composition tracking and a local face that answers when something feels off. Our funnel sells the in clinic experience and medical supervision, so the patient who books already values more than a mailed pen. That is how a local clinic wins the patient a national app treats like a subscription number.

Now that semaglutide and tirzepatide are off the FDA shortage list, can you still help me fill my program?

Yes, and this is exactly when clinics need a plan. With mass compounding restricted, the market is sorting into clinics that have a clear branded or compliant offer and a steady patient pipeline, and clinics that are improvising. We build campaigns around whatever your current protocol is, brand name, personalized compounded dosing where permitted, or oral options, and keep your calendar full while the rest of the market panics.

Will your campaigns just bring price shoppers who quit after one month?

No. The patient who churns after month one usually came from a cheap shot ad. Our messaging filters for people who want a supervised program and a real outcome, and we build the first 90 days of retention messaging into the system, because the money in this niche is in refills, not the first injection.

My weight loss ads keep getting rejected for personal health claims. Can you actually get them approved?

This is one of the most common reasons clinics call us. Meta treats weight as a personal attribute and Google has its own restricted health policies, so before and after photos and you language get flagged fast. We write and design weight loss creative that stays inside policy and still converts, and we know how to structure the account so a flag on one ad does not freeze your whole program.

What is the minimum monthly investment?

We recommend a minimum of 2,000 dollars per month in paid ad spend. Below that, the system does not gather enough data to optimize predictably for committed weight loss patients.

Built exclusively for medical weight loss clinics

Your GLP1 patients are
one app away from leaving. Win them locally first.

Q: Do you require long term contracts?

No. Month to month. No setup fees. You stay because your program is filling, not because a contract says you have to.

A $99 telehealth ad can pull a patient out of your chair before they ever book. We build the patient acquisition system that gets local people who want a real provider, real labs and real supervision to choose your clinic, start a program, and keep refilling. Not the cheapest shot. Your patient.

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The market changed under your feet

The GLP1 gold rush is over. The clinics with a system are the ones still standing.

Two years ago patients walked in just because you had supply. Now semaglutide and tirzepatide are off the FDA shortage list, mass compounding got squeezed, and national telehealth brands spend millions a month to skim local patients before they ever find you. None of that is your fault. But your calendar is still yours to fill.

The supply moat dried up

When everyone could compound, patients chose you for access. That edge is gone. Now they choose on trust, experience and provider, and that has to be marketed, not assumed.

Telehealth ate the top of your funnel

Hims, Ro, Noom and a dozen copycats own the first Google search and the first Instagram ad a curious patient sees. If you are invisible at that moment, you are paying to acquire patients they already warmed up and lost.

One month patients are killing your margin

A patient who quits after the first injection costs you more than they paid. The clinics that win are the ones keeping people on month four, five and six, and almost nobody markets for that.

Predictive projections

See what your weight loss clinic's growth could look like.

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from medical weight loss clinics, what consistent enrollment plus refills actually looks like financially.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your clinic

💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,000

$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k

👤 Avg. value of a patient who stays 6 months

$3,500

$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k

At roughly $250 to $600 a month, a patient who stays a real program is worth $2k to $6k. The whole game is moving people from month one to month six. We calibrate this on the call.

New weight loss patients this month

9 to 13

New program starts

Lifetime revenue from them

$22,500 to $45,500

Patients × avg value

12-month cumulative revenue

$270k to $546k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

11.3x to 22.8x

Revenue per $1 spent

These are real ranges from medical weight loss campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your protocol, your monthly program price, your show rate and your local competition. On the call, we map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized weight loss projection →

How it works

A weight loss growth system, not a stack of weight loss ads.

Most agencies boost a before and after post, watch it get flagged, and hand you a list of people who wanted a $99 deal. We built a system that does one thing: deliver local patients who choose supervised care, start a program, and stay long enough to matter.

Own the local search

When someone in your city types semaglutide near me or medical weight loss clinic, the telehealth giants cannot show up with a local address and a real provider. You can. We put your clinic in front of that exact intent before a national app intercepts it.

Sell what an app cannot

In person labs, dose adjustments, a provider who knows their name, body composition you can see change. Our creative and landing pages make the in clinic experience the obvious choice, so the patient who books is not comparing you to a mailed pen on price.

Filter for the patient who stays

The funnel is engineered to repel the cheapest shot crowd before they reach your front desk, and to attract people ready to commit to a real program. Fewer leads, far better patients, and a calendar that does not collapse the month after a promo.

Engineer the refill

The money is in month four, five and six. We build retention and reactivation messaging into the system so first month starts turn into long term patients instead of one and done charges. That is the difference between a busy clinic and a profitable one.

Ready to see it applied to your weight loss clinic? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your program is filling, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you committed weight loss patients.

No cheapest shot traffic

We will not fill your calendar with people hunting the lowest price who never start or quit in week three. We build for patients who treat your clinic like a long term provider.

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One number that matters

Program starts at full price and patients who refill. Clicks, leads and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills and keeps your program.

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We get your ads approved

Meta treats body weight as a personal attribute and Google has restricted health policies. We write and design weight loss creative that runs inside the rules and still converts, instead of getting your account flagged every week.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first weight loss campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in your exact vertical many times.

What to expect

The weight loss numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical medical weight loss funnel looks like, based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks

Patients landing on your offer page

$3 to $7 CPC

Leads

Qualified weight loss inquiries

$20 to $45 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed program consultations

$45 to $90 CPA

Show ups

Actually walk through the door

60% to 80% show rate

Programs started

Acquired & first month paid

$130 to $280 CAC

The real win comes after this chart: keeping that patient through month six. Your numbers depend on your protocol, your monthly price and your market. On the call, we map this to your clinic.

Real weight loss clinics. Real results.

Local clinics are winning patients back from the apps.

"We were losing people to the cheap online programs and getting refill cancellations every week. Now we attract patients who actually want supervision, and they stay. For the first time I know where next month's enrollments are coming from."

Dr. Sarah L. · Medical Weight Loss

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Weight loss bookings, last 7 days

📅 New weight loss consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$

📅 New semaglutide consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$

📅 New tirzepatide program · Wed 4:00pm · $$$

📅 New metabolic consult · Thu 9:00am · $$$

📅 Switched from telehealth · Thu 11:30am · $$$

📅 Month 4 refill confirmed · Fri 3:00pm · $$$

+14 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of weight loss and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run a medical weight loss clinic or GLP1 program with a licensed provider offering semaglutide, tirzepatide, or medically supervised weight loss.
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Feel the telehealth squeeze and want local patients who value a real provider over a mailed subscription.
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Are watching patients quit after month one and want a system that protects refills, not just first injections.
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Have had ads disapproved for weight or health claims and are tired of fighting the platforms.
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Are adjusting to the post shortage market and need predictable enrollment while competitors improvise.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want premium cash pay patients with high lifetime value.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Compete purely on being the cheapest shot in town.
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Do not have a licensed provider or medical director on staff.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

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The apps are not slowing down.
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Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We look at your protocol, your monthly program price, your show rate, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your weight loss clinic.

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The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for medical weight loss clinics

Your GLP1 patients are one app away from leaving. Win them locally first.