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Built exclusively for STD & STI testing clinics

The clinic people quietly book
when they need an answer today, not in a week.

Someone worried they were exposed does not want to mail a kit and wait, or sit for three hours at the county clinic. They want a discreet, same day test and a real answer fast. We put your clinic in front of them at that exact moment, privately, and turn the panic into booked, cash pay visits. Patients who show up ready to test and start treatment.

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The fight you're actually in

Your competition isn't the clinic across town. It's a mailed kit and a free county line.

Every anxious person in your market who searches for STD testing gets hit with ads for at home kits that ship in a few days and promise total privacy. They are cheap and everywhere. But a mailed swab means waiting to collect it, waiting to send it back, and waiting again for results, with nobody to call if something comes back positive. The free public clinic means a long line, no discretion, and no answer today.

That is your opening. The person who thinks they were exposed last night does not want to wait a week. They want a discreet clinic near them, open now, with same day results and a provider who can treat them on the spot. The clinic that shows up first, feels private, and lets them book without a dreaded phone call wins them. Right now that probably isn't you. We fix that.

Predictive projections

How much is a booked STD testing patient really worth?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from sexual health clinics, we'll show you what steady patient flow looks like financially, with the full value of a comprehensive panel, treatment, and a recurring testing or PrEP plan factored in, not just a single swab.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your clinic
$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$450
$450
$250$1.5k$2.5k$3.5k$5k
Most STD clinics see $300 to $600 per patient once you count a comprehensive panel, treatment, and add ons. It climbs fast when a patient starts PrEP or a recurring testing plan, because they come back every month. We'll calibrate it on the call.
New STD patients this month
16 to 24
New booked & tested
Revenue from them
$7,200 to $10,800
Patients × avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$86k to $130k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
3.6x to 5.4x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from sexual health campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your panel pricing, treatment mix, PrEP program, market and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized STD clinic projection →
How it works

An STD clinic growth system, not a service.

Most agencies just run sexual health ads and hope the account survives the week. We built a predictive system for one job: deliver discreet, booked visits that turn into comprehensive panels, treatment and recurring testing, without getting your ad account shut down.

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Same day intent capture

We position your clinic in front of people actively searching for STD testing, STI testing and confidential clinics near them, the moment they decide waiting a week for a kit is not an option. Real urgency, captured privately, not vague "wellness" audiences.

02

Policy compliant funnel

A funnel engineered around Google and Meta's rules for sexual health. Copy, creatives and landing structure written so your ads run, your account stays clean, and the window shoppers get filtered out before they clog your front desk.

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Discretion over stigma

We sell what the kits and the county line can't: a private visit, same day results, and treatment started on the spot. Framed around peace of mind and zero judgment rather than fear, so a worried person books instead of quietly closing the tab.

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Booked, shown & retained

The KPI that matters: patients on your calendar who show up, test, and come back for retesting or PrEP. We optimize toward booked visits and repeat patients, and we flag the front desk leaks that quietly lose the ones who were ready.

Ready to see it applied to your STD clinic? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the system keeps filling your schedule with cash pay testing visits, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you cash pay patients who book panels, treatment and PrEP.

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No fake guarantees

We won't promise "40 patients or your money back". We build something that actually works and prove it with bookings you can see on your calendar.

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Recurring value, not one swab

Anyone can buy a cheap click. We focus on patients who start treatment, retest, or begin a PrEP program, because in sexual health the money is in the ongoing relationship, not a single test.

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Ad policy bulletproof

Sexual health is one of the most restricted categories on Google and Meta. We know exactly what gets disapproved, suspended or flagged, and how to structure your account so a single rejection doesn't shut you down.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first STD clinic campaign in under 14 days. No 6 week "discovery phases". We've done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The STD clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical sexual health funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
People landing on your offer page
$3 to $8 CPC
Leads
Discreet inquiries captured
$18 to $40 CPL
Visits booked
Confirmed testing appointments
$40 to $85 CPA
Arrivals
Actually walk through the door
65% to 85% show rate
Tested & retained
Acquired & likely to return
$80 to $160 CAC
Against a $300 to $600 first visit value, an $80 to $160 cost to acquire is a bargain, and that's before any retesting or a PrEP start that bills every month. Your actual numbers depend on your pricing, location, show rate and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your STD clinic.
Real sexual health clinics. Real results.

Sexual health and testing clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
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"People in our area needed fast, private testing but they were too embarrassed to call, so they drove to the county clinic or ordered a kit instead. EtherealMinds rebuilt everything around discretion and same day booking. Now patients reserve a slot online without ever picking up the phone, they show up on time, and a good chunk come back for retesting and PrEP. Our schedule stays full."

Dr. A.R. · Sexual Health & STD Testing Clinic
STD testing bookings, last 7 days
📅 New STD visit · Tue 9:30am · $$$
📅 New STD visit · Tue 2:00pm · $$$
📅 New STD visit · Wed 11:30am · $$$
📅 New STD visit · Thu 10:00am · $$$
📅 New STD visit · Thu 4:30pm · $$$
📅 New STD visit · Fri 1:00pm · $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run an STD, STI or sexual health clinic offering cash pay panels, rapid testing, treatment or PrEP.
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    Are losing patients to mailed kits and the free county clinic and want to win them with fast, private, same day testing.
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    Get some patients but it's unpredictable and you can't forecast next month's visits.
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    Have tried marketing before and ended up with disapproved ads, a banned account or leads that never showed.
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    Know people in your area need you but they're too embarrassed to call and book.
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    Want patients who retest and start PrEP, not just one off walk ins hunting a freebie.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want it to make financial sense.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Are an insurance only practice with no cash pay testing or treatment.
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    Don't actually have a clinic or licensed provider yet.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 STD clinic slots open this month

If you want predictable STD testing patient flow,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your market, the kits and free clinics you're up against, your panels, your pricing and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your STD clinic.

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The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for STD and STI testing clinics
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