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Built exclusively for cryotherapy and recovery clinics

The patient acquisition
system that keeps your cryo chamber booked, not just after New Year.

We put your studio in front of the locals searching right now for recovery, better sleep, cryo facials and cold therapy near them. Then we turn that first three minute session into a real membership. Not curiosity visits. Not one and done tire kickers. Booked, rebooking cryo clients that fill your calendar every week.

Only 4 cryo clinic slots left this month Β· filling fast
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30 min Β· No cost Β· No pitch
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Predictive projections

See what a chamber full of members is actually worth.

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from cryotherapy and recovery clinics, what predictable client volume looks like once your midweek calendar fills and one time sessions turn into monthly memberships.

πŸ‘‡ Drag the sliders to match your clinic
$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$950
$950
$250$1k$2k$3k$4k
A single session may be $60, but an unlimited member who comes twice a week or buys a recovery package is worth far more. Most cryo studios land between $600 and $2,200 over six months once memberships, cryo facials and cryoslimming series are added. We will calibrate this on the call.
New cryo clients this month
22 to 34
New booked first sessions that come in
Revenue from them
$20,900 to $32,300
Clients Γ— avg client value
12 month cumulative revenue
$250k to $387k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
10.4x to 16.1x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from cryotherapy campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your session and membership pricing, how well you convert first visits into unlimited plans, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your studio specifically. Get your personalized cryo clinic projection β†’
How it works

A cryo clinic growth system, not a service.

Most cryo studios bank on the January recovery wave, the summer skin rush and a handful of athletes, then watch the chamber sit cold on a Tuesday afternoon. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of local clients into your chamber every day of the week and turn them into members who keep coming back.

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Intent capture

We reach people in your city searching right now for cryotherapy near me, cold recovery, a cryo facial, cryoslimming or muscle soreness relief. Real intent to book a session, not vague scrolling that never walks into your studio.

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Compliant by design

Recovery, fat loss and inflammation claims sit deep inside sensitive policy on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns keep running and your ad account stays safe instead of getting flagged for promising to cure or melt anything.

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Members, not one offs

A funnel built to attract people who want an ongoing recovery routine, then guide them toward your unlimited and package memberships, so a single three minute session becomes a weekly habit and your revenue stops depending on the next New Year spike.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: sessions booked, chamber time filled midweek, and a membership list that grows month over month. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

Ready to see it applied to your cryo studio? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your chamber is booked and your membership list is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked local cryo clients.

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No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged with reckless fat loss, detox or inflammation cure copy. We know exactly what triggers sensitive health review and how to write cryo campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked sessions and new members. Clicks, likes and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your chamber and your bank.

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Built for repeat revenue

We warm clients toward unlimited plans and recovery packages, so you build recurring income instead of chasing a brand new crowd every January.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant cryo campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The cryo clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical cryotherapy funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Local recovery seekers on your offer page
$1.40 to $3.80 CPC
Leads
Qualified cryo and recovery inquiries
$13 to $30 CPL
Sessions booked
Confirmed new cryo appointments
$28 to $60 CPA
Sessions show
Client steps into the chamber
65% to 85% show rate
Members started
First session turns into a plan or package
$55 to $120 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your session pricing, your front desk conversion into memberships, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your studio.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Cryo and recovery clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We had a beautiful chamber sitting empty on weekdays. Now our afternoons are booked and most of the new people roll into an unlimited membership. That recurring income is what finally made the studio profitable."

Owner Β· Whole Body Cryo Studio
Recovery Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Cryo sessions, last 7 days
πŸ“… New whole body cryo Β· Tue 11:00am Β· $
πŸ“… New cryo facial Β· Wed 1:30pm Β· $$
πŸ“… New recovery session Β· Wed 5:00pm Β· $
πŸ“… New cryoslimming series Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New unlimited membership Β· Thu 2:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New whole body cryo Β· Fri 4:30pm Β· $
+21 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of cryotherapy and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a cryotherapy studio, whole body cryo lounge, cryo facial or cryoslimming clinic or a recovery center with cold therapy.
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    Have a chamber that sits cold midweek while you lean on the January recovery wave and summer skin season to save the month.
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    Are stuck with curiosity visits and want repeat members who rebook instead of trying it once and vanishing.
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    Are watching gyms and med spas add cheap cryo booths and want to own the trusted recovery option in your market.
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    Want qualified local clients who value real protocols and results, not just the cheapest three minutes in town.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next Tuesday's chamber time will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to make fat melting, detox or guaranteed inflammation cure claims about cryo. We do not do that, ever.
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    Do not have trained staff running proper cold therapy protocols and screening clients.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed client numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 cryo clinic slots open this month

If you want a cryo chamber that stays booked all week,
we will show you exactly how it works for your studio.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your session pricing, your membership conversion, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your cryo clinic.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for cryotherapy and recovery clinics
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