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Built exclusively for float therapy and sensory deprivation centers

The patient acquisition
system that keeps your float pods booked every day, not just on the weekend.

We put your center in front of the locals searching right now for a float tank, deeper sleep, less stress and faster recovery near them, and we explain floating to the ones who have never heard of it. Then we turn that first float into a real membership. Not window shoppers. Not people who try it once and never come back. Booked, rebooking members who fill your pods every week.

Only 4 float center slots left this month Β· filling fast
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30 min Β· No cost Β· No pitch
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Predictive projections

See what a fully booked bank of float pods is actually worth.

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from float and recovery centers, what predictable client volume looks like once your weekday hours fill and first floats turn into monthly memberships.

πŸ‘‡ Drag the sliders to match your center
$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$780
$780
$250$1k$2k$3k$4k
A single first float may be $69, but a member on an unlimited or monthly plan who floats weekly is worth far more. Most float centers land between $500 and $1,800 over six months once memberships and float plus bodywork packages are added. We will calibrate this on the call.
New float clients this month
22 to 34
New booked first floats that come in
Revenue from them
$17,160 to $26,520
Clients Γ— avg client value
12 month cumulative revenue
$206k to $318k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
8.6x to 13.3x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from float and recovery campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your float and package pricing, how well your front desk turns a first float into a standing plan, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your center specifically. Get your personalized float center projection β†’
How it works

A float center growth system, not a service.

Most float centers open on a wave of wellness early adopters, pack out the first few weekends, then watch the pods sit dark every Tuesday afternoon once that crowd has floated. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of local clients into your pods every day of the week and turn them into members who keep coming back.

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Capture the ready and teach the rest

We catch the people in your city already searching float therapy near me and sensory deprivation tank, and at the same time run education first social ads that explain what an hour of weightless quiet actually does. One layer harvests demand, the other builds it.

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Compliant by design

Anxiety, pain, sleep and recovery claims sit deep inside sensitive health policy on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns keep running and your ad account stays safe instead of getting flagged for promising to cure or treat anything.

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Members, not one floats

Floating goes deeper with repetition, so a funnel built to attract people chasing an ongoing outcome, then guide them from a first float into your intro pack and unlimited plans, means a single curious visit becomes a standing weekly reset and your revenue stops depending on the next wave of first timers.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: floats booked, weekday pod hours filled, and a membership list that grows month over month. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

Ready to see it applied to your float center? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your pods are booked and your membership list is growing, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked local floats.

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No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged with reckless cure anxiety or treat depression copy. We know exactly what triggers sensitive health review and how to write float campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked floats and new members. Clicks, likes and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your pods and your bank.

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Built for repeat revenue

We warm clients toward unlimited plans and float plus bodywork packages, so you build recurring income instead of chasing a brand new crowd every month.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant float campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The float center numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical float therapy funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Local stress and recovery seekers on your offer page
$1.20 to $3.40 CPC
Leads
Qualified float and recovery inquiries
$11 to $26 CPL
Floats booked
Confirmed new float appointments
$24 to $52 CPA
Floats show
Client climbs into the pod
65% to 85% show rate
Members started
First float turns into a plan or package
$48 to $108 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your float pricing, your front desk conversion into memberships, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your center.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Float and recovery centers like yours are already seeing it work.

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"Our weekends were always full and our weekdays were a ghost town. Now the quiet hours fill with first floats and most of them roll onto a monthly plan once they feel how different the second and third float are. That recurring income is what finally made the center breathe."

Owner Β· Float & Recovery Center
Recovery Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Floats booked, last 7 days
πŸ“… New first float Β· Tue 1:30pm Β· $
πŸ“… New couples float Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$
πŸ“… New post training float Β· Wed 7:00pm Β· $
πŸ“… New three float intro pack Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New unlimited membership Β· Thu 4:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New first float Β· Fri 2:00pm Β· $
+17 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of float therapy and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a float therapy center, floatation spa, sensory deprivation studio or a recovery lounge that added float pods or cabins.
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    Pack out weekends but watch pods sit empty midweek while you wait for the wellness crowd that already found you.
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    Keep having to explain what floating even is and want ads that educate a cold market instead of expecting people to already know.
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    Are stuck with one time curiosity floats and want repeat members who rebook because floating only deepens with consistency.
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    Are watching gyms, spas and recovery lounges add a single pod as a side offer and want to own the trusted float name in your market.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next Tuesday afternoon's pod hours will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to make cure anxiety, treat depression or heal chronic pain claims about floating. We do not do that, ever.
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    Do not have properly maintained pods, clean water handling and trained staff guiding first timers.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed client numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 float center slots open this month

If you want float pods that stay booked all week,
we will show you exactly how it works for your center.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your float pricing, your membership conversion, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your float center.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for float therapy and recovery centers
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