Do you only work with Lyme and tick borne illness clinics?

We work exclusively with healthcare practices, and Lyme clinics are a vertical we understand well. We know the long and painful road a chronic Lyme patient travels before they find you, why most of them pay out of pocket, and why a single Facebook recommendation in a Lyme support group is worth more than a hundred cold clicks. We build around that reality instead of treating you like a generic medical office.

Can you bring patients ready for a full treatment plan, not just someone who wants one test?

Yes, and that is the entire point. Plenty of people want a single panel drawn and then vanish. Our funnel speaks to the person who has been sick for months or years, has already tried the antibiotics and the dismissals, and is ready to commit to a real protocol. We filter for people who understand chronic Lyme is a long game, so the consults that reach your calendar are patients who will actually start and stay in treatment.

Most of my patients were dismissed by other doctors. How do you reach them?

That dismissal is exactly the emotional hook we lead with. These patients were told their labs were normal, that it was anxiety, that chronic Lyme is not real. Our ads and pages name that experience directly, validate it, and position you as the Lyme literate clinic that finally takes them seriously. People who feel understood in the first three seconds of an ad are the ones who book.

How do you keep Lyme ads from getting rejected for disease claims?

Meta and Google are brutal on chronic disease language, cure claims and anything that implies a guaranteed recovery, and Lyme is one of the most scrutinized categories there is. We know which words trigger an instant disapproval and how to speak to fatigue, brain fog, joint pain and the search for answers in a way that runs clean. You keep your ad account alive instead of watching it get flagged mid campaign.

What is the minimum monthly investment?

We recommend a minimum of $2,500/month in paid ad spend for a Lyme clinic. These patients research for a long time before they commit, and treatment programs carry high value, so the system needs enough budget to gather data and optimize toward booked, qualified consults rather than cheap curiosity clicks.

Do you require long term contracts?

No. Month to month, no setup fees. You stay because qualified Lyme consults keep landing on your calendar, not because a contract traps you. If the system stops delivering, you walk, and we would rather earn the next month than lock you into one.

Built exclusively for Lyme literate & tick borne illness clinics

The patient acquisition
system that fills your calendar with chronic Lyme patients ready for real treatment.

We put your clinic in front of the people who have spent years being told their bloodwork is fine while they can barely get out of bed, and turn them into booked, cash pay consults. Not curiosity clicks. Not people who want one test and disappear. Patients who are done being dismissed and ready to commit to a protocol.

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Predictive projections

What could a steady flow of chronic Lyme patients do for your clinic?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from Lyme literate and integrative clinics, we'll show you what a predictable stream of committed cash pay patients looks like financially.

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💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,500

$2.5k$8k$15k$22k$30k

🦠 Avg. treatment program value

$4,500

$1k$4.5k$8k$11.5k$15k

A full Lyme and co infection protocol with testing, consults and months of treatment commonly runs $3k to $12k out of pocket. We'll calibrate this to your program pricing on the call.

New treatment patients this month

4 to 8

New patients starting a protocol

Revenue from those patients

$18,000 to $36,000

Patients × avg program value

12 month cumulative revenue

$216k to $432k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

7.2x to 14.4x

Revenue per $1 spent

These are real ranges from Lyme and integrative campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your consult conversion, your program pricing and your local market. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized Lyme clinic projection →

How it works

A Lyme clinic growth system, not another report full of likes.

Most agencies have never heard of IGeneX, Bartonella or a Herx reaction. They boost a few posts, send you a dashboard of impressions, and leave your consult calendar just as empty as before. We built a predictive system that does one thing: deliver qualified, cash pay Lyme patients on repeat.

Symptom and search intent capture

We meet patients where their desperation already lives: searches like "Lyme literate doctor near me", "why do I feel sick but my tests are normal", chronic fatigue, migrating joint pain, brain fog, air hunger and the suspicion of a tick bite years ago. Real intent, not vague wellness curiosity.

Validation and commitment filter

Chronic Lyme patients have been burned before, and treatment is not cheap or quick. Our funnel validates what they have been through, explains why a Lyme literate workup goes deeper, and pre frames the investment so the person who books a consult already understands this is a protocol, not a prescription refill.

Compliant creative that survives the ad platforms

Lyme is one of the most heavily policed ad categories there is. We write creative that speaks to the symptoms and the search for answers without the cure claims and disease language that get accounts suspended, so your campaigns actually keep running month after month.

Consults on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: qualified patients booked into your consult process and starting treatment. Reach and follower counts are noise. We report on booked consults and patients who begin a protocol.

Ready to see it applied to your Lyme clinic? Book a call →

Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because qualified Lyme consults keep landing, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you committed cash pay patients.

No quack energy

We won't lump your clinic in with the miracle cure sellers and supplement influencers who have made this space hard to trust. We position your clinical credibility so serious, suffering patients choose you over the noise.

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One focus only

Booked, qualified consults that convert to treatment programs. Likes, reach and tire kickers are noise. We report on what fills your treatment schedule.

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Built for health claim compliance

Meta and Google are strict on chronic disease language and cure claims, and Lyme draws extra scrutiny. We know what gets flagged and how to write ads that run without your account getting suspended mid campaign.

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Up and running in days

From signed to your first Lyme campaign in under 14 days. No six week "discovery phase". We've done this in demanding healthcare verticals already.

What to expect

The Lyme clinic numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,500/month here's what a typical Lyme and tick borne illness funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks

Patients landing on your offer page

$3 to $8 CPC

Leads

Qualified Lyme and co infection inquiries

$35 to $90 CPL

Consults booked

Confirmed new patient consultations

$110 to $240 CPA

Show ups

Actually attend the consult

66% to 82% show rate

Protocols started

Consult converts to paid treatment

$320 to $720 CAC

A single treatment program usually pays back the whole month of acquisition cost several times over. On the call, we'll map this to your clinic.

Real cash pay practices. Real results.

Clinics treating complex, cash pay patients are already seeing it work.

"We were almost entirely dependent on Facebook support groups and patient referrals, and new consults came in waves I could never predict. Now I have my own pipeline of patients who already understand what a Lyme literate workup involves before they ever call. My treatment schedule stays full and I can finally plan hiring."

Dr. Marisol T. · Lyme & Tick Borne Illness Clinic

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Consults booked, last 7 days

📅 New chronic Lyme consult · Tue 10:00am · $$$

📅 New tick bite and early symptoms consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$

📅 New Bartonella co infection consult · Wed 4:00pm · $$$

📅 New brain fog and fatigue workup · Thu 9:00am · $$$

📅 New second opinion consult · Thu 11:30am · $$$

📅 New ongoing treatment inquiry · Fri 3:00pm · $$$

+8 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of Lyme, integrative and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run a Lyme literate or tick borne illness clinic built around real workups, co infection care and longer treatment protocols.
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Have open consult slots and treatment capacity you want filled with committed, cash pay patients.
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Are tired of one off curiosity seekers who want a single test result and never start treatment.
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Feel too dependent on support groups and referrals and want a patient pipeline you actually own.
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Have run ads before and ended up with disapproved health claims or leads that never booked a consult.
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Want a trackable system, not guessing whether next quarter's new patients will show up.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2.5k+/mo ad spend) and want patients with high treatment value.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Only draw one off panels and have no treatment program behind them.
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Make cure all claims you can't stand behind clinically.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Can't commit at least $2,500/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

4 Lyme clinic slots open this month

If you want predictable cash pay patient flow,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your clinic.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your programs, your pricing, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your Lyme clinic.

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The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for Lyme and tick borne illness clinics

The patient acquisition system that fills your calendar with chronic Lyme patients ready for real treatment.