Built exclusively for non surgical carpal tunnel & hand clinics

The patient acquisition
system that fills your calendar with people whose hands go numb every night.

Right now, someone in your city is awake at 2am shaking a numb, tingling hand and typing "carpal tunnel treatment without surgery" and "hand doctor near me" into their phone. They book with whoever shows up first and sounds like they understand it. We make that clinic yours, with compliant campaigns that bring in real patients ready for an evaluation. Booked evaluations, not clicks.

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Predictive projections

What could a steady flow of carpal tunnel patients actually be worth?

Drag the sliders. Based on real campaign data from hand and nerve clinics, we will show you what consistent evaluation flow looks like across a full carpal tunnel care path, from diagnosis to splinting, injection or release.

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💰 Monthly ad investment

$2,000

$2k$5k$10k$15k$20k

👤 Avg. carpal tunnel patient value

$2,400

$500$2.5k$5k$7.5k$10k

Most hand clinics see $1.5k to $5k per patient across the full path (evaluation, nerve conduction study or EMG, splinting, cortisone or ultrasound guided injection, therapy, and release surgery when needed). We will calibrate this on the call.

New carpal tunnel patients this month

9 to 13

New booked evaluations

Revenue from them

$22,500 to $45,500

Patients × avg value

12 month cumulative revenue

$270k to $546k

If you run the system all year

Return on ad spend

11.3x to 22.8x

Revenue per $1 spent

These are real ranges from hand and nerve campaigns we have run. Your actual numbers depend on your treatment mix, how many patients go on to release surgery, your payer mix, and your market. On the call, we will map this to your clinic specifically. Get your personalized hand clinic projection →

How it works

How does a carpal tunnel patient acquisition system actually work?

Most agencies either refuse to touch hand and nerve ads or run them so carelessly your account gets restricted. We built a compliant, predictive system that does one thing: deliver booked evaluations from qualified carpal tunnel patients on repeat.

Intent capture

We put your clinic in front of people searching for relief from hand numbness, tingling fingers, night pain and a weakening grip in your city. These are people who already know something is wrong and want an answer, not vague awareness.

Compliant by design

Hand, nerve and injection offers get policed on Meta and Google. Every ad, page and word is written around approved relief and function positioning, so your campaigns run and your account stays safe instead of sitting in review.

Qualified patient filter

A funnel engineered to attract the classic carpal tunnel picture, numb thumb and first two fingers, worse at night, a drugstore brace that did nothing, and to screen out the general aches that are not a fit before they reach your front desk.

Booked on your calendar

The only KPI that matters: carpal tunnel patients evaluated, tested, treated and moving through their care path. Everything we do ladders up to that number.

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Why this is different

We made it stupid easy to start.

No lock ins. No smoke. No fine print. If it does not work, you leave.

No long term contracts

Month to month. You stay because your schedule is filling with qualified carpal tunnel patients, not because a contract says you have to.

No setup fees

We do not charge you to start. Your investment goes where it belongs, into getting you booked hand and nerve evaluations.

No banned accounts

We will not torch your ad account with reckless reverse nerve damage or guaranteed fix claims. We know exactly what triggers review on hand, nerve and injection offers and how to write campaigns that run clean.

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One focus only

Booked evaluations from qualified carpal tunnel patients. Clicks, impressions and vanity metrics are noise. We report on what fills your treatment calendar.

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Honest about payer mix

We build the offer around what is covered and what is cash pay, from insurance covered nerve studies and injections to cash laser or regenerative add ons, so leads arrive with the right expectations and actually show up.

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Up and running in days

From signed to first compliant carpal tunnel campaign in under 14 days. No six week discovery phases. We have done this before, in your exact vertical.

What to expect

What do the carpal tunnel ad numbers really look like?

At $2,000/month here is what a typical hand clinic funnel looks like based on real campaigns we have run.

Clicks

Patients landing on your offer page

$2 to $6 CPC

Leads

Qualified hand numbness inquiries

$20 to $45 CPL

Evaluations booked

Confirmed new patient evaluations

$45 to $95 CPA

Show ups

Actually walk through the door

60% to 80% show rate

Patients in care

Acquired & first treatment scheduled

$130 to $280 CAC

Your actual numbers depend on your treatment mix, payer mix, and market competition. On the call, we will map this to your clinic.

Real healthcare practices. Real results.

Hand, nerve and specialty clinics like yours are already seeing it work.

"We used to live off neurology referrals and slow months. Now patients find us first, numb hands and all, and our evaluations are booked over a week out."

Dr. Priya N. · Hand & Upper Extremity

Wellness Center in Fort Lauderdale

5x ROAS in month 3

IV Clinic in South Florida

12 to 15 new patients each month

Specialty Medical Practice in Fort Lauderdale

4.2x ROAS in month 2

TRT & HGH Clinic in Miami

+41 new patients in 90 days

Dr. Olayemi Osiyemi (Doctor Triple O)

Trusts EtherealMinds to manage all of his businesses (4+)

Sleep Apnea & Sleep Study Center

+30 new patients in 60 days

Hand clinic bookings, last 7 days

📅 New hand numbness eval · Tue 9:30am · $$$

📅 New night tingling consult · Tue 2:00pm · $$$

📅 New nerve study booking · Wed 11:00am · $$$

📅 New carpal tunnel injection consult · Thu 10:30am · $$$

📅 New avoid surgery eval · Thu 3:30pm · $$$

📅 New weak grip consult · Fri 1:00pm · $$$

+11 more this week

Results vary. Shown examples are representative of hand, nerve and healthcare engagements we have run, not a guarantee.

Good questions

Everything you're wondering about carpal tunnel patient flow, answered.

Do people actually search online for carpal tunnel treatment, or do they just wait for a referral?

They search, constantly, usually at 2am when the numbness and tingling wakes them up and they are shaking their hand out over the side of the bed. They type carpal tunnel treatment without surgery, why does my hand go numb at night, and hand doctor near me. Most have not seen anyone yet because their primary care doctor told them to wear a drugstore brace and wait. Our funnels catch them in that exact moment and position your clinic as the place that can finally explain what is wrong and fix it.

How much does it cost to get carpal tunnel patients, and how do you handle insurance versus cash pay?

We recommend a minimum of $2,000 per month in ad spend so the system has enough data to optimize, plus our management fee, which we cover on the call. On the patient side we keep it honest: evaluations, nerve conduction studies, EMG, splinting and cortisone injections are usually covered by commercial plans and Medicare, while cold laser, ultrasound guided options and some regenerative add ons are typically cash pay. We build the messaging around your real payer mix so the people who book are not blindsided at the front desk.

Can you run hand and nerve ads without getting my account flagged?

This is where most agencies get a hand clinic in trouble. Meta and Google are strict about health and body related claims, and words like cure, reverse nerve damage or guaranteed will get an account restricted fast. We write every ad and page around approved, defensible positioning about relief from numbness, tingling and night pain and getting your grip and sleep back, so your campaigns actually run instead of sitting in review.

How is this different from waiting on referrals from primary care and neurologists?

Referrals put your schedule in someone else's hands, and by the time a patient is referred they have often been passed around for months. This is a channel you own. You choose the city, the budget and the pace, and you stop depending on whether the local neurology group remembers you this quarter. Most hand clinics we work with use it to build a steady flow of self referred patients who found them first.

Will the leads be real carpal tunnel patients or just anyone with sore hands?

The funnel qualifies before it books. We screen for the classic picture, numbness and tingling in the thumb, index and middle fingers, symptoms worse at night, dropping cups, and often months of a brace that did nothing. We filter out the arthritis only, the general wrist sprains and the people hunting for something you do not offer, so you get booked evaluations worth your providers time, not a pile of names to chase.

How fast can we start and how soon will I see booked carpal tunnel evaluations?

From signed to your first compliant carpal tunnel campaign is usually under 14 days, with no six week discovery phase. Most clinics see qualified evaluations booking within the first two to three weeks as the system gathers data, and flow becomes steadier by month two once the campaigns are optimized to your market and your providers schedule.

Who this is for

This works if you…

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Run a carpal tunnel, hand, orthopedic, neurology or therapy clinic offering nerve testing, splinting, injections, therapy or release surgery.
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Have open evaluation slots and inconsistent month to month new patient flow.
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Are tired of waiting on primary care and neurology referrals you cannot control or scale.
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Have tried ads before and ended up with disapprovals, a flagged account, or leads that never booked.
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Want qualified carpal tunnel patients, not random clicks or people with unrelated aches you do not treat.
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Want a trackable system, not guessing whether this month's patients will repeat next month.
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Are ready to invest in growth ($2k+/mo ad spend) with compliant, safe campaigns.

Who this isn't for

Don't book a call if you…

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Want to make miracle cure or guaranteed reverse nerve damage claims. We do not do that, ever.
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Do not have licensed medical providers on staff.
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Are looking for the cheapest agency on the market.
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Expect guaranteed patient numbers (nobody serious in this niche will promise that).
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Cannot commit at least $2,000/month to ad spend.
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Aren't in healthcare. We really mean it, healthcare only.
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Want to micromanage every ad. Trust us to run the system.

The patient acquisition system that fills your calendar with people whose hands go numb every night.