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Built exclusively for lipedema clinics and lymph sparing surgeons

The patient acquisition
system that fills your calendar with women who finally know what is wrong with them.

Your future patients have spent years being told to just eat less and move more. Right now they are searching for a lipedema specialist, for why the fat on their legs hurts and bruises, for lymph sparing surgery that will not make them worse. We put your clinic in front of them, answer their doubt honestly, and land the serious ones on your calendar. Qualified lipedema consults every week, not a lucky mention in a support group.

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Predictive projections

What is a steady stream of lipedema consults actually worth?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from lipedema and lymphatic practices, we will show you what predictable consult volume looks like once patients find you directly instead of waiting to bump into your name in a Facebook group.

πŸ‘‡ Drag the sliders to match your clinic
$2,500
$2,500
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$3,000
$3,000
$500$5k$10k$15k$20k
A conservative care patient in compression and manual drainage may be worth several hundred dollars, while a lymph sparing surgery case that runs across multiple stages can reach $15,000 or more. Most lipedema clinics blend both. We will calibrate this to your real case mix on the call.
New patient consults this month
8 to 16
New booked lipedema consults that come in
Revenue from them
$24,000 to $48,000
Consults that proceed Γ— avg patient value
12 month cumulative revenue
$288k to $576k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
9.6x to 19.2x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from lipedema and lymphatic campaigns. Your actual numbers depend on your surgery pricing, how well your intake handles insurance and self pay questions, and how many out of area patients you are ready to treat. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized lipedema clinic projection β†’
How it works

A lipedema growth system, not a service.

Most lipedema clinics grow one referral and one grateful patient at a time, hoping their name spreads through support groups faster than a competitor two states over. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: put a steady flow of qualified lipedema patients on your calendar every week, including the ones who are ready to travel to the right surgeon.

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Meet the doubt

We reach women searching right now for a lipedema specialist near me, lymph sparing liposuction, why do my legs bruise and ache, and the difference between lipedema and lymphedema. Real intent from people who suspect something is wrong, not cold scrolling that never books a consult.

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Compliant by design

Marketed like a weight loss offer, lipedema ads get healthcare accounts restricted fast. Every ad, page and word presents lipedema as the medical condition it is, no slim down photos or fat removal promises, so your campaigns keep running clean instead of getting flagged the week you need them most.

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Answer the money question

Coverage confusion is where lipedema leads go cold. We build the funnel to address self pay, financing, superbills and appeals honestly and up front, so committed patients book a consult instead of vanishing into a week of Googling insurance denials.

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Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: qualified consults on your schedule, the right patients for your technique, and a pipeline that grows month over month whether or not a single new support group post mentions your name.

Ready to see it applied to your lipedema clinic? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your calendar is full of qualified lipedema consults, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching the women who need a real lipedema provider.

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No banned accounts

We will not get your ad account flagged with reckless slim down or fat removal copy. We know exactly what trips personal health review and how to write lipedema campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Qualified consults and surgery cases that fit your technique. Likes on an educational reel do not fill an operating schedule. We report on what books.

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Right patients, not price shoppers

We attract women who want a surgeon who understands staging and lymph sparing care, so you stop losing serious cases to whoever quoted the cheapest generic lipo.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant lipedema campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

The lipedema clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,500/month here is what a typical lipedema consult funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks
Women searching lipedema answers on your offer page
$2.20 to $5.40 CPC
Leads
Qualified lipedema inquiries and questionnaires
$40 to $85 CPL
Consults booked
Confirmed new lipedema consultations
$150 to $300 CPA
Consults show
Patient in your chair for the evaluation
65% to 85% show rate
Treatment plans started
Consult turns into conservative care or surgery
$300 to $700 CAC
Your actual numbers depend on your surgery pricing, how your intake handles insurance and self pay questions, and your local and travel patient mix. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.
Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Specialty clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

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"I spent so much time trying to explain lipedema on social media and hoping the right woman would find me. Now qualified patients reach out already knowing what they have and ready for a real evaluation. My consult schedule finally reflects how many people out there actually need this."

Owner Β· Lipedema and Lymphatic Clinic
Recovery Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
Spine & Wellness Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Lipedema consults, last 7 days
πŸ“… New lipedema evaluation Β· Tue 9:30am Β· self pay
πŸ“… New lymph sparing surgery consult Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“… New conservative care intake Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $
πŸ“… New out of state consult Β· Thu 10:00am Β· travel
πŸ“… New stage 2 surgery consult Β· Thu 1:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“… New compression and drainage plan Β· Fri 4:00pm Β· $$
+14 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of specialty healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run a lipedema clinic or lymph sparing surgery practice, or offer real lipedema care inside a vein, lymphatic or plastic surgery practice.
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    Are tired of growing only through support groups and word of mouth and want a pipeline you actually control.
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    Keep losing serious cases to generic cosmetic surgeons who undercut you on price and do not understand lymph sparing technique.
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    Watch leads go cold on insurance questions and want a funnel that handles self pay, financing and appeals honestly.
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    Are ready to treat patients who travel to reach a provider who finally understands what they have.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next month's consult schedule will fill.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2.5k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, honest campaigns.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to sell lipedema as a weight loss or slim down offer. We do not do that, ever.
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    Perform generic liposuction without regard for lymph sparing technique and staging.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Cannot commit at least $2,500/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 lipedema clinic slots open this month

If you want a consult schedule full of women who need exactly what you do,
we will show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We will look at your surgery pricing, your intake and insurance flow, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your lipedema clinic.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for lipedema clinics
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