Home
On this page
The System Projections Results Is this for me?
Services
Patient Acquisition System Social Media Management Websites That Convert Healthcare SEO Emma, AI Receptionist
Specialties
Dentists Chiropractors Med Spas & Aesthetics Plastic Surgeons TRT & Men's Health Book a free strategy call →
Built exclusively for ED & men's sexual health clinics

The clinic men quietly choose
when the little blue pill stops being enough.

Mail order apps sold them a chewable and a subscription. But pills wear off, and the men who want a real fix start searching for shockwave, PRP and a provider who actually treats the cause. We put your clinic in front of them, discreetly, and turn them into booked, cash pay patients. Consults that show up ready to start treatment.

Book a strategy call → See what your budget could do ↓
Only 4 ED clinic slots left in May · filling fast
Book your free ED clinic growth call
30 min · No cost · No pitch
Loading your available times…
EtherealMinds trusted partners: DesignRush, Google Reviews, HIPAA Compliant, Meta Business Partner, Trustpilot, Google Partner, UpCity
The fight you're actually in

Your competition isn't the urologist down the road. It's a $2 pill shipped in a plain envelope.

Every man in your market who searches for erectile dysfunction help gets buried under ads from telehealth brands promising a discreet subscription with no visit and no exam. They're cheap, fast and everywhere. But a pill only papers over the problem for a few hours, it does nothing for blood flow, and for a lot of men it either stops working or comes with side effects they hate.

That's your opening. Those men eventually want a real answer, shockwave therapy, PRP, a proper workup, a provider who looks them in the eye. So they start searching for a real clinic near them. The one that shows up first, feels discreet, and lets them book without an awkward phone call wins them. Right now that probably isn't you. We fix that.

Predictive projections

How much is a booked ED patient really worth?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from men's sexual health clinics, we'll show you what steady patient flow looks like financially, with the full value of a shockwave or PRP package factored in, not just a single consult fee.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your clinic
$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$2,800
$2,800
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
Most men's health clinics see $2k to $4k per patient once you count a six to twelve session shockwave package, PRP, and add ons like trimix, oral therapy or a TRT tie in. Raise your close rate and this climbs fast. We'll calibrate it on the call.
New ED patients this month
9 to 13
New booked & started
Revenue from them
$15,000 to $32,500
Patients × avg value
12-month cumulative revenue
$180k to $390k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
7.5x to 16.3x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from men's sexual health campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your package pricing, close rate, market and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized ED projection →
How it works

An ED growth system, not a service.

Most agencies just run sexual health ads and hope the account survives the week. We built a predictive system for one job: deliver discreet, booked consults that close into high ticket shockwave and PRP patients, without getting your ad account shut down.

01

Discreet intent capture

We position your clinic in front of men actively searching for ED treatment, shockwave therapy and men's health clinics near them, the moment they decide a pill subscription isn't the answer. Real buying intent, captured privately, not vague "wellness" audiences.

02

Policy compliant funnel

A funnel engineered around Google and Meta's rules for sexual health. Copy, creatives and landing structure written so your ads run, your account stays clean, and the curious clickers and freebie hunters get filtered out before they reach your front desk.

03

Confidence over shame

We sell what the pill mills can't: a real exam, treatment that targets the cause, and total discretion. Framed around performance and confidence rather than embarrassment, so a man books a consult instead of quietly closing the tab.

04

Booked, shown & started

The KPI that matters: men on your calendar who show up and start a package. We optimize toward booked consults and completed treatment plans, and we flag the front desk leaks that quietly lose the ones who were ready to pay.

Ready to see it applied to your ED clinic? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

✕

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the system keeps filling your consult calendar and your treatment rooms, not because a contract says you have to.

✕

No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you cash pay ED patients who book real packages.

✕

No fake guarantees

We won't promise "30 men or your money back". We build something that actually works and prove it with bookings you can see on your calendar.

✓

High ticket, not pennies

Anyone can buy a cheap click. We focus on the men who book shockwave and PRP packages, because in ED the money is in the full treatment plan, not a single consult. Acquisition built around procedure revenue.

✓

Ad policy bulletproof

Sexual health is one of the most restricted categories on Google and Meta. We know exactly what gets disapproved, suspended or flagged, and how to structure your account so a single rejection doesn't shut you down.

✓

Up and running in days

From signed to first ED campaign in under 14 days. No 6 week "discovery phases". We've done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The ED clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical men's sexual health funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Men landing on your offer page
$5 to $11 CPC
Leads
Discreet inquiries captured
$35 to $65 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed ED consultations
$70 to $130 CPA
Arrivals
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Started a package
Acquired & in treatment
$200 to $400 CAC
Against a $2k to $4k package value, a $200 to $400 cost to acquire is a bargain, and that's before any repeat visits or a TRT tie in. Your actual numbers depend on your pricing, location, close rate and offer. On the call, we'll map this to your ED clinic.
Real men's health clinics. Real results.

Sexual health and men's clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
"

"We knew men in our area needed shockwave and PRP, but they were too embarrassed to call and we were burning budget on tire kickers. EtherealMinds rebuilt the whole thing around discretion. Now men book online without ever picking up the phone, they show up ready to start, and our treatment rooms stay full. Best decision we made all year."

Dr. J.C. · Men's Sexual Health Clinic
ED consult bookings, last 7 days
📅 New ED consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$
📅 New ED consult · Wed 1:30pm · $$$
📅 New ED consult · Wed 5:00pm · $$$
📅 New ED consult · Thu 9:30am · $$$
📅 New ED consult · Thu 12:00pm · $$$
📅 New ED consult · Fri 2:30pm · $$$
+11 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of men's health and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

  • ✓
    Run an ED or men's sexual health clinic offering cash pay shockwave, PRP, injections or oral therapy.
  • ✓
    Are losing men to online pill subscriptions and want to win them with real, lasting treatment.
  • ✓
    Get some patients but it's unpredictable and you can't forecast next month's package starts.
  • ✓
    Have tried marketing before and ended up with disapproved ads, a banned account or leads that never showed.
  • ✓
    Know men in your area need you but they're too embarrassed to call and book.
  • ✓
    Want men who start a full package, not price shoppers hunting a discount consult.
  • ✓
    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want it to make financial sense.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

  • ✕
    Are an insurance only practice with no cash pay treatments.
  • ✕
    Don't actually have a clinic or licensed provider yet.
  • ✕
    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
  • ✕
    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
  • ✕
    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
  • ✕
    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
  • ✕
    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 ED clinic slots open this month

If you want predictable ED patient flow,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your market, the pill brands you're up against, your treatments, your pricing and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your ED clinic.

Pick your time →
✓ No commitment ✓ No card ✓ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for ED and men's sexual health clinics
Book your free ED call →