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Built exclusively for longevity and healthspan clinics

The patient acquisition system
that fills your longevity clinic with committed members.

We put your clinic in front of affluent patients who are ready to invest in a real healthspan program, memberships, advanced diagnostics, and physician guided optimization. We screen out the drip shoppers and the one time curiosity clicks, and we write ad creative that survives the anti aging policy rules instead of getting your account frozen. Booked, qualified, cash pay members. Not tourists hunting a discounted NAD bag.

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If this sounds familiar…

You built a serious healthspan practice. You're stuck with marketing that gets your ads frozen and fills your phone with people who want a one time drip.

We've talked to enough longevity clinics to see the same pattern. Here's what most practices look like before they have a real patient acquisition system, and what changes once they do.

Before

  • Your ad account got restricted for a reverse your age headline, and now you are afraid to even mention longevity in a campaign.
  • Most of the calls you get want a single NAD drip or a discount, and they vanish the moment they hear the program is a membership.
  • Every med spa in town added a hormone cream and a vitamin bag and started calling itself a longevity clinic, so patients lump you in with them.
  • Prospects arrive half convinced the whole field is Silicon Valley hype and supplements, and you spend the consult defending the science.
  • You pay for affluent looking leads who wanted a quick fix and ghost the second they hear the real annual investment.
  • Your front desk explains the difference between a drip and a longitudinal program twenty times a day to people who were never going to enroll.
  • You are paying a generalist agency that treats a $12,000 annual membership like a $99 facial special.
  • Your best revenue, the committed members and full diagnostic workups, trickles in by referral instead of arriving predictably.

After our system

  • Compliant ad creative built around energy, sleep, strength, and biological age, so your account stays live instead of restricted.
  • Inbound screened for membership readiness, so the one time drip shoppers are filtered before they ever reach your coordinator.
  • Positioning on physician oversight, advanced diagnostics, and real data that separates you cleanly from med spas with a vitamin menu.
  • Education that answers the skeptic before the call, so the patients who book arrive informed and serious, not defensive.
  • Honest expectation setting up front, so you stop paying for quick fix seekers and start enrolling patients who value a long plan.
  • A funnel that pre frames the membership and the investment, so the people who book already understand this is an ongoing commitment.
  • A team that only does healthcare and understands cash pay membership economics, high ticket margins, and anti aging ad compliance.
  • High value memberships and diagnostic workups flowing in predictably, not just whenever a happy member happens to refer a friend.
Predictive projections

See what your longevity clinic's growth could look like.

Drag the sliders. We'll show you, based on real campaign data from healthcare practices, what consistent cash pay membership flow looks like financially for your clinic.

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Longevity member value varies by program depth: roughly $2,500 to $6,000 entry membership plus diagnostics · $6,000 to $15,000 comprehensive annual healthspan program · $15,000 to $30,000 concierge and executive tiers. We'll calibrate this on the call to your real menu and enrollment rate.
New members this month
3 to 7
New enrolled members
Revenue from new members
$24,000 to $56,000
Members × avg member value
12 month cumulative revenue
$288k to $672k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
7x to 17x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from healthcare campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your program menu, membership pricing, consult enrollment rate, and how deep the average member goes. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized longevity projection →
How it works

A qualified cash pay pipeline, not frozen ads and drip tourists.

Most agencies either get your longevity account restricted or flood you with people who want a cheap one time bag. We built a system that does one thing for longevity clinics: deliver compliant ads and pre screened, affluent members who value a real program and are ready to commit.

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Compliant intent capture

We reach patients searching for more energy, better sleep, strength, biological age testing, and a serious approach to aging well, using language built to pass policy review instead of triggering an anti aging restriction. Real intent, ad account intact.

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Membership readiness screening

A funnel built around the longevity decision: what they want to change, their timeline, and clear framing that this is an ongoing program, not a one time drip. It filters quick fix and discount seekers before they reach your coordinator.

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Skeptic to believer nurture

Longevity patients research hard and have heard the hype accusations. Automated education on your diagnostics, your data, and honest expectations keeps them warm and arrives at the consult ready to enroll, not ready to argue.

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Enrolled members, not curiosity calls

The only KPI that matters: qualified consults that convert into enrolled members. Everything we run ladders up to booked memberships, diagnostic workups, and program upgrades with the margins you actually want.

Ready to see it applied to your clinic? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because cash pay memberships are filling your calendar, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into attracting patients who qualify, enroll, and stay.

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No drip tourists

We won't flood your front desk with people hunting a discounted NAD bag who vanish when they hear the word membership. Membership readiness is screened at the entry.

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One focus only

Qualified consults that convert into enrolled members. Impressions, freebie clicks, and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your calendar.

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Policy aware creative

Anti aging and longevity claims are one of the most restricted ad categories alive. We know exactly what gets disapproved and how to keep your account live and spending.

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Live in under 14 days

From signed to first compliant longevity campaign in under 14 days. No 6 week discovery phases. You'll see qualified consults building within the first 30 days.

What to expect

The longevity numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical qualified longevity funnel looks like based on real healthcare campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Qualified prospects landing on your offer page
$4 to $16 CPC
Leads
Pre screened, membership aware inquiries captured
$45 to $130 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed discovery consults on the calendar
$100 to $240 CPA
Show ups
Actually attend the consult
68% to 85% show rate
Members enrolled
Qualified, cash paying & committed
$300 to $760 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your program menu, membership pricing, coordinator enrollment rate, and how deep the average member goes. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.
The healthcare patient acquisition track record

The system that works for longevity clinics is the same system filling calendars across high ticket cash pay healthcare.

An honest note

You won't find a longevity clinic video on this page. Yet.

We haven't built one, because we're actively onboarding our first longevity and healthspan clinics right now. What we do have is a proven patient acquisition system already filling calendars in functional medicine, TRT, IV therapy, aesthetic, and wellness practices, verticals that share the same DNA as longevity medicine: cash pay, high ticket, education heavy, and sitting in some of the most ad policy restricted categories online.

The reason the system works isn't because we have run a thousand epigenetic tests, it's because we know cash pay patient acquisition. Search intent, conversion psychology, healthcare ad compliance, membership readiness screening, and skeptic to believer nurture translate directly to your consult room. We're applying them to longevity medicine with founders' attention, not delegated to a junior account manager.

If you want to be one of our first longevity case studies, with direct access to the founders, custom built strategy, and a system tuned specifically for healthspan memberships and advanced diagnostics, mention "first longevity case study" when you book the call.

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Longevity consult bookings, last 7 days
📅 Healthspan membership consult · Tue 10:00am
📅 Biological age testing review · Wed 2:30pm
📅 Executive physical inquiry · Wed 4:00pm
📅 Hormone optimization consult · Thu 9:00am
📅 Advanced diagnostics workup · Thu 11:30am
📅 Concierge longevity program call · Fri 3:00pm
+7 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee. Longevity specific case studies coming as our first clinic clients ramp up.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a longevity or healthspan clinic offering memberships, advanced diagnostics, and physician guided optimization.
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    Want committed members, real programs and diagnostic workups, not one time drip buyers or curiosity calls.
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    Are tired of ad restrictions and want creative that keeps your account live through the anti aging policy rules.
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    Are sick of drip tourists wasting your front desk's time on a discount bag they will never turn into a membership.
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    Have physician oversight and real data and want to be positioned above med spas with a vitamin menu.
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    Serve patients who want to age well, track their biology, and invest in a long term plan, not a quick fix.
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    Have capacity for additional members each month and want to fill it predictably.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend, ideally $3-8k for meaningful membership volume).
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Make cure aging or live to a hundred and fifty claims you can't stand behind (we won't write copy that gets you in regulatory trouble).
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    Want to compete purely on a low sticker price against med spa drip specials (we don't run race to the bottom campaigns).
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    Expect guaranteed member numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Have no one to follow up on cash pay consults that need education before they enroll.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 longevity slots open this month

If you want cash pay members who commit to a real program,
we'll show you exactly how the system maps to your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your market, your program menu, your membership pricing, your consult enrollment rate, and your average member value, and tell you straight whether this is right for your longevity clinic.

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