Can you even run ads for a ketamine clinic? Isn't it a controlled substance?

Yes, and this is exactly why most agencies fail you. Google and Meta flag the word ketamine and most drug names, so generic agencies get accounts restricted on day one. We write the copy and creative around the patient and the condition, treatment resistant depression, PTSD, chronic pain, anxiety that has not responded to anything else, so campaigns run clean without tripping policy. Compliant advertising for controlled substance clinics is the core of what we do.

Will you send me curious one consult shoppers instead of patients who finish the series?

No. A ketamine course is usually six infusions plus maintenance, not a single visit, so we engineer the funnel around series completion. We pre frame what ketamine is, what the protocol involves, the cash cost, and the safety, so the people who book are emotionally and financially ready to start treatment, not just price checking out of curiosity.

How do you compete with the at home telehealth ketamine companies?

We make your in clinic, physician monitored setting the selling point instead of a weakness. Many patients are nervous about dosing alone at home and want a real medical team in the room. Our campaigns speak to the patient who tried the mail order route, felt unsafe or underwhelmed, and wants supervised infusions from a clinic they can drive to.

My infusion chairs sit empty half the week. Can you fix that?

That idle capacity is the most expensive thing in your clinic, you pay the lease, the nurse, and the monitoring whether a chair is full or not. We pace new patient flow to fill your open infusion slots steadily across the week, and can throttle spend up or down as your schedule fills so you are neither empty nor overbooked.

What is the minimum monthly investment?

We recommend a minimum of $2,500/month in paid ad spend. Ketamine is a high consideration, cash pay decision and clicks cost more in a restricted category, so the system needs enough data to optimize toward booked, qualified consults predictably.

Do you require long term contracts?

No. Month to month. No setup fees. You stay because your infusion schedule keeps filling with patients who are right for treatment, not because a contract locks you in.

Built exclusively for ketamine infusion & ketamine therapy clinics

The patient acquisition
system that keeps your ketamine chairs full.

We reach people who have tried every antidepressant and still feel stuck, explain that supervised ketamine is a real option, and turn them into patients who book and finish the full series. Compliant campaigns in a category most agencies cannot even advertise in. Real patients, not empty chairs.

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Predictive projections

See what a full infusion schedule could be worth.

Drag the sliders. We'll show you, based on real campaign data from ketamine infusion and ketamine therapy clinics, what a steady flow of new patients who complete their series looks like in cash pay revenue.

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💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,500

$2.5k$6k$10k$15k$20k

🧠 Value of one completed patient

$3,200

$800$3k$6k$9k$12k

A standard induction series is roughly six infusions at $400 to $700 each, and many patients return for maintenance. That is why one patient who completes treatment is often worth $2,500 to $6,000. We'll calibrate this to your pricing on the call.

New patients this month

5 to 8

New treatment starts

Revenue they add

$16,000 to $25,600

Patients × completed value

12 month treatment value

$192k to $307k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

6x to 10x

Completed patient value per $1 spent

These are real ranges from ketamine and interventional mental health campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your per infusion price, your protocol, your chair capacity, and your market. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized patient projection →

How it works

A patient acquisition system built for a restricted category.

Most agencies get your ad account flagged the moment they write the word ketamine, then blame you. Selling a cash pay, still misunderstood treatment to someone in real pain is a delicate sale. We built a predictive system that does one thing: deliver qualified patients who are ready to start ketamine and finish the series, without policy headaches.

Reach the people antidepressants failed

We position your clinic in front of people exhausted by years of pills that did not work, of depression, PTSD, anxiety or chronic pain that nothing has touched. That quiet desperation, not curiosity, is what makes someone ready to try something new.

Advertise where others get banned

Google and Meta restrict drug names and controlled substances. We build copy and creative around the condition and the patient instead of the molecule, so your campaigns run clean and stay live while generic agencies sit in account review.

Teach the treatment before they book

Most people still think ketamine is only a party drug. Our funnel does the educating, what supervised infusion actually is, why it works fast, the safety, the cost, so the fear drops and the right person books a consult ready to begin, not to interrogate you.

Paced to your chair capacity

Empty infusion chairs burn money on lease, nursing and monitoring whether or not anyone is in them. We fill your open slots steadily across the week and throttle spend up or down so your schedule stays full without overbooking your staff.

Ready to see it applied to your clinic? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your infusion schedule keeps filling, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into booking new patients.

No flagged ad accounts

We won't get your account restricted writing reckless drug name copy. We know exactly what trips ketamine policy and how to run around it cleanly.

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One focus only

Booked consults and started treatment series. Clicks, impressions and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills chairs.

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Built for healthcare compliance

Controlled substance advertising has the strictest rules on every platform. We write copy and creative that gets approved and protects your accounts and your license.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant ketamine campaign in under 14 days. No six week "discovery phases". We've done this in your exact category before.

What to expect

The ketamine clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,500/month here's what a typical patient funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks

People landing on your treatment page

$5 to $11 CPC

Leads

Qualified treatment inquiries

$40 to $85 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed eligibility consults

$95 to $180 CPA

Show ups

Actually attend the consult

60% to 80% show rate

Treatment starts

Begin their first infusion

$280 to $520 cost per patient

Your actual numbers depend on your per infusion price, your protocol, your chair capacity, and your market competition. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.

Real practices. Real results.

Cash pay clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

"Two agencies got our ad account suspended in a month because they kept writing ketamine all over the copy. EtherealMinds rebuilt everything around the patient and the campaigns just ran. Our infusion chairs went from half empty to a real waitlist on the busy days."

Dr. Elena V., MD · Ketamine & Interventional Psychiatry

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Treatment consults, last 7 days

📅 New depression infusion consult · Tue 9:30am · $$$

📅 New PTSD treatment inquiry · Tue 2:00pm · $$$

📅 New chronic pain consult · Wed 11:00am · $$$

📅 New anxiety treatment call · Wed 3:30pm · $$$

📅 New ketamine series inquiry · Thu 10:00am · $$$

📅 New maintenance patient consult · Fri 1:00pm · $$$

+8 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of ketamine, mental health and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee. Ketamine therapy is a medical decision made between a patient and a licensed clinician.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run a ketamine infusion or ketamine therapy clinic treating depression, PTSD, anxiety, OCD or chronic pain on a cash pay basis.
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Have infusion chairs sitting empty during the week and want them filled predictably, not by luck.
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Are tired of agencies getting your ad accounts flagged and want someone who actually understands controlled substance advertising.
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Want patients who complete the full series and return for maintenance, not one curious consult that never books.
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Are losing ground to at home telehealth ketamine brands and need to win the patient who wants supervised, in clinic care.
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Want a trackable system, not guessing whether enough new patients will walk in this month.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2.5k+/mo ad spend) and want high value patients who finish treatment.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Want to advertise ketamine recklessly and don't care about platform compliance or your accounts.
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Aren't ready to clearly explain and stand behind your treatment pricing.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Can't commit at least $2,500/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

4 ketamine clinic slots open this month

If you want an infusion schedule that fills on a schedule,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your per infusion price, your protocol, your chair capacity, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your ketamine clinic.

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✓ No commitment ✓ No card ✓ No contract

The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for ketamine infusion and ketamine therapy clinics

The patient acquisition system that keeps your ketamine chairs full.