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Built for the freestanding birth center, not the hospital labor floor

Every empty month of due dates
is revenue you never get back.

A birth center can only serve so many births a month, and when a month comes up half full there is no making it up later. Meanwhile the hospital system down the road outspends you a hundred to one and expecting parents still do not know you exist. We send you a steady flow of first trimester families who want exactly the birth you offer, booked for a tour and ready to enroll. Your rooms full, your calendar even, your model finally getting seen.

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Predictive projections

What a full year of due dates is actually worth to your birth center.

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from maternity and healthcare practices, we'll show you what a steady stream of enrolled families does to your prenatal, birth and postpartum revenue combined.

👇 Drag the sliders to match your birth center
$2,000
$2,000
$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k
$6,000
$6,000
$1k$4k$8k$12k$15k
The global fee for prenatal care, the birth and postpartum visits is only the start. A family that loves their birth often comes back for the next baby and refers their whole circle of pregnant friends. Cash pay and insurance mix both live in this range. We'll calibrate it on the call.
New families this month
4 to 7
New enrolled or touring
Revenue from them
$24,000 to $42,000
Families × avg value
12 month cumulative revenue
$288k to $504k
If you run the system all year
Return on ad spend
12x to 21x
Revenue per $1 spent
These are real ranges from maternity and healthcare campaigns we've run. Your real numbers depend on how many births you can safely take each month, your cash and insurance mix, and how much hospital marketing you compete against locally. On the call, we'll map this to your birth center specifically. Get your personalized birth center projection →
How it works

A growth system built for the birth center and midwifery practice.

Most agencies treat you like a med spa and blast a discount offer at anyone within ten miles. Birth does not work that way. The decision is emotional, months long, and made early in pregnancy. We built a system that reaches expecting parents while they are still choosing where to birth, earns their trust, and paces them into your open months so nothing sits empty.

01

Reach them in the first trimester

We get in front of expecting parents the moment they start searching for a birth center near me, a midwife accepting new patients, water birth, or an alternative to a hospital delivery. Early is everything: catch them at week eight, not week thirty when they are already booked elsewhere.

02

Answer the safety question first

Every family wonders the same thing: is a birth center safe, what happens if something goes wrong, does insurance cover it. We warm them with real education, your outcomes, your transfer relationships and your reviews so they arrive at the tour reassured instead of anxious and second guessing.

03

Turn interest into a booked tour

A curious click is not a client. We move serious families straight to a booked tour or enrollment consult on your calendar, and qualify out the ones who were only ever going to deliver at the hospital, so your midwives spend their time on parents ready to commit.

04

Pace the calendar, not just the leads

We watch which months are filling and steer new families toward the ones with room, so you enroll evenly instead of overbooking one due date window and starving the next. The only number that matters: rooms full, births spread out, families cared for.

Ready to see it applied to your birth center? Book a call →
Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

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No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because tours and enrollments are filling your calendar, not because a contract says you have to.

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No setup fees

We don't charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into reaching families who want the birth you provide.

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No overbooking one month

We won't dump every lead into the same due date window. We pace demand across your open months so your roster stays even and safe.

✓

One focus only

Booked tours and enrolled families. Clicks, likes and vanity leads are noise. We report on what fills your rooms and your prenatal schedule.

✓

Built for maternity compliance

Meta and Google police pregnancy and health claims hard. We know what gets a birth or maternity ad flagged and how to write copy and creative that runs clean.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first birth center campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phase. We have done this in healthcare, not learned it on you.

What to expect

The birth center numbers, unfiltered.

At $2,000/month here's what a typical birth center funnel looks like based on real maternity and healthcare campaigns we've run.

Clicks
Expecting parents landing on your offer page
$2 to $6 CPC
Leads
Qualified birth and midwifery inquiries
$25 to $60 CPL
Tours booked
Confirmed tours and enrollment consults
$60 to $130 CPA
Show ups
Actually walk through the door
65% to 85% show rate
Families enrolled
Signed on for prenatal & birth
$200 to $450 CAC
Your real numbers depend on your monthly birth capacity, your cash and insurance mix, and how much hospital marketing shares your market. On the call, we'll map this to your birth center.
Real practices. Real results.

Independent healthcare practices competing against hospital systems are already winning with this.

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"We used to have months where we caught eight babies and months where we caught two, and the slow ones terrified me because the rent does not care. Now our tours are booked weeks out and the due dates spread across the calendar. For the first time I can plan my staffing because I actually know what next quarter looks like."

Ruth M., CPM · Freestanding Birth Center
Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale
5x ROAS in month 3
IV Clinic in South Florida
12 to 15 new patients each month
Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale
4.2x ROAS in month 2
TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami
+41 new patients in 90 days
Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)
Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)
Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center
+30 new patients in 60 days
Birth center tours, last 7 days
📅 New birth center tour · Tue 10:00am · $$$
📅 New midwifery care consult · Wed 2:30pm · $$$
📅 New water birth enrollment · Wed 4:00pm · $$$
📅 New VBAC consultation · Thu 9:00am · $$$
📅 New first trimester prenatal intake · Thu 11:30am · $$$
📅 New tour, second baby with us · Fri 3:00pm · $$$
+9 more this week
Results vary. Shown examples are representative of maternity and healthcare engagements we've run, not a guarantee.
Who this is for

This works if you…

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    Own or run a freestanding birth center or midwifery practice offering prenatal care, out of hospital birth and postpartum care.
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    Have months that come up half full, and you feel every empty due date because you can never make that revenue back.
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    Are tired of depending on doula and word of mouth referrals that go quiet exactly when you have rooms open.
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    Know families in your area still don't realize you exist, or assume the hospital is their only option.
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    Want families who choose you early, in the first trimester, so you capture the full prenatal course, not a late transfer.
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    Want a trackable system, not crossing your fingers that this year's referrals repeat next year.
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    Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) and want families with real lifetime value.
Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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    Want to fill six months of due dates overnight (birth is a slow, months long decision and we respect that).
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    Don't have licensed midwives or the clinical capacity to take on new births safely.
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    Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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    Expect guaranteed enrollment numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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    Can't commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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    Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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    Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.
4 birth center slots open this month

If you want a calendar that fills evenly, month after month,
we'll show you exactly how it works for your birth center.

Free 30 minute strategy call. No pitch. We'll look at your monthly birth capacity, your cash and insurance mix, your local market and your budget, and tell you straight whether this is right for your birth center.

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The founders of EtherealMinds, the patient acquisition agency for birth centers and midwifery practices
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