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Built exclusively for pain management & interventional pain clinics

The patient acquisition
system your pain clinic can actually run without getting flagged.

We put your clinic in front of people living with chronic back, neck, joint and nerve pain who are ready for a real solution, and we do it with campaigns built to pass the strict rules around pain advertising. Not random clicks. Not banned accounts. Booked, procedure ready patients.

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Predictive projections

See what your pain clinic's growth could look like.

Drag the sliders. We will show you, based on real campaign data from pain management and interventional pain clinics, what consistent patient flow looks like financially.

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$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$3,500
$3,500
$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k
Most pain clinics see $2.5k to $6k LTV across a full care plan (evaluation, imaging, injections, procedures and follow up). We will calibrate this on the call.
New pain patients this month
9 to 13
New booked evaluations
Lifetime revenue from them
$22,500 to $45,500
Patients × avg LTV
12 month cumulative revenue
$270k to $546k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
11.3x to 22.8x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from pain management and interventional pain campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your procedure mix, payer mix, and market. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized pain clinic projection →
How it works

A pain management growth system, not a service.

Most agencies either refuse to touch pain ads or run them so carelessly your account gets restricted. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: deliver booked evaluations from qualified chronic pain patients on repeat.

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Intent capture

We position your clinic in front of patients actively searching for relief from chronic back pain, sciatica, neck pain, joint pain, neuropathy and failed prior treatment in your city. Real buying intent, not vague awareness.

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Compliant by design

Pain is one of the most policed categories on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written to pass sensitive health policy, so your campaigns run and your account stays safe instead of sitting in review.

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Qualified patient filter

A funnel engineered to attract patients who want a lasting interventional or regenerative solution, and to screen out everyone who is not a fit before they reach your front desk.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: pain patients evaluated, treated, and following their care plan. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

Ready to see it applied to your pain clinic? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your schedule is filling with qualified pain patients, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you qualified pain patients.

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No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged or shut down with reckless pain copy. We know exactly what triggers review and how to write campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked evaluations from qualified pain patients. Clicks, impressions and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your treatment calendar.

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Built for pain compliance

Meta and Google heavily restrict pain, medication and sensitive health claims. We write copy and creative around approved treatment positioning so your ads run without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant pain campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The pain management numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here is what a typical pain clinic funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Patients landing on your offer page
$3 to $8 CPC
Leads
Qualified chronic pain inquiries
$25 to $55 CPL
Evaluations booked
Confirmed new patient evaluations
$55 to $110 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
60% to 80% show rate
Patients in care
Acquired & first procedure scheduled
$150 to $320 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your procedure mix, payer mix, and market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Pain and specialty clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We were terrified of running ads after a previous agency got our account suspended. EtherealMinds kept us compliant and our evaluations are booked weeks out now."

Dr. Marcus T. · Interventional Pain
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Pain clinic bookings, last 7 days
📅 New back pain eval · Tue 10:00am · $$$
📅 New sciatica consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$
📅 New joint injection consult · Wed 4:00pm · $$$
📅 New neuropathy eval · Thu 9:00am · $$$
📅 New neck pain consult · Thu 11:30am · $$$
📅 New regenerative consult · Fri 3:00pm · $$$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of pain management and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Own or run a pain management, interventional pain, spine or regenerative pain clinic offering injections, nerve blocks, RFA, regenerative or related care.
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    Have open evaluation slots and inconsistent month to month new patient flow.
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    Are tired of depending on physician referrals you cannot control or scale.
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    Have tried ads before and ended up with disapprovals, a flagged account, or leads that never booked.
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    Want qualified chronic pain patients, not random clicks or people looking for something you do not offer.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether this month's patients will repeat next month.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to advertise controlled substances or anything outside policy. We do not do that, ever.
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    Do not have licensed medical providers on staff.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 pain management slots open this month

If you want predictable, compliant pain patient flow,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your procedure mix, your market, your payer mix and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your pain clinic.

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The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for pain management and interventional pain clinics
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