We reach the adults who have quietly suspected they have ADHD for years, show them your clinic is where they finally get a real answer, and turn them into evaluations that book, show up, and stay for ongoing care. Compliant campaigns in a category that gets most agencies flagged. Real patients, not empty slots.
Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from adult ADHD and psychiatric practices, we'll show you what a steady flow of new patients who complete an evaluation and stay for ongoing care looks like in cash pay revenue.
Adult ADHD is one of the fastest growing searches in healthcare, and one of the easiest ways to get an ad account limited. Most agencies write medication names into the copy, trip stimulant policy, and blame you when the account stalls. We built a predictable system that does one thing: deliver adults who are ready for a real evaluation and ongoing treatment, without the policy headaches.
We put your clinic in front of the person who cannot finish tasks, misses deadlines, forgets appointments, and has quietly asked themselves if this is ADHD. That recognition, not curiosity, is what makes someone finally book an evaluation.
Google and Meta restrict stimulant and controlled substance language. We build copy and creative around the lived experience and the evaluation instead of the medication, so your campaigns stay approved and live while generic agencies sit in account review.
Not every click is a patient you want. Our funnel makes it clear you do a real clinical evaluation, that testing takes time, and that treatment is a relationship. The people who book are ready for proper care, not a five minute script.
Empty evaluation slots burn the clinician's salary and your rent whether or not anyone sits in them. We fill your intake and testing calendar steadily across the week and throttle spend up or down so you stay full without a backlog you cannot serve.
No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.
Month to month. You stay because your evaluation calendar keeps filling, not because a contract says you have to.
We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into booking new patients.
We won't get your account limited writing careless stimulant copy. We know exactly what trips ADHD and controlled substance policy and how to run around it cleanly.
Booked, qualified evaluations and patients who stay for ongoing care. Clicks, impressions and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your calendar.
Mental health and controlled substance advertising has the strictest rules on every platform. We write copy and creative that gets approved and protects your accounts and your license.
From signed to first compliant ADHD campaign in under 14 days. No six week "discovery phases". We've done this in your exact category before.
At $2,000/month here's what a typical patient funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.
"Our first agency got the ad account limited within weeks because they kept naming medications in the copy. EtherealMinds rebuilt everything around the patient's day to day struggle and the campaigns just ran. Our evaluation calendar went from gaps every week to a real waitlist, and the people booking are the ones who actually stay for care."
Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your evaluation price, your ongoing care model, your calendar capacity, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your ADHD clinic.