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Built exclusively for eating disorder & behavioral health programs

The admissions
system that keeps your beds full.

Empty beds burn fixed costs every single night. We put your program in front of the families searching for help right now and the clinicians looking for a placement, then route real, prescreened inquiries to your admissions team. Compliant campaigns, steady census, admissions that fit your level of care.

Only 4 treatment program slots left in May Β· filling fast
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30 min Β· No cost Β· No pitch
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Predictive projections

What is one steady census actually worth to you?

Drag the sliders. Based on real behavioral health campaign data, we'll show you what consistent admissions look like as revenue, so you can see the cost of every empty bed you are carrying tonight.

πŸ‘‡ Drag the sliders to match your program
$3,000
$3,000
$3k$9k$15k$22k$30k
$18,000
$18,000
$5k$18k$32k$46k$60k
An IOP episode may be worth $5,000 to $12,000 while a residential stay can run $25,000 to $60,000 or more. Because episodes are high value, one extra admission a month usually covers the entire marketing investment. We'll calibrate this to your levels of care on the call.
New admissions this month
2 to 4
Completed admissions
Revenue they add
$36,000 to $72,000
Admissions Γ— episode value
12 month census value
$432k to $864k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
6x to 10x
Episode value per $1 spent
These are real ranges from behavioral health campaigns we've run. Your actual numbers depend on your levels of care, your payer mix, your length of stay, and your market. On the call, we'll map this to your program specifically. Get your personalized census projection β†’
How it works

A census system, not another agency.

Most agencies have never touched a LegitScript certification, get your Google account suspended, and hand your admissions team a pile of unqualified calls. Filling beds in behavioral health is a specific, regulated, high consideration sale. We built a system that does one thing: deliver families and referrals who are a real clinical and financial fit, on repeat.

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Get certified and compliant first

Before a dollar goes out, we take you through LegitScript certification and build the account the way Google requires for treatment providers. That is the step generalist agencies skip, and it is why their campaigns get flagged and paused. Yours run.

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Reach families at the moment of need

A parent searching anorexia treatment for my daughter or an adult looking for binge eating help is in crisis, not browsing. We meet that urgency with search and social that answer their real questions, levels of care, insurance, what admission looks like, and make it easy to reach a person.

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Prescreen before it hits admissions

Your admissions team should spend its time on families who are ready, not answering the same questions all day. Our funnel prequalifies for level of care and insurance up front, so the inquiries that reach your line are worth the call.

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Optimize toward admissions, not clicks

The system learns from every inquiry, VOB and admission, lowering your cost per admission month over month. We pace spend to your available beds and open referral capacity so census stays steady instead of swinging.

Ready to see it applied to your program? Book a call β†’
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it doesn't work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your beds keep filling, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into filling beds and referral pipelines.

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No unqualified call floods

We won't bury your admissions team in people who do not fit your level of care or cannot fund treatment. We prescreen so calls turn into admissions.

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LegitScript and policy fluent

Behavioral health advertising is one of the most restricted categories on Google and Meta. We handle certification and write inside medical claim rules, so your account stays live.

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One focus only

Admissions completed and census held. Clicks, impressions and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills beds.

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Up and running in days

From signed to certified campaigns as fast as certification allows. No six week discovery phases. We've done this in your exact model before.

What to expect

The behavioral health numbers, unfiltered.

At $3,000/month here's what a typical admissions funnel looks like based on real campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Families and clinicians landing on your program
$6 to $14 CPC
Inquiries
Qualified family and referral inquiries
$60 to $140 CPL
Admissions calls
Confirmed calls with your admissions team
$150 to $320 CPA
Verified & fit
Insurance verified and clinically appropriate
55% to 75% VOB rate
Admissions
Patients who start treatment
$1,200 to $3,000 cost per admission
Your actual numbers depend on your levels of care, your payer mix, your length of stay, and your market competition. On the call, we'll map this to your program.
Real practices. Real results.

Behavioral health and healthcare programs like yours are already seeing it work.

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"We were spending our nights praying the phone would ring and living off a handful of clinician referrals. Within two months the calls coming in actually matched our level of care and our payers, and our admissions team stopped wasting hours on people we could never take. Census is finally steady."

Clinical Director Β· Residential & IOP Behavioral Health Program
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Admissions inquiries, last 7 days
πŸ“ž New family inquiry, residential Β· Tue 9:30am Β· $$$
πŸ“ž New clinician referral, PHP Β· Tue 2:00pm Β· $$$
πŸ“ž New adult IOP inquiry Β· Wed 11:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“ž New parent inquiry, adolescent Β· Wed 3:30pm Β· $$$
πŸ“ž New insurance verified inquiry Β· Thu 10:00am Β· $$$
πŸ“ž New residential admission call Β· Fri 1:00pm Β· $$$
+8 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of behavioral health and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Run an eating disorder or behavioral health program at the residential, PHP or IOP level of care.
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    Have open beds or unused referral capacity and want to fill them predictably, not by luck.
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    Are tired of depending on clinician referrals and directory listings that trickle in slower than your census needs.
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    Have had a Google account flagged or suspended and need someone who knows LegitScript and behavioral health policy cold.
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    Want inquiries that fit your level of care and payers, not calls your admissions team has to turn away all day.
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    Want a trackable system, not guessing whether census holds this quarter.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($3k+/mo ad spend) to fill high value treatment episodes.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Aren't a licensed treatment provider or can't complete LegitScript certification.
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    Want to make claims about outcomes that regulators and ad platforms won't allow.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed admission numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $3,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 treatment program slots open this month

If you want a census that holds instead of swings,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your program.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your levels of care, your payer mix, your market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your eating disorder or behavioral health program.

βœ“ No commitment βœ“ No card βœ“ No contract
The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for eating disorder and behavioral health programs
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