Telehealth weight loss and hormone startups are taking my patients. Can ads win them back?

That is the exact fight we built this for. GLP 1 mills and app based hormone brands outspend most private endocrinologists and hand patients a prescription with almost no real workup. We flip the story onto the one thing they cannot offer: a board certified endocrinologist reading the labs, catching what an algorithm misses, and managing the medication safely. Our campaigns make that the reason a patient picks you over a subscription box, then route them onto your calendar before the mill retargets them.

Are weight loss and GLP 1 ads even allowed on Google and Meta?

They are, but the platforms are strict. Meta restricts weight loss targeting and before and after style body imagery, and both platforms police medication claims and personal health attributes hard. We know the exact lines that trigger a rejection or an account flag, and we write copy and creative that promotes your program and stays live without naming drugs the way that gets ads pulled. You get campaigns that run, not an account frozen in review.

Will more marketing just flood me with insurance referrals I already cannot keep up with?

Only if that is what you want. We tag every campaign by the type of patient it produces, so we can steer spend toward cash pay metabolic, thyroid, PCOS and weight patients and away from one off low margin visits. If your general schedule is already full, we point the entire budget at the self pay lines that add revenue instead of workload.

How long before a new endocrinology campaign starts booking patients?

Most practices are live within 14 days of signing and see the first booked consults inside the first few weeks. The compounding happens over 60 to 90 days as we learn which search terms and audiences produce patients who actually enroll in a program and stay, then shift budget toward them. Endocrinology is a considered decision, so we build for steady, qualified flow rather than a one week spike.

What does it cost, and do you lock me into a contract?

We recommend a minimum of $2,000 per month in ad spend so the system has enough data to optimize. Our management is month to month with no setup fees and no long term contract. You stay because the cash pay chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

Built exclusively for endocrinology & metabolic health

A three month wait list
full of insurance rechecks is not the same as a profitable practice.

Q: My schedule is already booked out three months with insurance diabetes and thyroid follow ups. Why would I run ads?

Because a booked schedule and a profitable one are two different things. Most endocrinologists are buried under low reimbursement diabetes and thyroid recheck visits while the cash pay side of the same specialty, medical weight loss, thyroid and metabolic optimization, PCOS programs and concierge membership, sits undeveloped. We do not send you more insurance rechecks you cannot keep up with. We build the self pay lines that actually carry margin and let you decide how much of your week goes to them.

You spent a decade learning to read what a lab panel is really saying, and now an app hands out GLP 1 scripts and thyroid meds with no workup at all, and wins the patients who would actually value you. We build the paid ad engine that fills your cash pay lines on purpose, medical weight loss, thyroid and metabolic optimization, PCOS and concierge care, with patients who specifically want a real endocrinologist. Not prescription shoppers. Enrolled, self pay patients who stay.

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Predictive projections

What a real cash pay endocrinology line is actually worth.

Drag the sliders. Based on real medical weight loss, thyroid and metabolic campaigns, we will show you what a steady flow of program patients does to your revenue, not just your appointment count.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your practice

💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,000

$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k

👤 Avg. cash pay program patient value

$3,000

$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k

A medical weight loss patient on a monthly program, a thyroid or metabolic optimization membership, or a concierge relationship often clears $2k to $6k across a year of visits, labs and management. We will calibrate this to your fee structure on the call.

New cash pay patients this month

8 to 12

New enrolled patients

Lifetime revenue from them

$24,000 to $36,000

Patients × avg value

12-month cumulative revenue

$288k to $432k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

12.0x to 18.0x

Revenue per $1 spent

These are real ranges from healthcare campaigns weighted toward the cash pay side of endocrinology, medical weight loss, thyroid, metabolic and membership care, not insurance reimbursement. Your actual numbers depend on your program pricing, your market, and how aggressive you want to be on self pay. On the call, we will map this to your practice specifically. Get your personalized endocrinology projection →

How it works

A endocrinology growth system, not another "run some weight loss ads" vendor.

Most agencies boost a GLP 1 post, send you a report full of clicks, and call it marketing. We built a system that does one thing: feed your highest margin lines, medical weight loss, thyroid and metabolic optimization, PCOS and concierge care, with patients who specifically wanted a board certified endocrinologist reading their labs.

Capture the right intent

We get in front of patients actively searching in your zip codes: medical weight loss and GLP 1 near me, a thyroid doctor who actually listens, PCOS and insulin resistance help, low testosterone and fatigue answers, or an endocrinologist who takes new patients. Real buying intent, not vague "wellness" traffic.

Win against the telehealth mill

App based weight and hormone brands outspend you and hand out prescriptions with no workup. We make your single biggest advantage the deciding factor: a real endocrinologist who reads the full panel, catches the thyroid nodule or the missed diagnosis, and manages the medication safely, so the patient chooses expertise over a subscription box.

Steer the payer mix

We tag which campaigns produce low reimbursement insurance rechecks and which produce enrolled cash pay program patients, then push budget toward the second. A weight or thyroid inquiry becomes the front door to a managed program and membership, not another one off slot you cannot afford to give away.

Booked on your calendar

The only number that matters: enrolled patients on the schedule, paying program pricing, coming back for their labs and follow ups. Compliant ads that survive the weight loss and medication policy checks, and predictable flow through the whole year, not a one week spike.

Ready to see it applied to your endocrinology practice? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because the cash pay chairs are filling, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching patients who enroll in real endocrinology programs.

No prescription shoppers

We won't fill your inbox with people hunting the cheapest GLP 1 who vanish the moment a mill undercuts you. We build for patients who want a physician managing their care for the long run.

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Margin, not just volume

Your general schedule is probably full already. We optimize for profit per hour, biasing toward cash pay weight, thyroid, metabolic and membership care so a busy calendar finally pays like one.

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Ads that survive review

Weight loss targeting, body imagery and medication claims get accounts flagged fast. We know the exact lines on Meta and Google and write creative that runs without policy headaches.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first live endocrinology campaign in under 14 days. No six week "discovery phase". We have done this before, in your exact specialty.

What to expect

The endocrinology numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical cash pay endocrinology funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks

Patients landing on your program page

$3 to $8 CPC

Leads

Qualified weight, thyroid and metabolic inquiries

$25 to $55 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed new patient consultations

$55 to $110 CPA

Show ups

Actually walk through the door

60% to 80% show rate

Programs enrolled

Acquired & first program payment

$160 to $320 CAC

Your actual numbers depend on your program pricing, average enrollment, and how telehealth heavy your local market is. On the call, we'll map this to your practice.

Real practices. Real results.

Endocrinology and metabolic health practices like yours are already seeing it work.

"My general clinic was always full and it barely moved the needle. Now the weight and thyroid programs stay booked, patients actually enroll and come back, and I finally know next month's cash pay revenue instead of guessing at it."

Dr. Priya N. · Endocrinology & Metabolic Health

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Endocrinology bookings, last 7 days

📅 New medical weight loss consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$

📅 New thyroid optimization consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$

📅 New PCOS & insulin resistance plan · Wed 4:00pm · $$$

📅 New GLP 1 program enrollment · Thu 9:00am · $$$

📅 New concierge membership consult · Thu 11:30am · $$$

📅 New metabolic health consult · Fri 3:00pm · $$$

+11 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of endocrinology and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run an endocrinology or metabolic health practice offering medical weight loss, thyroid and hormone care, PCOS and insulin resistance management, or concierge membership.
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Have a packed insurance schedule but thin margins and cash pay program capacity you have never really marketed.
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Are losing weight and thyroid patients to telehealth mills and app based hormone brands that outspend you and skip the workup.
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Have tried ads before and ended up with rejected weight loss creative or leads that never enrolled.
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Lean on physician referrals but know they will not fill a self pay program predictably month after month.
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Want to steer your payer mix toward higher value cash pay programs, not more low reimbursement rechecks.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want enrolled, repeat program patients.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Run a cheapest prescription model and compete only on medication price.
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Don't have a board certified physician or licensed provider managing care.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

4 endocrinology slots open this month

If you want a predictable cash pay calendar,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your practice.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your program pricing, your payer mix, how telehealth heavy your market is, and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your endocrinology practice.

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✓ No commitment ✓ No card ✓ No contract

The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for endocrinology practices

A three month wait list full of insurance rechecks is not the same as a profitable practice.