Do you only work with spinal decompression clinics and back pain practices?

We work exclusively with healthcare practices, and non surgical spinal decompression is a vertical we understand deeply. We know how to position a decompression program around herniated discs, sciatica, bulging discs, spinal stenosis and chronic back and neck pain in a way that attracts patients who are ready to book a consult, without triggering the sensitive health rules that get medical ad accounts restricted.

Our decompression table sits idle half the week. Can you actually fill it?

That idle table is exactly the problem we solve. A decompression unit only pays for itself when it runs. We build a steady flow of local disc and sciatica patients who are tired of pills, shots and being told surgery is the only option, and we route them to a consult so your table runs sessions instead of collecting dust.

Our programs are cash pay and expensive. Will people really buy?

Yes, when the message matches the pain. People in real disc pain are already spending on injections, imaging and lost work. Our funnels attract patients who want a non surgical path and can invest in getting their life back, then we warm them with education so the consult is about care, not a cold price objection. We optimize for booked, qualified consults, not cheap clicks.

We already get decompression patients from our chiropractic side. Why add ads?

Reactivating your existing chiro base is a finite well. Once you have offered the program to everyone on your list, growth stalls. Our system opens a second channel of brand new patients who have never heard of you and are searching right now for a way out of sciatica or a herniated disc, so your program is not capped by the size of your current patient list.

What is the minimum monthly investment?

We recommend a minimum of $2,000/month in paid ad spend. Below that, the system does not gather enough data to optimize predictably and win against the pain clinics and surgical groups bidding on the same back pain searches in your market.

Do you require long term contracts?

No. Month to month. No setup fees. You stay because your decompression table is booked and your program is selling, not because a contract locks you in.

Built exclusively for non surgical spinal decompression clinics

The patient acquisition
system that keeps your decompression table booked, not sitting idle.

We put your clinic in front of people whose sciatica, herniated disc or years of back pain have them looking for anything besides surgery and pain pills. Then we guide them to a consult and a decompression plan. Not random clicks. Not tire kickers who ghost the price. Booked, cash ready disc and sciatica patients.

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Predictive projections

See what a full decompression table is actually worth.

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from non surgical spinal decompression clinics, what predictable program volume looks like once your table runs sessions all week instead of sitting cold.

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💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,000

$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k

👤 Avg. decompression program value

$3,800

$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k

Most decompression clinics price full disc programs between $2.5k and $6k cash pay across the full protocol (exam, imaging review, decompression sessions, and supportive care). We will calibrate this on the call.

New program patients this month

9 to 13

New booked consults that start care

Program revenue from them

$22,500 to $45,500

Patients × avg program value

12 month cumulative revenue

$270k to $546k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

11.3x to 22.8x

Revenue per $1 spent

These are real ranges from spinal decompression campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your program price, your close rate on consults, and your local competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized decompression projection →

How it works

A decompression growth system, not a service.

Most decompression clinics buy a six figure table, then try to fill it by re offering the program to the same chiro patients over and over. When that well runs dry, the table goes quiet. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady stream of brand new disc and sciatica patients onto your consult calendar.

Intent capture

We reach people in your city searching right now for sciatica relief, a herniated or bulging disc fix, or a way to avoid back surgery. Real symptoms, real desperation to get out of pain, not vague awareness clicks.

Compliant by design

Back pain, disc and no surgery claims sit inside sensitive policy on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass review, so your campaigns run and your ad account stays safe instead of getting flagged for over promising.

Qualified patient filter

A funnel engineered to attract people who genuinely want a non surgical path and can invest in it, then educate them on decompression so they arrive at the consult warm, not cold on the price of a cash program.

Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: consults booked, programs started, and a decompression table that runs sessions all week. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

Ready to see it applied to your decompression clinic? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your table is booked and programs are selling, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you qualified disc and sciatica patients.

No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged with careless cure or no surgery copy. We know exactly what triggers sensitive health review and how to write decompression campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked consults and started programs. Clicks, impressions and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your table and your bank.

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Built for cash pay

We warm patients with real education on why decompression works, so consults are about care and results, not a shocked reaction to a program price.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant decompression campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The decompression clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical spinal decompression funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks

Back and sciatica sufferers on your offer page

$2 to $6 CPC

Leads

Qualified disc & sciatica inquiries

$20 to $45 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed new decompression consults

$45 to $95 CPA

Consults show

Patient sits down for the exam

60% to 80% show rate

Programs started

Signed onto the decompression protocol

$120 to $260 CAC

Your actual numbers depend on your program price, your consult close rate, and your market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.

Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Decompression and spine clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

"Our decompression table used to run maybe three days a week off chiro reactivations. Now we get brand new sciatica and disc patients booking consults every week and the table is full."

Dr. Marcus T. · Non Surgical Spine & Decompression

Spine & Decompression Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Decompression consults, last 7 days

📅 New sciatica consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$

📅 New herniated disc eval · Wed 2:30pm · $$$

📅 New chronic low back consult · Wed 4:00pm · $$$

📅 New bulging disc eval · Thu 9:00am · $$$

📅 New avoid surgery consult · Thu 11:30am · $$$

📅 New neck & arm pain eval · Fri 3:00pm · $$$

+14 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of spinal decompression and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run a non surgical spinal decompression clinic or an integrated practice offering decompression for herniated discs, sciatica, stenosis and chronic back and neck pain.
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Have a decompression table that sits idle part of the week and inconsistent month to month program flow.
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Have run out of chiro patients to reactivate and need brand new patients who have never heard of you.
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Are competing with pain clinics and surgical groups and want to own the non surgical alternative in your market.
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Want qualified disc and sciatica patients who can invest in a cash program, not price shoppers or no shows.
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Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next month's table will fill.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Want to make cure or guaranteed pain free claims about decompression. We do not do that, ever.
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Do not have licensed providers examining patients and setting the treatment plan.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

4 decompression clinic slots open this month

If you want a decompression table that stays booked,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your program price, your consult close rate, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your decompression clinic.

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The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for non surgical spinal decompression clinics

The patient acquisition system that keeps your decompression table booked, not sitting idle.